Hi. I've been banned from MLPforums thanks to modbaiting assholes and I left Derpibooru in disgust after getting bullied by fucking secret Discord/Skype chats that mass-downvoted the art I posted, then started twisting my words and insisting that everything I say or do is "Le cringey".
I attempted suicide a few days ago and fucked it up. And now... I have no idea what to do. If I show myself, I end up looking like an attention-seeking bitch.
>>17299706
Every thread deserves a reply.
Yeah, I guess it does.
Why do people do that? Why do people point and laugh like fucking howler monkeys, so desperate to make the most noise and convince each other they're laughing?
>>17299706
>an hero
>>17299708
Because we're social animals, and laughing together reinforces the social bonds, lessening our anxiety. The reason you're depressed and suicidal is because you don't have those bonds with others.
>>17299706
You need to become an hero
>>17299710
Quit posting things before I get the chance to
>>17299713
>image.png
>>17299711
Eeyup.
I have no bonds. With anyone, really. My own parents hate me, and I hate them. The only real friend I ever had... I don't even recognize him anymore, he's gone so balls-deep into libtardity my own neutral ass finds him disgusting.
>>17299708
If you're gonna post a pointless thread at least post ponies along with it, faggot.
>>17299710
>>17299713
why skeleton does not dance on party?
>>17299716
Sure, why not?
>>17299715
This is not so good. Your own bitter judgment of others isn't going to give you any solace as you sit alone day in and day out.
If you would like to avoid killing yourself you probably have to get over everything you think is loathsome about people in general and start cultivating bonds with them. You will suck at doing this at first, but over time you get better at it, then you realioze one day you're no longer depressed.
We're kind of hard wired for this shit, whether or not we like it.
If u off yourself over ponies how are we supposed to think?
You missed one, scruffy.
>>17299719
Alright. Who do I bond with?
>>17299718
There you go.
people can be assholes to outsiders
I recommend animals
>>17299720
It's not over ponies, you stupid fuck. It's about the fact that I'm fucking 20, I've never fucked or kissed anything, I've only ever met two people that didn't prove themselves to be shit, and one's busy with work while the other's gone full retard now. I live on a fucking commune full of idiots that think they'll convert me to their pseudo-pagan bullshit if they feed me enough "Good energy" and vegetarian food.
I am a massive faggot, please rape my face
>>17299723
I literally grabbed a random pony pic from my folder, I wasn't expecting it to be so fitting. I actually had more of a Maud-ish face when posting it.
>>17299725
Get a job and move out.
>>17299706
Don't give up, Anon.
>>17299726
no you want rape and i rape only one who don't want rape
What are you doing here Anon? Go reclaim the life you think you lost. You owe nothing to anybody and the only person you have to prove your worth to is yourself. Now stop shitting up /mlp/ with your blogshit and go catch up to him, he's been waiting since you left and he won't leave until you are with him.
You know, if you want to go laugh at something pathetic, there's always this. http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/LoversLab Look at this shit.
>>17299725
>reeeeeee muh life is shit
>abloo bloo bloo crawwwwwling
>20 yrs old
Fuck off you little shit, take your complain train pity party faggotry to /b/ or the frogboard.
This is a terrible thread fuck you op
>>17299733
Hahahaha
And nobody, literally nobody will listen. Oh god, it really is the boy who cried wolf all over again.
Regardless, I'm sure they all very well know that it's very misogynistic to keep sex slaves and force people into prostitution, but I don't think they care, particularly.
>>17299722
Starting is the hardest part. Once you have a circle of friends that shit just builds on itself. The tough thing is that your needs have gone unm,et for so long that your chance of putting people off (because you find one or two people and try to make them your world) is high.
What you need is a place to hang where you can meet people with similar interests. We know you're a horsefucker, so maybe go to a con or hang out at the comic book store? What other interests do you have? Where to groups of people with the same or similar interests hang out? Go there and meet some people.
As I said, you'll suck at it at first, but you get better at it the more you socialize yourself.
>>17299706
kys
>pic related, its (You)
>>17299717
I'm trying to work out what you just said, but it's not working.
>>17299736
Wow, you're an idiot. I was talking about the feminist wiki. That's the pathetic thing. Not loverslab. I have sex mods on my Skyrim and I like dicking (ha) around with them.
>>17299727
> I'm a pathetic piece of shit
Yeah and if you end it now, guess what? You always will be.
You're only 20. Assuming you live in the west, you still have more than double that many years to right wrongs. It is easy to abandon life. It is hard to keep going in the face of adversity. But you must. Or don't, purge yourself from the gene pool if you feel like it. We would be better off without people like you anyway.
But it doesn't have to be that way. The choice is in your hands, faggot. Are you going to pick the easy way out and be an irresponsible faggot loser like you always have been or are you going to finally change that?
>>17299740
I know. I fucking know. I'm talking about how Feministwiki even bothers to do what they do. Was that unclear? I support Loverslab, hell I check the site every day for XCOM 2 sex mods.
>>17299725
>I've only ever met two people that didn't prove themselves to be shit
This is where you're wrong, Mr Caulfield. People do not prove themselves to be shit. You just hold people to unreasonable standards because of your poor socialization. No one has any reason to live up to your standards, so why should they? Get over yourself and get used to more casual social interaction. Friendships will develop naturally after that.
>>17299739
>undermeme
>>17299707
for you
Do your fucking job, hotpockets.
>>17299744
>it's been posted ITT two other times but only responds to the one post, indicating he came here just because he saw something he didn't like
>"Guys I swear my cancerous interests are better than yours"
t. underage
>>17299710
>>17299713
>>17299739
>Dumblrtale
get out.
>>17299710
>>17299713
>>17299739
>>17299747
>undermeme
>>17299746
but the happy merchant ate all them.
>>17299743
...So you're saying that compulsive-liar cunt that accused a teacher of rape and had her dependent pet back her up on it aren't shit? You're saying the fuckers in the "Ethnically Diverse" club back home that wouldn't let me in, calling me "Too white", even though I'm the only one there with actual diversity AREN'T shit? You're saying that fuck that was like the son of Dark Side Phil and Scrappy Doo isn't shit?
And those are just the shitheads I met IRL.
(Note, the teacher is ok, I talked the bitch into admitting she was lying. She's a fucking idiot, so it was easy to get her to fucking laugh about it with her friends later. I was expecting people to call her out on being so shitty, not to laugh with her and think of it like the time someone drank three Jaegerbombs and shagged a sofa or something)
well don't suicide.
>>17299706
Post your art, I want to see how bad/good you are.
>>17299742
>XCOM
>not superior bethesda mods
>>17299738
spotted the underaged brutter
>>17299748
>>17299749
>/v/ says I can't like it therefore if I post a meme alteration on the name people will think I'm cool
>>17299751
>ellipses
Fuck off to reddit.
>>17299745
What the muffin did you just say to me, you baking coward? I'll have you know, I graduated at the top of the Wreck Ceilings with my Ass class, and am personally responsible for over 200 lost letters.
>>17299751
People do shitty things sometimes, even monstrous things. And life sure as fuck isn't fair. Expecting things to be fair is silly. Yes, sometimes people will shit on you. We all get shit on sometimes.
But what are you gonna do? Kill yourself? That's stupid. Your last conscious moment will be regret.
Even though people don't play nice not playing with them at all is a surefire way to make yourself depressed, so you have to play with them. It seems like you can already spot the total sociopaths, so avoid them.
>>17299756
I don't browse that cancerous board.
>>17299753
Ok.
>>17299761
kek
Quick question OP, which country are you from?
>pic unrelated
>>17299759
But everyone I meet is usually some type of shithead or low-functioning sociopath. Typically also an edgy bitch.
But fuck it, let's give that a go. Where do I meet new people?
>>17299761
Oh jeez
>>17299764
What are you into aside from pone?
>>17299763
England. I'm German/Nordic with some asian, though. Which is why being denied access to the ethnically diverse club was so funny when it was literally just a group of black people bitching about how horrible and evil whites are. I still don't know why I'm pissed about them denying me entry to that group. Probably the "Too white" thing.
>>17299761
Well, uh, it's a good first attempt anon...
we in /adv/ now lol
>>17299761
The people calling your work cringey and "bullying" you are right to do so.
Hello.
>>17299768
Thanks. I see a lot of shitty generic-looking OCs, I figured I'd try to make something more original. Inspiration came from Worcestershire Horses, and the seven tails are actually just one big tail in seven parts. It fit her fox-ish personality and brute force style.
http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/LoversLab You know what's the stupidest thing about this blog? There are more sex mods for female players than there are for men, and running around as a naked dickgirl god of war is weirdly fun, even though I used to hate futa.
>>17299767
You could try moving to Ireland, they haven't been as culturally enriched, or move to America, lots of freedoms in that place.
>>17299761
Eh, it wasn't that bad, I mean I could tell it was a pony.
The color scheme was terrible; ponies are soft colors, not over saturated blobs.
not horrible overall.
Top kek! Mods=Gods
Before anyone comes in really confused as to where this came from, this thread was in /mlp/ and the mods transferred it over.
>>17299800
Long term virginity leads to all kinds of weird fetishes, as your masturbatory fantasies have to become weirder and weirder to get you off.
>>17299706
Is Discord the new vector for autism?
>>17299817
An easy fix to this is to rotate your fap material around.
>>17299824
Or put in the effort to socialize yourself so you can eventually manage to get your dick wet.
>>17299706
>I've been banned from MLPforums
Haha. That place looks super cringey. It's a blessing in disguise.
>thanks to modbaiting assholes
k then
>I left Derpibooru in disgust after getting bullied by fucking secret Discord/Skype chats that mass-downvoted the art I posted
So, you're a pretty cringey guy then?
>then started twisting my words and insisting that everything I say or do is "Le cringey"
But it is cringey. You are cringey.
Also, lol that you're getting bullied by derpybooru users. That's pretty low.
>I attempted suicide a few days ago
Sounds about right.
>and fucked it up.
Hahaha
>I have no idea what to do.
Try, try again. Seriously, you are so pathetic that you got banned by MLP forums AND a lot of people are agree that your art is cringey and you should stop.
>>17299818
It is. Wanna set up a channel? We can talk about whatever there.
>>17299715
Neutral people don't call liberals libtards, conservatard. How can a brony not be liberal? The conservatives, Republicans, and Democrats reject you.
Who's best pone?
>>17299853
you've clearly never browsed /mlp/
>>17299853
We hate the Jews as much as the next guy over on /mlp/.
>>17299788
It looks like some sonic/mlp autism.
>>17299849
You can set it up if you want
>>17299880
It's applejack you pleb
>>17299818
Yes. But tripfagging is still the classic "vector for autism".
>>17299907
Applejack is pretty cool but we all know Rarity is the best pone
>>17299913
She's a close 2nd
>>17299957
I liked the show but I had to stop watching when the singing started
What board did this come from?
>>17300017
/mlp/
>>17299853
No, I'm neutral. I can hate conservatards and libtards as much as I want. Newsflash: Global warming is real, censorship is wrong, and anita sarkesian's a lying bitch.
>>17299706
Well, you are still being "le cringey"
Fucking hell, why do you speak like that
>>17299854
Pink because she's drawn THICK in the anthro porn most of the time.
>>17300575
>falling for the thick meme
Rarity is objectively the most slim and beautiful
>>17300575
Twilight is a fucking fatass too, she just reads and eats burgers all day
