Anybody got any ideas on how I can make $5000 asap. I thought about robbing people late night like women with purses and stuff pull the bag and run use the credit card or something. pawn stuff tryin to get money for a flight ticket any ideas ANY IDEAS would be appreciated. i can't get loans cuz of my shit credit and unemployed / full time student..
hack a atm with a blank atm card you can get them off the deep web for pretty cheap
>>17249485
whore yourself out, most realistic and easiest way out if you don't want to work/don't have time.
be prepared for STDs, have fun
what do /adv/
>>17249494
dude that sounds great deep web tho can u give me like a guide or somethin on how to get a card also i just thought i could get a group of guys and just rb the whole atm machine and break it somewhere middle of nowhere idk
i dont feel like robbin somone desu fuktht help me guys deep web seems 2 spooky and i dont want to pay fees unless i can get it free somehow
Can someone link me to the dark web? I have no idea where to go and all I get when searching for the dark web is bbc
im a guy but whoring myself out seems easy enough i might post to backpagge lol but i wont get stds if i use condoms right so all good might do that
>>17249526
>>17249526
download Tor browser and look for .onion sites
Why the fuck do you need $5000 for a plane ticket?
Give me your details (departing airport, airport to arrive in, what date) and I'll find you one for under $500 pretty much no matter what the location
>>17249545
not just flight senpai I also need a couple other things. is there no advice on how to get quick cash legally or illegally/
>>17249494
and this guy doesn;t even follow up give me steps on how to get this card
op look for it yourself just go to the hidden wiki and go to any cracking forum and you can find it there
>>17249587
how do i protect myself when using tor any precautions ?
>>17249485
where the fuck are you flying that costs $5000?
>>17249485
get some knee pads for $20
suck 10040 dicks
>>17249597
if you go on craigslist you can sell your blowy joeys for $50 a pop and you go through 10 a day you've got your 5000 in 10 days.
>>17249485
> Anybody got any ideas on how I can make $5000 asap
Set up a Gofundme "for the families of the victims of Orlando."
I did that at the first mention. Took it down after the first $20000 in donations, about 12 hours in. I'm not greedy.
>>17249615
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what did u write for 'tell your story"
>>17249615
gofundme com 293qzvrg
is this good enough senpai
Where should i post the link to the page? help me out
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an y body else got an y ideas?
You're fucking scum.
You should get one of those blank cards they're selling on the Darknet. They allow you to hack specific older ATMs from where you can withdraw any given amount of money. Be careful about newer ATMs though, it's a known problem and the banks are trying to upgrade their system to protect themselves.
>>17249664
reported this campaign to the gofundme staff. you're despicable, OP
>>17249485
Blank ATM cards are pretty easily found on the Dark Web. They're not very expensive, though they have a withdrawal limit and don't work on every ATM.
Reporting this thread to the FBI. Hope you all have a nice day.
some excellent solutions posted in this thread already!
Definitely don't rob people. You'll never get $5000 that way, no one carries cash anymore and you'll get a fraction of the value of anything you pawn. You'd have to rob like 50 people to get that kind of money. At least one of them is going to fight back, at least one of them is going to press charges, and most of them will probably at least report it. That's very suspicious criminal activity and people will be looking for you. It's not worth the very likely risk of ruining your life and victimising so many people.
>>17251022
I was fucking around I said that to get people to give me more ideas not just safe shit
>>17249485
hahah hey friend, I can help you.
can we meet somewhere, like a starbucks? I pay!
>>17251850
did you try the darknet yet?
>>17249485
I hear you can sell one of your testicles for like $15k-$30k. You could also start sucking dick for cash.
>>17249485
There really is no way without either begging to your friend/family or cracking open an ATM.
But at least you learned your lesson. Next time, save up some money.
>>17249485
Using a blank ATM card would be the simplest.
