My virgin NEET brother lives with me and plays rocket league all day. He played Rocket League and DS3 for the entirety of the semester. Now that school is out he's going to play video games all summer. I've had girls over at my place before and even brought back two girls to try to get him laid. I don't know what to do, every time I try to get my brother to go outside and talk to people he spergs hard and talks about Reddit shit, when he gets drunk he's a total asshole and cock blocks people. He had an asian "gf" for a short time but never got any because he treated her like dirt.
Please give me advice on how to get my little bro laid.
what makes you think he wants to get laid?
Make me your brother and we could go out and fuck girls
Kkthanxbai
If you can make a deep emotional connection with your brother then he will respect you and listen to your advice. Focus on earning his trust, not controlling him.
at least he has a good taste in vidya
>>17197474
Sneak into his room at night and suck him off
Just accept him for who he is you can tell him you're worried but he's your bro and senpai has each others back, if you want to be real tell him the way he is living is wasting his youth but you won't force him to do shit.
If he needs social advice he can ask you and tell him he's a fucking cockblock when he is drunk and he needs to not be a little bitch and fuck with other people like that.
>>17197557
>DS3
>good
all those games have been shit, DS2 atleast was decent
>>17197565
That's a retarded bait.
>>17197571
you may find this shocking, but that was meant to be a joke
not everyone is trying to troll you
>>17197576
I am in love with my brother, stop trolling my thread
>>17197576
unfunny joke supposed to give you (You)s
Bait.
>>17197579
blow him
>>17197582
I just might, I'll hatesuck your dick too if you don't gtfo my thread
>>17197588
you live in new york?
>>17197588
you live in boston?
>>17197590
>>17197592
I can live in your asshole if you want me to
>>17197604
I'd rather blow you
Op what are you going to do about your lil bro cmon don't be like that
>>17197615
too many trools in here
>>17197629
Just be real with your brother you guys are family that shit is worth more than anything
