/adv/, I don't know if I can do it anymore. I have no problem talking to women. I'm one of the funniest people to hangout with and I'm the life of the fucking party. But, no matter how hard I try, I can't get a woman to sleep with me. I'm not ugly person and I'm often told that I'm a really good guy. I'm at wit's end and absolutely terrified of never meeting a woman who will want me. What do?
>>17217307
Try surrounding yourself with sluts.
>>17217311
I've dated nothing but sluts (which I feel wrong to say). I'm not sure if it's my personality or what.
>>17217307
Maybe you're being really obvious in only really caring about getting laid.
>>17217307
I felt so identified with this post. I'm not ugly, I can socialize normally with people but still I don't even have any female friend, not even the slutiest. I'm not exagerating, but the only girls I know are the ones of my family.
>>17217318
So you've dated sluts, but now you just want to fuck them without dating them?
Am I understanding the problem correctly?
>>17217307
Same here. I was a beta virgin for a while, so I started going out and doing things, learned social skills quickly, started lifting, identifying my interests, changing my appearance, keep this up for 2 years solid, be told I'm funny, cute by multiple women, still on the quiet side but not awkward by any stretch, yet here I am and I'm still a virgin and somehow stuck in a long distance relationship because that's all I could get and I hate playing the victim I really do, but whenever I see this happening to other guys it makes me feel really fucking sick because honest to god I cannot help them.
>>17217307
Are you me, OP? I shall share with you this story. I hope it at least makes you feel like you're not alone. I've shared it on /r9k/ before.
>In highschool, I was known as a class clown
>I got along with everyone. I pulled pranks on people all the time, and always made people laugh.
>Never had harsh feelings towards anyone, and people have always considered me a friendly person
>My senior year, I had an Important project: Write and deliver a speech about one topic that's personal to you
>Most kids wrote heartwarming speeches about different things that effected them. I remember a lot of them really well.
>My speech was a couple pages about my life, lined with various jokes and funny things.
>The last paragraph was a sincere warning, telling people to take life seriously, and how I use humor to often cover the pain I have from not connecting with people naturally
>The whole crowd is laughing in tears, including my parents. They thought that this was part of the joke.
>That summer, after graduation,
>I confessed my love to this girl that I always hung out with.
>She laughed, then realized, "Oh! You're not joking..."
>I spent the next eight years of my life having one night stands with easy girls from local hangout spots.
>It's the closest thing I got to filling the void, but it only makes the hole deeper.
