I want to buy my sister a dildo as a joke sorta for he birthday. I think it would be funny, but would it seem kinda weird if she's a bit younger than me?
It would be weird to buy someone a dildo regardless of relations or ages.
That's kind of weird.
is the joke incest?
>>17273564
But would it be funny ?
>>17273558
Yeah it's weird if she's your sister lol
I dunno I've been trying to joke around with her or give her "a hint" but she doesn't get it.
>>17273558
>>17273592
Yeah don't buy your younger sister a dildo.
I mean if you want to fuck her I get it, but I don't think that's going to work out either.
She seems nice, so maybe get her some flowers? Or hell get her a nice card and some money, maybe she'll buy a dildo for herself.
>>17273558
>>17273558
it would only funny if it was one of those gigantic dragon diodes. and even then, hopefully your family has a good, progressive sense of humor.
>>17273592
This guy.
>>17273558
Not a great idea. I imagine if I bought one for my sister she'd beat be over the head with it.
>>17273558
as a sister I can tell you that this is a horrible idea.
Get her a penis gag gift, but don't get her an actual dildo because the intent is going to be there that you think she's possibly going to use it, even if she doesn't.
It wouldn't really be funny, just get her a dick lolipop and leave her a funny not that says 'go fuck yourself' or something.
>>17273676
When you were her age would you have thought it would've been funny ?
No, its not funny, it weird as fuck. I mean its funny in a "lol at that idiot, what a fuck up. He deserves the shitty repercussions that came from this" kind of way?
Was that what you were going for? Or did you hope this would be a fuuny/good way to start trying to fuck your sister? Because you aren't going to fuck your sister man.
>>17273682
You didn't even say her age you sack of stupidity.
>>17273682
no, the only time any of my friends and I joked about dicks at that age was to dispel nervous tension and to hide our discomfort about sexuality in general.
>>17273686
She is 13
>>17273694
gross u fucking pedo get out of here
>>17273694
Anon pls.
Pls stop.
>>17273696
>>17273697
First of all you fuckwit , I'm in HS so I'm not a pedo.
>>17273694
Dude come on, dont fucking do it at all
>>17273700
you are sexualizing a child so YES that is pedo behavior i dont care if youre in hs shes your sister
>>17273700
Yes I know, I read "teenage boy". It's still retarded. In fact it's arguably MORE retarded now.
I'm sure she plays vidya or something. Get her something of that nature.
>>17273704
She's does. She does like to play video games. She's really attractive but she has autism ( she hides it from everyone and accepts as little help as possible ) still she's a little bit of a introvert so she likes to spend time with me. She's better than any girl my age I've met.
>>17273723
Okay I'm normally not prone to fits of caps lock but DO NOT BUY YOUR SISTER A DILDO YOU HAPLESS FAGGOT. SHE IS NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU.
HOLY SHIT SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN EXPECT A GIFT SINCE SHE LIKES SPENDING TIME WITH YOU SO MUCH.
GOD.
Otherwise get her something vidya-related.
>>17273738
Is it weird to be attracted to your 13 yr old sister?
lol this whole thread... and I thought I had issues.
>>17273723
She's got autism and you've got assburgers, I hope your parents stopped trying after the two of you.
>>17273753
No. What's weird is trying to act on it.
Stop discussing anything sexual with her.
Stop trying to find excuses to buy sexual related things for her. They're not funny, they're creepy
If you do act on your attraction, you WILL fuck up your long term future normal bro/sis relationship with her, and possibly your life.
>>17273753
Yes. You know what else is weird? Getting throw out of your house or regester as a sex offender. And by weird, I mean that's what is going to happen if you keep trying to fuck your sister you pedo retard.
>>17273818
I like you, you made me laugh.
>>17273558
b8/10
>>17273694
Do it you fucking pussy
>>17273558
That's a horrible idea. Despite any dynamic that's between you two you're still the older brother. Act like it, be her support in life.
