>>17173811
Same way you cure heterosexuality.

>>17173811
What do you mean? If you're attracted to both genders, just keep it in your pants with regards to one of them, if you are exclusively homosexual then you'll have to fake it.
Why do you want to anyway?

>>17173817
>Why do you want to anyway?
Morals.

>>17173824
You like what you like
Cant really change it

If its religion, well its not about following the church but its about living your life like a decent human being and not harming others

Even gay people who live like decent people go to heaven
-the pope
Not kidding

Don't have sex with men, stop jacking off, dedicate your life to something else.

Brainwashing is surprisingly effective in a variety of situations.

>>17173835
>Even gay people who live like decent people go to heaven
What you idiots usually don't understand, is that that necessarily MUST involve abstaining from sex, meaning that they would have to be celibate.

In my view, that is the best course of action for them anyway, they've been given a great burden to carry but should walk tall.

>>17173811

You keep it down by not scratching the itch, but the itch itself never goes away.

But we all have itches we know we shouldn't scratch.

>>17173811
What kind of homosexuality - the sexy girly kind, or the disgusting male kind?

>>17173853
Which one is the bulldyke kind?

>>17173845
If you like like any fucking decent human being you go to heaven
If youre gay or not, animal or not, your heaven just represents your beliefs

Im not making this shit up
Im not a man of faith but i was interested in how would it work because hey if you believe in sone other shit but live your life like a person who would be called a saint you go to heaven

Acts buy you a pass inside not a religious label or belief system

>>17173859
Are you retarded? That's unitarian tier post-modern feelgood bullcrap, not even Friar Cuck would claim any of those things.

>>17173859
>If you like like any fucking decent human being you go to heaven

>Acts buy you a pass inside not a religious label or belief system

>Im not making this shit up


If you're talking about the christian faith you are, though. That's kind of counter to everything the bible says. If the pope said that he's making it up, too.

>>17173857

That's more the disappointing kind. The hoping-for-a-bike-but-getting-school-supplies kind.

>>17173892
The bible is an outdates guide book and a compilation of moral stories to teach you some values
Its not an exact how to life 101

Faith as a whole has a purpose to inspire and give hope, to be something you can hold on to and a reason not to do things thst are considered evil

You csn be a better Christian without going to church ever than a moron who does that every day but is still a pretty awful person

Kill yourself. Is the only way out.
Source: it cured my homosexuality.

>>17173916

You just described a religion that you made up. That's great and all, but it isn't christianity. Christianity derives its whole substance - rules, authority, and practices - from the stuff taught in the judeo-christian bible.

Saying you can ignore all that and "be a better christian" is just horrible reasoning. That's like slapping a Ford decal on a microwave and calling it a Mustang. Words have meanings, and you're just inventing a new, silly meaning for the word Christian.

>>17173811
Gay - Stuck
Lesbian - There seems to be flexibility

>>17173993
Christian fanaticism isnt good
You dont have to follow the rules 1 for 1

I have no idea where are you from but damn that sounds so narrow minded and backwards

>>17174015

It doesn't matter where I'm from. I'm just trying to help you not be confused/confuse other people about what christianity is. It's fine if you think christianity is narrow minded and backwards.

Islam is based on the teachings of Mohammed. It would be dishonest of me to tell people that, to be a Muslim, they should ignore the teachings of Mohammed and try to be nice to people. That's just how I feel, and it has nothing to do with Islam; I'd just be lying about Islam to try to give legitimacy to my idea of what it means to be good.

That's exactly what you're doing with Christianity. You have a way you think people should behave, and that's all well and good, but it's dishonest of you to tell people that your belief system is Christianity when it in fact is very different from what Christianity actually is, and has been understood to mean for thousands of years.

>>17174025
The pope agrees with me and priests actually told me this because i asked
So yeah

There are closed minded people and people who take the bible word for word

>>17174040
>The pope agrees with me and priests actually told me this because i asked

Then what you described may be the teaching of the pope/those particular priests, but again, it's not christianity. It's very different from the totality of what Christ taught.

If your name is Jake, you can call it Jake-anity. That would be an honest representation of your philosophy.

>>17173811
Slowly anon, it takes one finger in the pooper at a time until your asshole is ready to let go of the anal penetration. This isn't a question of thinking with your dick or your brain; its a question of thinking with your ass, just think how would your asshole feel without dick filling it to the brim?
I'll tell you op, it feels empty! id imagine the lonely spincter is all sweetly puckered and thus desperately hungry...... you cant do this to your asshole op it wants cock meat!!!!

>>17173811
I'll tell you how you don't cure it. You don't cure it by having sweet, pretty girls park their pale, pink, nude, delicious asses and pussies on your face and wiggle them.


If you're doing that you should stop it.

>>17173811
If you're gay, accept it. You must be the first to do so, before others will. Don't be swayed by homophobic people

Um.. it's just who you are. You can't? Unless you do some serious psycological shit. Just enjoy yourself like the rest of us, no need to feel guilty.

>>17174092
>You can't?

I fucking hate you cunts who end statements with a question mark.

>>17174061
He taught thst you should treat everyone like a brother and do no evil
And all who do that will get as was promised

>>17174040
Goddam you are stupid. The other guy is correcting your misuse of a word so you don't look like an idiot and you are getting butthurt as if he is insulting your entire worldview .

>>17174106
>do no evil
>And all who do that will get as was promised

Jesus never promised anything to people who do no evil, because he explicitly said that no such people exist.

"Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good--except God alone." Mark 10:18.

And if you think he promised anything to people for trying to be good, that's not true either.

>>17174169
>trying to be good

Let me clarify that - he didn't promise anything to people who "try" unsuccessfully to be good.

You suck your cock

>>17173892
>>17173916
>>17174169
What Jesus taught, and what Christians believe, is the following:

- God demands perfection
- no one but Jesus was ever perfect
- as a result, if you try to get by on attempting to be a good person, you will fail to meet God's demands and will go to hell

That was the idea of Jesus' death - his death as a perfect person was a substitute for yours as an imperfect person. And that's why Jesus taught that the only way you go to heaven is to believe in him. After you believe you're supposed to try to be good, but that's not how you get to heaven

So again, saying that you get to heaven by being a good person is the literal exact opposite of what Christ said and Christianity entails.

>>17173811
My friend has always struggled with homosexual urges, and shared a long time ago with me how he feels very conflicted - turned on and repulsed at the same time by gay thoughts. He asked me if I would have gay sex with him because he thought it would be unpleasant enough that it would help him resolve that conflict, and I'm a bro, so I agreed. I watched some porn to get hard and stay hard and bent him over the bed and pumped my cock in his lubed-up ass until I came inside him. I pretended he was a woman the whole time, so I'm not gay.

He said it helped, but he wasn't quite cured, and he thought it would help him if I did it again, so I did. We're on his 40th or 50th treatment now, and I'm fairly certain success is right around the corner.

>>17173811
Why do you have that pic if you are gay? Are you attracted to that pic? If you are then I doubt you are 100% gay at least.