This girl from the internet is coming over to netflix and chill tomorrow
I haven't beat off in like 4 days because my friend was in town and staying on my couch
should I not jack off or should I jack off like 5 times
>>17194889
>jack off like 5 times
>>17194889
Give her 7 gallons of cum anon
>nofap
>>17194894
she said she wants to netflix and chill, i usually wear shorts, im just gonna have a raging boner the entire time.
>>17194897
Show her that instead.
>>17194889
Depends on you, my man.
>>17194897
>i usually wear shorts
Are you under the age of 15? No adult male should wear shorts.
>>17194908
its fucking 80 degrees and humid outside. People who dont wear shorts in this kind of weather just look like weirdos. Nothing like a kid in skinny jeans and a black tshirt on a 90 degree day, that looks real comfortable, and having swamp ass constantly is really hygenic too.
>>17194889
don't jack off first
just fuck her and finish fast, take a break and then fuck her again
>>17194908
it must suck to worry this much about what people think
>hurr durr I'd rather be uncomfortable than risk someone thinking I'm not fashionable
>>17194913
>its fucking 80 degrees and humid outside.
Are you watching tv outside? Do you not have an air conditioner? Do you not have a fan?
>having swamp ass constantly is really hygenic too.
Do you bathe? Do you own soap?
Shorts are for children.
>>17194897
Let her know that you have a boner, she might be down to fuck you never know
Don't tell her tho let her see it she'll start thinking about secs and will get real wet.
>>17194918
Reasoning?
>>17194935
Because why jack off when there is a fresh vagina waiting for you?
While you wait for the next boner make out or finger her or someihing.
I don't get why more people don't think like this.
>>17194889
>doesn't know that netflix and chill means sex
Let her see that you're hard for her. Easier and less awkward than "hey uh btw u kno im kinda into u". Alternatively,
>>17194891
>>17194894
Combine these. Fap into a jar, refrigerate, present her with a gift.
>>17194928
You don't live in the southern US then.
>>17194941
>I don't get why more people don't think like this.
Do you think nervous virgins with performance anxiety are thinking about the next fuck? No, it's "but i get soft after i cum FLACCID IS BAD ISN'T IT OH GOD"
