I'm a virgin and I'll never have sex.
97-99% of all people have sex, i'm in the bottom 1% of the population so i'm too ugly to have sex. even disabled people and retards get sex as long as they're above the threshold, and most are. you have to be REALLY fucking ugly to be under the threshold, which i am
How do I avoid constant suicidal ideation?
You need to lower your standards. Problem solved.
>>17242578
Dude. Whores. This is literally what they're for. People stigmatize them but they'll never understand what it means to be ugly and unwanted.
if you want sex that bad. Go to a brothel. They won't deny you. And you'll fuck hotter girls then 90% of the population will have sex with
>>17242584
you don't get it. being in the bottom 1%, i literally will never have sex. my standards could not be any lower, but no one is willing to dip down into the bottom 1%. even bottom 1% girls can find guys in the 2-20% willing to fuck them, meaning their effective range is 2%. so lowering my standards is not only impossible, but 1% literally don't exist.
>>17242609
Hookers, then. Problem solved.
>>17242607
i was talking to a hooker and she literally did deny me. you don't understand what the bottom 1% entails. i literally can't even pay someone money for sex. you have to understand that while they do want money, they also have other options. there are other guys paying for sex that aren't in the bottom 1% that are readily available and willing to pay for sex.
>>17242594
>>17242620
That was one whore. They deny people for a lot of reasons. Some won't fuck black guys or they won't fuck fat guys, etc. I guarantee you that you can find a whore willing to fuck you doggy so that she doesn't have to look at you if you are in fact that hideous.
>>17242631
just trust me, i won't ever even find a hooker. i've tried backpages for years and every time they ask to see a pic, i send them one and every fucking time they stop talking to me
this is making me really fucking depressed, i can't stop thinking about killing myself.
So you've already come to the realization that you won't have sex. Just live your life. Why is that worth killing yourself over? You'll probably also never be a millionaire or famous or powerful enough to be in control of hundreds of people. 99% of people won't have these things yet don't kill themselves.
There are people who aren't in the bottom 1% who also end up forever alone virgins who don't kill themselves. Why do you worship the possibility of sex and put the vagina on a pedestal? Get your life in order and focus on real priorities.
>>17242638
Nevada, Carson County. Legal brothels. They'll be hard pressed to turn you away in person as a willing to pay customer.
>>17242578
Take a selfie and show us just how "horrible" you look and how much of this 1% you are. I am 21 and a virgin also but thats mainly because my standards are stupid and I dont know how to lower them
>>17242642
>Why is that worth killing yourself over?
to be rejected by all of society and have no value whatsoever? how can you not see that's worth fucking dying over? why would anyone want to live involuntarily completely isolated for their entire life? what a ridiculous question.
>>17242638
Why are you trying to solicit bookers that ask for face pics? For fucks sakes, dude.
>>17242620
lol dude, some crackwhore rejected you, boo hoo. Find a few others and fuck them instead. Go to netherlands and fuck some 9/10 in red light district. Go to Thailand and fuck some 19 year old prostitute. There's too much paid pussy in this world, you can't go through your life and be a virgin and claim you tried to get laid because all you need is some $$$ and you have your dick in a hole
>>17242663
>to be rejected by all of society and have no value whatsoever?
You can be valued for more than your cock, you retarded mong. What a ridiculous notion.
But fine, if you want to be some creepy idiot who believes that sex is the end-all-be-all meaning of life, then fix yourself up rather than mope about it. Work out, lose weight, get plastic surgery if need be. You seem to have perceived some problem in your life, so what efforts have you taken to improve it?
>Hurr, kill self
Your weakness and cringiness are seppuku-worthy - changeable things mind you, not your inability to mate.
>>17242678
no i've tried countless different hookers. do you know how fucking worthless it feels to know that your only potential option is to flee to another country to pay for sex, and even then it's highly fucking likely they'll just turn you down as well
>>17242651
no they've turned people away before for less.
>>17242672
i try EVERY hooker on backpages in my area and they all almost ask for pics or are obviously cops.
>>17242620
Post your picture. If you're really as ugly as you say. Then you won't care about posting it
>>17242694
>Turned people away for less
Bullshit. They fuck anyone as long as they pass some basic hygiene requirements and don't seem like they're going to try and murder the women. You think your problem is unique? It's not.
>>17242694
Post pic. I really don't believe you're at the bottom 1% unless you have burn scars or some other deformity. Or if you're above 300lbs.
>>17242694
dude. Go to a fucking quality brothel. Go to the Netherlands or Czech Republic. They WILL suck you off. I was some documentary that some dude with legit downsydrome would go there once a year on his birthday and have sex. for real.
>>17242688
>You can be valued for more than your cock, you retarded mong. What a ridiculous notion.
THEY TURN ME DOWN BEFORE THEY SEE MY DONG YOU MONG. THEY DON'T REJECT MY PENIS, THEY REJECT ME AS A PERSON. BEFORE I EVER SAY ANYTHING OR THEY SEE MY DICK.
>>17242688
>But fine, if you want to be some creepy idiot who believes that sex is the end-all-be-all meaning of life, then fix yourself up rather than mope about it. Work out, lose weight, get plastic surgery if need be. You seem to have perceived some problem in your life, so what efforts have you taken to improve it?
YOU REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT BOTTOM 1% MEANS. I'M NOT 4/10 or 3/10 or 2/10 or even 1/10, I'm 0.1 or less. That advice might work for 1-4/10 but even if I double or triple my attractiveness by working slavishly, I'll still be 0.2/10
STOP FUCKING TRYING TO SUGGEST SEX BECAUSE IT'S NEVER GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN. AND YES IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE THAT HUMANS HAVE. Don't lie to yourself and try to explain otherwise, that's literally the ONLY instinctual need we have besides survival. Everything else is an extension of that. Whether you can see that or not.
>>17242694
I think you're exaggerating your problems. There is NOBODY that a dutch whore won't fuck for a few hundred euro.
Go to amsterdam, blaze some weed and go fuck some bitches. It'll probably be good for your mind too
>>17242709
POOOOOOOOOST YOUR PICTUREEEE
>>17242709
There is no way you're a 0.1 or less, unless you're SEVERELY deformed or SEVERELY scarred. Absolutely no way.
>>17242700
You don't understand how dire I am. All the ugly people you're thinking of who go to brothels? Between 1-2/10. Which is fucking awful, but it's not less than 0.1/10. They're 10-20 more attractive than I am.
>>17242705
Down syndrome people are usually 0.5-4/10. That's 5-40 times more attractive than I am.
You sound like such a whiny bitch with a negative attitude towards life. You're excusing any bit of advice people give you.
You're not looking for advice. You're looking for a place to interact with people because you can't interact with anyone in real life.
Stop being a whiny bitch
>>17242709
describe your worst features in detail. we don't even need a picture tbqh. we need to hear what YOU think is in the 1%
>>17242709
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17242704
300lbs guy here. I could get pussy today if I wanted for a couple hundred dollars (or free if I wanted to fuck a 3/10 fat chick) . Can confirm OP is full of shit.
>>17242716
This
>>17242726
>Down syndrome people are usually 0.5-4/10. That's 5-40 times more attractive than I am.
What. Lmao.
>>17242728
Or this
>>17242709
>THEY TURN ME DOWN BEFORE THEY SEE MY DONG YOU MONG. THEY DON'T REJECT MY PENIS, THEY REJECT ME AS A PERSON. BEFORE I EVER SAY ANYTHING OR THEY SEE MY DICK.
>Missing The Point: The Post
>YOU REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT BOTTOM 1% MEANS. I'M NOT 4/10 or 3/10 or 2/10 or even 1/10, I'm 0.1 or less. That advice might work for 1-4/10 but even if I double or triple my attractiveness by working slavishly, I'll still be 0.2/10
>Doesn't understand how plastic surgery works: The Post
But I did take you more seriously with all those caps. Maybe you're on to something. W-were you yelling?
I'm starting to root for your suicide, just so /adv/ will have one less troll poster.
>>17242731
>300lbs guy here
Kill yourself. Oh wait you already are killing yourself with food
OP you fucking idiot
IF THIS GUY CAN BUST A NUT. You can too
Fucking watch 6:06
https://youtu.be/HErf4OELzYk
>>17242740
I've already lost 15lbs friend. I'll be below 300 next week at this rate. Thanks for the words of encouragement though :)
>>17242739
>having serious and legitimate problems makes you a troll poster
>posting LMAO just get a hooker every fucking time isn't trolling
you're a fucking horrible person.
OP, look at me. I'm an ugly ass mexican manlet and I've gotten laid. If I can do it, so can you.
>>17242747
Losing weight is the easiest shit in the world. Especially when you're a fat fuck
>>17242748
>>having serious and legitimate problems makes you a troll poster
Except it isn't. You've been getting legitimate advice left and right in a ~40 post thread. You've been asked to describe yourself and post pictures of yourself which you've thoroughly ignored. You just want attention.
>>17242752
Of course. I hope you have a nice day, anon!
>>17242750
Damn bro you really are ugly but grats on getting laid
Get a new hairstyle, fix your skin, you'll become way better looking
>>17242752
It's the easiest thing when you try to do something about it because it's so simple. OP's problem is also simple, just get a fucking hooker and throw money at them until they jump on your dick
OP, you're just a whiny cunt (or a troll). I bet that you never even tried to fuck a hooker, you're just so much of a social retard that you're too scared of fucking a hooker, but don't want to admit it. You'd rather just blame all your problems on unfixable ugliness because that way you don't have to take responsibility for your misery. Post a picture and prove me wrong.
>>17242743
EVERYONE WATCH THIS SHIT
if a fucking mental retarded/physically disabled guy can get a nut off from a cute Japanese girl. So can you!
>>17242753
>You've been getting legitimate advice left and right
let me stop you right there. i challenge you to find ONE piece of advice in this entire thread.
>refusing to post pictures is attention whoring
lmao at this retarded logic
every time one of these guys posts a pic he ends up aggressively average, or just 'eh'. I've never seen an unfuckable dude on here. Since you already want to off yourself, you might as well post a pic so we can tell you if you're delusional or not.
>>17242761
this, except not
DONT post a picture, describe your bad features
jesus christ is this fucking /adv/ or what
>>17242767
You want fucking advice you fucking nigger??!
Go to Prague. And order one of them. They'll let you deep penetrate their butthole!!!!!!!
http://www.eroticprague.com/sex/escort-and-privat/
>>17242750
You look like an average dude, man. Maybe I just live in a country full of ugly men, though.
>>17242750
Did you screenshot through snapchat because the camera mirrors the image so you look better?
>>17242772
I'm not OP but i'll have a go at describing myself for you lovely friendos to judge me harshly
>indian ethnicity (but born and raised in england, english accent etc.)
>brown shit skin and jet black hair, bushy eyebrows, slight monobrow, body hair ALL FUCKING OVER especially legs and arms
>5'11" (the only thing I have going for me)
>210lb of FAT
>double chin if I look down
>shit eyesight so big ass glasses
>no real hairstyle, look like a retarded version of einstein with shorter hair
>rectangle face
>canine teeth are crooked
sooo... is there any redemption for me or what? Can I even get a 3/10 gf if I work my ass off and get a /fit/ body? I guess I can try work on my face, but I need advice on how to get rid of monobrows and other undesirable face hair
Also some good hairstyles for black short hair would be nice
>>17242659
>>17242699
>>17242704
>>17242716
>>17242717
alright here you go, here's a literal 0.017/10
>>17242806
You are a fucking baby shit, you look completely fine just like anyone else I see in the street
It's not your physical appearance, it's your childish whiny behaviour that makes people think you are a faggot
which you are
go pay a hooker and stop crying, life is unfair for everyone and you don't have it worse than anyone else.
pic related is a real 1/10 and I bet he doesn't cry as much as you, little bitch
>>17242806
Here's another person who actually has problems with their physical appearance you fucking manbaby
Your shit self esteem puts everyone else off and makes you look worthless. You could be a 5-6/10 easy without any effort, but your attitude makes you absolutely undesirable to anyone
>>17242806
You are not that bad at all. Just Average.
>>17242833
He has a point. Your personality is what makes you shit.
Like I am overweight and have a babyface (Currently 5/10), BUT, I can be an easy 7-8/10 if I actually got into decent shape. Just work on your self and you can improve get women
Pic Related, me like 4 weeks ago and 10lbs heavier.
>>17242806
dude you're full of shit. You can get laid.
Go to fucking Prague and buy a whore for the night.
>>17242825
>It's not your physical appearance, it's your childish whiny behaviour that makes people think you are a faggot
nobody ever even talks to me, how would they know my personality
>>17242833
>self esteem makes you look worthless
lmao
>>17242902
You know what first appearances are? If you're a worthless loser, you will come across as one in a second of someone looking at you. You don't even need to speak to someone to judge them, and it all depends on posture, how you carry yourself, your 'air' basically
People can sniff losers out easily, and you let yourself be one. In fact it sounds like you want to be one, considering the way you argue against the advice given to you
>>17242849
are you legitimately 15
>>17242925
this, basically. your thoughts are the only thing holding you back. challenge them. every time you have a thought like that, remind yourself that it's not true and carry on.
you're actually really cute. if you don't act like a total beta cuck, women will make fuck with you
>>17242806
You're an average joe schmoe holy fuck. Jack Black could get laid even if he wasn't famous and you are probably better looking than Jack Black. And Jack Black is obnoxious as shit and a fatass and the only movie anyone likes him in is Kung Fu panda.
>>17242939
I'm 20.... Like I said. Babyfaced
>>17242941
>you're actually really cute
Fucking faggot
>>17242578
You don't need a model's face to get laid. You look average, if you got in shape, get some conversation skills and confidence then it will only be a matter of time until a girl opens her legs to you. Or be filthy rich.
>>17242578
the fact that you're even considering ending your life simply because you don't adhere to societal (read illegitimate bullshit) expectations tells me you are a complete idiot who hasn't taken a minute to stop, think and realize that there are far more important and meaningful things in life. This is why I hope you never get a chance to procreate and infest the gene pool with your inferior genes, you complete degenerate
>>17242974
Probably had sex, hypocrite degenerate
>>17242578
Lose weight or kill yourself u fat fucking waste
>>17243034
This whole thread was supposed to provide an alternative to suicide but obviously there is none. Fuck it
>>17243157
Now you're starting to figuring it out.
>>17242806
fuck you op i wanted to see some ugly degenerate fuck
>>17243192
Me too, OP looks disappointingly bland.
Hear that OP? Everyone agrees it's not your looks that's your problem, it's your fucking whining and turbo beta, insufferable bitch ass personality. Get a fucking job, start working out and gain some decent amount of confidence. You cheeky cunt!
>>17242825
>>17242833
OP, take a good hard look at these two pictures. That's what the 0.1s looks like. You're like a 2/10, maybe a 1.5 at worst. If literal retards can get laid, so can you.
Stop being a bitch and try out some hookers. We all know your story is bullshit, there is no way anyone as beta as you would dare to fuck a whore. Grow some balls, god damnit. Or just kill yourself, you're human trash of the worst kind so IDGAF.
>>17242849
lmao easy 7-8/10???
I'm not saying you're hideous, but try and keep your ego in check there anon. You'll never be a fucking 8/10 with those cuddly cheeks desu
>>17243248
Also, get a haircut you cunts. Both of you
>>17243248
>kill yourself, you're human trash of the worst kind
>>17243034
>kill yourself u fat fucking waste
>>17242974
>I hope you never get a chance to procreate and infest the gene pool with your inferior genes, you complete degenerate
>>17242925
>People can sniff losers out easily, and you let yourself be one. In fact it sounds like you want to be one, considering the way you argue against the advice given to you
i will now take everyone's advice and kill myself now.
>>17243248
>lmao easy 7-8/10???
>I'm not saying you're hideous, but try and keep your ego in check there anon. You'll never be a fucking 8/10 with those cuddly cheeks desu
Just saying what others have said. I don't really think I can hit that, but others seem to (One claimed I was a 6.5 as is)
And I know.
I am saying right now I am about a 5 +/-1.
>>17242806
Dude you're not even ugly. Sure, you aren't like, super attractive or anything, but I know tons of people uglier than you who have gotten laid.
>>17242806
>It's an "average looking guy feels sorry for himself" episode
Lift weights and gain confidence.
>>17242806
This is a 1.5-2/10 according to >>17243248
>>17242849
This is evidently a 5
Someone explain
>>17242750
I feels it homie, this face gets no action either
>>17243407
That dude is not even a 5 bro, more like 3
>>17243297
>missing the point and focusing on what justifies his self deprecation
yet again you prove my point that you're an attention seeking idiot, which is why i stand by my words
>>17243407
>>17242849
Right now the guy is maybe a 3.5, but with a proper hairstyle and less facial fat he could be an easy 5.5-6
and 6/10 is more than enough to get laid a few times in your life, or get a 5-6/10 girlfriend
OP is just a whiny bitch and he looks better than cuddly cheeks dude but acts all 'woe is me' about it whereas the cuddly cheeks guy is actually trying to improve and has some optimism, which in my eyes gives him 100x better chances of getting laid
>>17242578
prostitutes
>>17242849
You aren't even ugly faggot. Get a haircut and lose weight. Don't waste my time insecure normalfag, this thread is for genuine ugly fuckers.
>>17242806
Youre not ugly! 5-6/10 for me, and im a woman. I think if you had confidence, maybe something youre proud of. Hobbies, anything what could make u exciting to other women can EASY get you a gf. If youd ask me out, i wouldnt have a reason to say no. But please have some confidence in yourself, youre not as bad as you think you are!
>>17242578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcAsad-E9CQ
OP you need to watch this
OP is retarded. Get a dog. There is a reason they are "man's best friend".
They don't even know what ugly means.
>>17242806
Femanon here
You honestly don't look that bad
But your personality makes me vomit
You have a 0% chance because of that
Not even a hooker would fuck a whiney little bitch like you.
Just improve your personality and fuck off /adv
>>17244880
The Goddess have spoken!
Take this as a lesson, cherish it and work on it!
>>17242694
What's your area? I'm sure I can pick out a couple of whores right now. They don't mind ugly people, it's almost a holy thing for them. If a whore messes with you, she's just a general bitch.
If you're black, you have less chance because blacks are known to demand sex for free or be more violent around whores. Literally.
>>17244839
/thread/
>>17242578
Watch an anime called Oregairu. And love stage. Then improve yourself for boipussy, that you will actually get.
>>17242806
oh my fucking god, YOU again.
It's not how you look. It's that you suck, and you're like a less lovable Eeyore. You're stubborn and delusional.
>>17244930
OP thinks people hate him before they even speak to him. He thinks people are disgusted and appalled by his appearance. He takes innocuous/mundane actions from others and interprets them as hostile.
He's some kind of weird attention whore, and I THINK maybe some kind of pathological liar...? Like weird lies. all the time.
Shit he says doesn't make sense, and it's not worth trying to tell him otherwise. He doesn't listen to reason. He posts shit like this all the time.
>>17244948
you sure are assuming a lot, putting words into OP's mouth.
unless you somehow know more than the rest of us.
>>17245021
Haha, yeeeeah, this is from personal interactions....
>>17242578
patronize the services of prostitutes, my son
>>17245114
OH shit, someone FINALLY knows this guy irl?! Give us the dirt.
>>17245114
Please fuck him up
>>17245139
/this
>>17242578
Having been to my local S&M dungeon, I can tell you right now that even the ugliest motherfuckers on this planet fuck.
>>17245849
This. Holy shit, this.
I been there. I dun seen it. I never want to see it again.
>>17242806
Im a guy and i think your a little cute
if i wasn't already taken id take ya
>>17242578
Judging by your pic OP, you're only 2 years old.
I know it's difficult to always be teased by your fellow playmates, but you'll meet the right girl someday. A lot of girls around your age are just in their experimental phase, but once they get out of it, they'll start looking for more long term relationships.
Be strong little buddy, and watch out for those mega-blocks. Those things are a bitch to step on.
>>17242806
Man, cm'on..
Did you ever seen someone REALLY ugly?
Here's a draft of what you Can do:
---Improve your body and your appearance:
-gym the twice a week
-running al least twice a week
-eat healthier (healthier food and 3/4 regular meals)
-wake up early (8am max) go to sleep early (12pm max) you need at least 7 hours of sleep in the fucking night
-search on the fucking internet for easy but cool hairstyle and clothes and try to look nicer at first glance
--- Improve your personality:
-Read books on social interaction ("How to win friends and influence people" is the first one that came in my mind)
-Read books on picking up girls (the game by Neal Strauss is funny and enjoyable but you have to contextualise it or you'll became more weirdo than before. Try to search more serious books on seduction although they're almost always garbage)
-Read books on NLP
-Read fucking novels
-Socialize with other human beings (boys and girls)
-Go out and make new friends (more people you know, more chance you have to get laid)
The problem is not your face, you are an average guy and you can potentially fuck a lot of girls and also have serious relationship.
The problem is the attitude and the insecureness that locks you at home masturbating and crying.
I'll tell you again:
Improve yourself physically: you can easily become a 6-7/10
Improve your health and your habits: healthier life makes you an happier person. Not a joke, take this seriously cause shitty life habits drag you down in depression and low self esteem. Happy people are attractive. Sad people are not.
Improve your personality and your social skills:
Even 3/10 can fuck good-looking girls if he have solid social and seduction skills.
The bad news is that you have a lot of work to do and it's not easy.
The good news is the you're young and that you can definitely work on social skills.
Good look mate. Think of me when you will finally fuck a girl.
tip:stay away from 4chan in the future
>>17242849
Lose weight thinspo mode and you'll be a literal 10/10
>>17244948
not OP but... I feel like that mostly applies to me. where'd you come up with that weirdly specific description?
>>17242806
Basic hygiene. Google it. After that you'll be a 5/10.
Loose weight.
No dieting bullshitt, no excessive sport bullshit. Only go out walking a little bit more, you need to keep moving a little. And stop eating junk, too much sugar and huge portions. Also don't eat unless you feel really hungry and only water for drinking.
After that you'll be a 6/10.
Groom yourself, go to /fa they'll show you how. After that you'll be an 8/19.
Now it's time for sweet revenge. (New self gets in touch with ppl who rejected you, they fall for you, now YOU turn them down. Then you find true love and keep yourself the best you can for them.
The end.
>>17242578
Get a job spaz make bread and go to asia.
http://go141.com/
L E G A L chinese pussy. You my son can make it as cheap as you want.
>>17242578
How old are you?
>>17243548
Smile. Honestly that's all you need to change.
And of course he posted this to /b/ >>689050080
Don't worry OP. Being 15 or whatever is tough and this stuff seems like it's super duper important, but it's not.
I was a very later bloomer and had a whole "wah wah wah, I'm so unlovable" thing going on in my youth. Now I really can't understand the strange mindset I used to have about women and sex.
I genuinely can't explain now why I didn't go out and get laid before or why it was causing me so much turmoil. I really don't give a fuck if someone else gets laid or not and I certainly don't put any energy into being around women I have no interest in anymore.
>>17245989
>>17245967
i'm 25
>>17242768
Am female, can confirm. The insecure guys who have asked me to "rate" them are never irredeemably ugly. Some might have stuff to improve on (like weight or hairstyle), but I have NEVER met a guy who instantly made me think, "No one on earth will fuck him." Focus on your strengths!
>>17242806
You look fine. Shave, trim your eyebrows, wash your hair, and STOP FUCKING MOPING and you will be fine. The only major turnoff I'm seeing is your attitude.
>>17245997
Jesus. I wasn't even trolling. You genuinely come across as a teenager with all this childish self-pitying and fishing for compliments. So much so that I don't actually believe you are 25.
If you are then just go fuck a hooker. Clearly this virgin thing is making you seriously mentally stunted.
Get a hobby, preferable something that you enjoy doing and takes a big chunk of your life. I realised that I will never be loved by anyone unless it's malicious or otherwise, but instead of being a pussy and killing myself/ going postal, I can just fully focus on my hobby's and self improvement in order to fund it
I am fully content with studying in engineering for the sole purpose of affording car parts and motorsports. I love my hobby enough that I'm willing to do a field of work i give zero fucks in just to afford it. I'm fully content with being a virgin loner, but having something to be proud of like a restored sports car can fill the gap in my heart. I don't mind that I will never be a father anymore but I will have multiple racecars in my garage in the future, and im gonna be pretty happy with that instead of being a complete lonely fuxboi
>>17242806
dude if you didn't sound like such a little bitch I'd fuck you
>>17242638
OP, I see your problem now. You aren't ugly. That isn't your problem. It's your pathetic self-defeating attitude. OP, let's see you grit those teeth!
>>17246286
Well said, I was the same until I was 21, stop being fucking beta.
>>17246301
Are you me? lol
Glad I grew out of that phase.
>>17245181
>>17245541
It was honestly one of the most infuriating interactions I've ever had.
He played on the fact that I'm a semi-good person and don't want people offing themselves. I'd get texts like: "well, I think this is it. Thanks for being a nice person. I'm killing myself tonight." Which of course would suck me in to arguing with him about how ridiculous he is. Eventually i was like "it's FUCKED UP for you to constantly tell me 'well, this is it, swallowing the pills now!', because then that makes it my duty to at least TRY to prevent you.
The lying thing- yeah, he's full of shit, he has NOT gotten turned down by prostitutes. At most, they've said the usual to him which he perceived as them saying GROSS NO YOURE WORTHLESS. His perceptions are bordering on some kind of paranoid schizo shit and I'm NOT exaggerating. He either is lying about his age here, or lied to me. Claims his shrink told him he wasn't crazy and his logic made total sense. Then claimed he went to a psych ward. I don't think either ever happened. Dude has SERIOUS mental issues and will literally debate in the most ridiculous manner and is just confirmation bias out the wazoo. He perceives himself as some kind of Nostradamus that couldn't possibly be wrong about people's thoughts towards him.
Him: Girls talk about their boyfriends or families all the time around me because they think I'm disgusting and hate me, and want to make sure I know to not even look at them.
Me: That's pretty standard conversation, you're reading into that too much.
Him: No, it's because they hate me, I know it.
I finally blocked him after (months? weeks?) when he began pressuring me for nudes out of nowhere and getting shitty when I said 'uhhhh, no.'
I'm not even mad, I just don't want anyone getting sucked into running in circles with someone who isn't worth it and won't change or listen.
>>17245935
Trust me, the mere fact you think it applies to you puts you lightyears ahead of this guy in the category of "self aware."
And it's from personal interactions with him previously. I was dumb enough to try to help.
>>17242578
If you come from a first world country and have an income which is average you could go to a third world country like india and get arranged married to an 18 year old qt. NEWSFLASH most people in the world are married through arranged marriages and this love thing is a western invention. Use the assets you have, I assume an american passport is one of them. If you are a NEET, stop being a fucking neet and get literally any job which is not shit tier. Go to asia, marrie qt, ??? PROFIT
>>17246610
i'm sorry for putting you through that. i'm 25 though and i always told you i'm 25
>>17246610
Holy shit, that sounds horrible. And all he can say is "sorry, I thought I told you I was 25 kek"
If he cant get help, and it seems like he cant by lurking here, maybe he should kill himself.
I've had men pressure me to send nudes, I tell them to fuck off, and one time a dude slit his fucking wrists and sent me a shitty picture of his bleeding arm because I refused and argued for half an hour. I hope these thirsty faggots DO kill themselves. Instead of working on their personalitys they sulk about like an edgy teenager and refuse to change their mental state. I don't know what his parents did to him, but both him and his parents need a shotgun to the head.
>>17247058
I only asked her for nudes twice, that's it. I didn't even pressure her at all
>>17247081
>He's surprised that women lie and exaggerate the fuck out of the truth
Kek obviously a virgin
>>17247092
Well, you don't have to loose your virginity to know that.
>>17242578
You can still make it brah, but the road will be hard. Just get rid of all the emotions that don't help, and start working toward your ideal, of getting laid.
>>17247058
well Jesus, that's a little overkill. I wouldn't say all that...
>>17247092
Didn't exaggerate, no need to since I'm not really all that mad about it; Moreso baffled and annoyed. Asking me, then questioning "well why not, you should, etc" is pressuring in my opinion. It wasn't some horrible thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
>>17242578
Do not ruin your life. Seek mental help.
>>17247081
>>17245997
>>17242806
Look OP, i'm not sure what mental problems you have but if you want to get laid, it's time to break out of the cage your sad little mind has put you in
Go to the gym, stop crying 24/7, start talking to people to make friends and not to try and get your dick inside them. Then the pussy will naturally come.
And for your own sake, stop being a sulky little phag, it doesn't help your situation. You can be depressed inside but that doesn't mean you have to boo hoo all day to every single person you meet
All OP asked for was how to avoid suicidal ideation because he's never going to have sex.
All /adv/ said was to have sex.
Poor OP.
>>17248705
and to kill himself
don't forget that
>>17242806
you look average. you're probably just socially retarded .
>>17248705
Well he was suicidal because he is so mentally insane he cant have sex.
So lets get him some pussy, because some how not having sex is a good enough reason to kill yourself.
OP makes the Asexuals cry
>>17243548
Lol its this guy again.
>>17242806
YOU LOOK LIKE MATT DAMON, damn you promised /b a live stream my friend
>>17248972
Maybe they reject you because of your %100 SHIT attitude. Have you ignored literally everything everyone here has said? I'll sum it up for you... Stop moping around and loose some weight, after that get a nice personality and then you'll be fucking every bitch around. Because from what I have heard here, you wont LET them fuck you because you whine about how ugly you are and that they wont want you. Grow the fuck up OP,
>>17249016
i will soon i promise
>>17249935
Stop bumping this shit. We know you're never going to kill yourself and we already know you're mentally disabled with some type of personality disorder from what >>17246610
posted. You're just attention starved. Stop shitting up /adv/
>>17249942
t. boss of 4chan
>>17242806
You're just a dude.
Go outside and fuck a dog or a horse if necessary.
>>17242902
>nobody ever talks to me
THERE IT IS. You can't expect everyone to want to talk to you just because, you need to approach them and make friends, bitch. The guy who said you have a whiny personality is right. The sooner you realise that you are wallowing in self-pity and it is dragging you down, the sooner you will have sex.
Read Bang by Roosh V. It teaches you how to talk to girls to get a lay.
>>17242947
SCHOOL OF ROCK
TENACIOUS D AND THE PICK OF DESTINY
>>17242902
>shit self esteem doesn't make you worthless
Literally does. Did you see the mexican guy was uglier than you but got laid? I'm willing to bet he had confidence, and wasnt a pussy like you are
