>be a failure at life
>finally give up trying to socialize tonight
>decide I'll become a NEET
>in my depression I decide I won't get out of bed to pee
>decide to piss in a bottle for the first time
>grab a Gatorade bottle nearby
>can't get dick into the hole
>start peeing anyways
>start peeing on everything
>whole room smells like piss now
>mfw I can't even be a successful NEET
How can I give up when I have nothing to give up?
>>17221983
>whole room smells like piss now
You're right on track at being a successful NEET
>>17221983
You could always give up your life
>>17221983
On your way! Try pooping in it next.
>>17221983
>grab a Gatorade bottle nearby
>can't get dick into hole
I don't believe you
>>17221995
>>17222065
>>17222069
Uhh... Thanks...?
>>17222073
Why don't you believe me? The thing isn't even 2 inches across.
>>17221983
I totally pissed in a contanier today because I did not want to wake my parents and have them shutdown the internet because I was playing TF2
Got some piss on the floor too
ehhhhh
I wish I was kidding.
The number of guys pissing in a bottle at my dorm is just unbelievable. They're not NEET, just too lazy to go to the shared toilets.
I pissed in an empty bag of lays one time while I was in my boyfriend's place. I was too shy to get out of his room bec I didn't want his family to see me and ye it went all over the carpet lmao
>>17222392
>Using a Lays bag for that purpose
Jesus Christ, you did terrible.
>>17222396
I can't really piss in a bottle, can I? I used a mug first but realized in the middle of pissing that it's not enough so I transferred to the lays bag. Kek
>>17222392
>I was too shy to get out of his room bec I didn't want his family to see me and ye it went all over the carpet lmao
Pissing inside a fucking Lays Bag
Yep you belong on 4chan.
