/adv/
I want to talk to this cool girl who just left my college, we didnt talk much there but she knows who I am. I want you all to give me advice as I talk to her, tell me what to say and things
>inb4 be yourself
I would be gratefull if you help me out with what to say to befriend them
some info
>alternative/gothic
>seems sad alot
>likes the same music as me
>has liked my profile picture so ya know
>seems to be really nice
reply if you will stay and help, will post results
>>17331915
>hey I heard you left (your school)!
Wish i had a chance to get to know you better
Are you never going to see her again? Just say whatever it doesn't matter at this point. Saying something is better than nothing
>>17332004
you are right about something being better then nothing.
I will ask hey "Hey when did you leave (college)?"
is that good?
I will screen shot response if you say yeah
please bumpirno
>>17332004
>>17332015
and
>the wish I had a chance to get to know you better
as well
>>17332016
You don't have to have both questions in the same message, I just try to put at least one question in each message so I don't have to double text
>>17332026
Forgot to add in the beginning, once we get a good rapport going the convo kind of dictates the flow. Too much questions make you sound like the riddler.
>>17332029
I tend to suffer from that lol
okay bruhs help
>>17332053
Dead end dude.
>>17332060
what kind of a meme is this
/adv/ice bro where did you go?
>>17332053
What the fuck am i reading? I can't tell if she's telling you to fuck off or if she's just speaking retard gibberish.
>>17332081
Yeah its pretty retarded, I thought she would do this but I dont know how to respond I guess I'll power through and say
"oh do you know how you did with art?"
>>17332090
What is that emoji?
I can't see; is it a shy one? Because if it is i think she is interessed but sucks at chatting.
>>17332098
its a shy monkey
she seems to have sperged out but kept it in the text, expressive I guess
I sent her
"oh okay how do you think you did with art? I think they have some of your stuff on the walls"
>>17332079
Is she done with college and you're not?
Ask what she's going to do next, what kind of jobs she's looking at, or if she's going to another school where, also you could say how you can't wait until youre done if it's true
>lucky! I can't wait to grad myself. So you got a job lined up?
>>17332060
Usually I consider it over if the girl stops answering questions or gives a clear sign she's not interested and even then a few have come around. I try not to dominate a convo but don't overthink.
Also don't read her messages until you're ready to respond, fb has read receipts lol.
If she's still in the area, ask if she'd like to meet up for coffee.
>>17332081
Anon asked when she left. I thought she was replying that she left on whatever day they handed in some art project.
>>17332115
Isnt that a little foward? I barely as in barely spoke to her at college but we have similar interests, the conversation is only a few messages in and she hasnt replied in a little bit so that would come of as creepy no?
>>17332130
I dunno it's just coffee, but you know her better than I do. Usually if I'm interested in a girl I already know and made small talk with before and I just get their number or fb I chat them up a bit, ask how they're doing and then ask if they wanna meet up for coffee/lunch/ice cream.
>>17332053
The "I wish" part telegraphs way too much interest in her.
Imagine if she saw you running full speed towards her in a hallway. She would run, right?
Let me know if you want more help.
fuck its been almost 20 minutes, this is okay right? it is 3 am now but she is up all night according to facebook
>>17332157
I mean I think a tiny girl like her would run at any one running at her full speed but I thanks for the advice
>>17332162
ok its been 30 minutes actually
I guess its time to cry into my pillow again, maybe tomorrow they will have replied and I will make the thread again
what the fuck is wrong with women
>>17332162
Does it say read? Maybe it's too late for her to talk with you
>>17332197
>>17332162
>>17332053
she seemed fucking retarded dude.
Chill out. Like some of her bullshit, comment some other of her bullshit, and wait a week or two for actual texting her again. (unless you find a damn good excuse, like "hey i've seen you're going to .. burning man(?).. me too, wanna come with me and my friends blahblah"
Believe me, it kinda worked for me in the past.
>>17332217
it doesnt say read but she was off line on and off in the hour I have waited, waiting on tomorrow now
>>17332224
yeah I will, just annoying she dissapeared on my second message without warning or whatever
>>17332235
i'd say she's not interested and not worth the trouble.. but, your call.
Can we see her?
>>17332271
man I dont know, I guess. is there any way to track someones facebook through an image first?
>>17332278
if you change the filename i think not
meh I don't care
here you go
>>17332285
she looks insane. Maybe if you look normie she'll never pay attention to you. Tell her you jerk off to her pics while you stomp chickens or something and you might get her attention
>>17332289
I could post me to see if you think she'd like me or not
I think I have to say something weird but deciding on what
>>17332298
Don't say what >>17332289 said pls xDDD
>>17332298
sure go ahead
This is my current profile picture
>>17332313
forget it bro. You look like an emo 16 year old. Get a haircut, lose some weight, and/or get some balls and ask her out IRL, which you missed the chance i guess.
>>17332313
This is just....
>cringe the meme
>>17332313
lel
go for it
>>17332313
>outa your league
I am getting a haircut but cant decide on what, dont want to be a normie cut but I agree my hair is stupidly long atm
Should I just get pic related again?
>>17332053
>>17332313
You look emo ask fuck but judging from her text she has downs syndrome so you might have a chance. Just use a condom, this bitch has probably been used and abused if she is that fucking special.
>>17332329
is that you in the pic? yes. you have the flesh of a baby
>>17332332
*emo as fuck
Nice, typo in a text about how stupid someone is.
>Preparing anus
>>17332329
/fa/ has hair inspiration threads all the time. can't go wrong with nazi youth.
>>17332329
yea that's better. You still look like a dumb kid but at least the haircut is fine. Grow a beard ASAP. And bulk up if you have the will to do that.
oh and despite how your hair looks now, change that myspace-tier profile picture. Take a normal one. Use one with friends or family if you have no friends. But don't put a fucking myspace selfie.
>>17332340
>>17332339
>>17332337
kek thanks for the advice guys, is looking youthfull actually a bad thing? I am only 18.
>>17332325
With some make-up, a good angle, and a black and white filter he would probably be seen as the same level of attractiveness as her desu. Oh, and styled hair.
Short hair is gross and average, OP, rock the young look and be glad you don't look like a prune.
>>17332346
Same boat as you, 18 but look 15-16. Fucking sucks.
>>17332349
So is this suddenly more acceptable, do I look better?
I am bad with social media stuff
>>17332359
NO. BURN THE PICTURE.
>>17332368
ok ok!
I think its better than the original but I will change my profile picture to
>>17332329
>>17332359
Hmm. You're cute...
It's annoying the mixed opinions I receive its either cute and nice or cringe and lols
so the verdict? I think I am able to get some one in her league but opinions
>>17332375
Are there any better pictures? I feel like you just suck ass at taking selfies.
>>17332081
Hah.
Didn't read thread past this post. Two words for you OP...
>Casual Sex?
>>17332359
just never take selfies, you're a guy
>>17332394
>>17332390
forgot to consider that. OP get really ugly friends and take a pic with them.
>>17332388
best pic so far, post more.
notes on the selfie - buy a hairdryer and some decent hair product
>>17332417
thats all the ones I have excluding a couple of uber cringey emo ones
can post for a laugh but it isnt gonna help
She better reply tomorrow or I am sending a weird as message
post what I should send if it happens to get her to want me
>>17332440
>yo bitch i'd ask you out for a coffee but you might misunderstand that as i wanna be your friend and what i want to is GIVE YOU THIS 8 INCHER ALL NIGHT, OH YEAH BABY
that always works for me i swear
>>17332451
the
>OH YEAH BABY
really ramps it up great
