>I'm 26 and never had a job
What the fuck? No one is going to hire me now. I applied and applied and no interviews. I go there to follow up and nothing. What the fuck do I do bros?
inb4 an hero
Apprenticeships and trade jobs you lazy cunt
You need to start at the bottom of the totem pole.
>>17310195
going to be straight up with you.
get a burner phone. put down you've worked as a tech for X private contractor for X years. give them your burner number. if it's entry level they might not call anyway, and if they do, just bullshit your way through that call.
get the fucking job, do it right, and save your money.
oh shit. I thought I was on r9k. my bad for this post.
Remember all those shit jobs your friends started doing in high school? That's where you have to start. Fast food, factories and retail. Your life will suck more now just because you're a decade behind everyone else your age. You're gonna be pretty poor until you're in your 40s, and even then only if you work hard.
Try not being a fuck head in the future.
Do internships or basic jobs.
join the navy
