Im 18 and moving to California on my own have no job and barely any money saved up, Where can i work or what can i do to support my self preferably not 9-5 boring shit.
>Support yourself
>Not 9-5 "boring shit"
>No job
Your only option is to sell drugs.
>>17276202
Why the fuck are you coming to the most expensive state in the union with no money or skills? This state blows fat cock anyway, good luck faggot
>>17276202
Have you considered sign waving?
>how to end up as a homeless junkie, by anon
>>17276202
>moving to California
Why would you do this to yourself
What the fuck is wrong with you retard? There's no way to do that. Especially not in COMMIE-FUCKING-FORNIA, MOST EXPENSIVE FUCKING STATE TO LIVE IN EVER.
>preferably not 9-5 boring shit
THAT'S ALL FUCKING JOBS. WORK IS NOT FUCKING FUN.
OP
Listen to me.
There is not a single, solitary, godforsaken thing in California worth even one nanoangstrom of your time.
There is no reason to move to California.
Just let the thing sink into the sea and pay it no mind.
>>17276202
>preferably not 9-5 boring shit.
>Moving to California, but doesn't want to work.
Your question is wrong imo
>Where can i work or what can i do to support my self
Let me fix that for you senpai
>Where can i live for free or what can i do to support my worthless existence
Become a homeless and find the nearest bridge near a mcds.
You're welcome to an hero, or give up on going to California and get a job you slob
>>17276295
>rnia worth even one nanoangstrom of your time
An Ångström is a measure of distance, not time. Also, you can't have a "nanoangstrom" as it would be several orders of magnitude smaller than the Planck length, which is the absolute shortest distance you can have between two particles without them being in the same place.
Moving to California is one of the most 18-year-old things you can want honestly. I know someone who did this exactly and they were back on the East Coast within 2 months.
Moving without having:
1) Money saved up
2) A guaranteed job
3) Someone to help you get money and a job and provide you a place to live
is basically impossible. And California is fucking expensive. Why do you want to live there?
>>17276202
Just find a nice girl who cries and sings
>>17276349
im moving there because im an amateur boxer and want better sparring, training partners and need a way to support myself until i turn pro
Dude, strut right into MGM studios and tell them you need. $100K advance to with your new contract. Or, plan B, do gay porn. You are obviously a handsome and brilliant representative of our species...unless of course you wear flat-billed hats, wife beaters and like Donald.
>>17276364
Seems like a well thought-out plan to me. Practically foolproof.
>>17276202
With an aching in your heart?
>>17276202
>I have no job and no money, no degree, no experience, no connections, no marketable skills to speak of.
>What can I do to afford room and board in California that isn't boring and doesn't require working 9-5?
Nothing legal.
There are tons of jobs that an 18 year old can legally do, but they're al shit jobs. That's the only sort of legal jobs 18 year olds are good for, as they don't know anything and worse still don't even know that they don't know anything.
On the illegal side, you could sell drugs or you could prostitute yourself. To sell drugs you'll need to get into a gang or you'll be murdered. Once in a gang, you might still get murdered, but you might get arrested instead.
To prostitute yourself you'll need a pimp. You'll catch STDs and possibly be murdered, but you might get arrested instead.
I see a bright future for anon in California.
>>17276202
Is your name Allie, by chance?
>>17276224
Book 1 in the dead by 25 trilogy.
>>volume 2: sucking dick behind 7/11 for a fix
And
>>volume 3: beaten to death by a retarded homeless bum under the bridge for my shoelaces.
Critics can't stop raving!
>>anon is a dipshit!
And
>> a cautionary tale about why you should pay attention to cautionary tales.
>>17276202
lol
