>>17303095
>eating asparagus for maximum stinky load
My gag reflex kicked off.

However, I've heard citrus fruits makes cum taste good, if you want to be considerate...

>>17303198
>if you want to be considerate

No point in being considerate if I'm wearing my luchador mask and she'll never recognize me anyway.

>>17303203
Not much of a ladies man, are you?

>>17303095
Thanks OP, the luchador mask made it. You are one of the few people making it worth lurking on this board.

I have no idea how you even came up with the asparagus idea, you sure are a nasty one.

>>17303203
You're not going to be wearing that mask the whole shoot you tard, or are you going to be "that creepy guy" wearing the mask the whole time?

>>17303095
Get aids right before.

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>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXircX3VdM

You're doing good. asparagus really makes a difference. Keep us updated, how it went.

I want to see how this goes kek

you could go extreme mode and give your balls a sharp tap with a heavy object about 6 hours before so that there is blood in you cum. that would freak a lot of people out. it's really hard to permanently damage your balls, so it wouldn't affect you long term.

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>I'm drinking tons of coffee and eating asparagus for maximum stinky load

I've heard milk can make your cum smell like bad dairy. Maybe a bunch of eggs.

Try and fart when you turn around to walk away as well.

>>17303252
Do this.

If you eat a lot of garlic and curry it could also get worse.