I was walking my dog today and this girl asked if she could pat it. She came over and was like "okay thanks, bye!" How can I keep accidentally bumping into her without it seeming creepy?
She's not interested in you, she's interested in your dog
Fuck you buddy, 52 confirmed kills
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>>17309308
this op. use this to your advantage and tell her she can fuck your dog if she gives you a blowjob at the same time.
>>17309383
Is this stupid enough to work?
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>>17309544
You might aswell try, nothing to lose, everything to gain.
See you in prison OP.
>>17309307
1. Don't
2. Work on your social skills so when women come up to pet your dog they leave wanting to see YOU again
>>17309307
Walk your dog at the same time and same place.
