What's a good voicemail greeting that's still professional, but not as bland as "this is Anon, leave message thanks"
>>17297501
wud up my niggas u finna messege dem hit me up on my cell cuz i aint here n' shiet be sure to holla bak
what's wrong with a bland voicemail message
it's voicemail, keep it simple
>>17297501
"hello?................hello? I can't hear you, speak up, sorry i'm getting bad service, whatever just leave a message *beeep*"
>>17297674
Agree with this.
Unless there's a specific reason why you don't want a bland voicemail, I don't see why not to go with a generic message.
>>17297501
Are you in your career job? I ask because if you will be called by clients or other people in your office, you need a professional voicemail. If so, use this:
>This is anon (first and last name), I'm sorry I missed your call. Please leave your name and number and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you.
If you work at McDonalds or some shit like that, and the only people who call you are minimum wage cucks and your silly friends, then whatever you say is fine.
Personally, I'd just dramatically recite the Gorilla Warfare Copypasta, maybe with some slight wording changes to adapt it to the telephone.