My father is a complete cuck with no redeaming qualities. I'd love o hit him in the face but that comes with charges so I want to fuck with him a different way.
How can I make his life miserable without him knowing?
Steal 10 dollars from his safe every 3 or 4 days and spend it on pointless shit that you are going to keep on a box. When his birthday comes, give him the box and act like a happy son that just congratulated his father for living another year of his fuckng life.
What did he do to you? Why did he do it?
I bet your dad can spell "redeeming" correctly.
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Challenge him to a duel to the death.
He will win because you're a faggot, then he will go to prison for your murder, so you win.
Kill yourself op, that would make him sad.
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Yeah, he should be sad because he raised such a fucking failure. Fuck you, op.
Break the pipe on the sink and toilet
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What is the point of him being miserable if he doesn't know it? CAN he be said to be miserable if he doesn't know he is?
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Stick his toothbrush up your ass then put it back even if you rinse it some after
