I just attained my first gf. Last night, I rejected the first sexual advance ever made on me.
I was never taught a lot of things, and this includes hygiene. This is why I rejected her.
1. Am I supposed to shave my asscrack/cheeks/gouch? Do I trim or shave? Do I need shaving cream?
2. Am I supposed to wash my asscrack? Rub it with something or with soap?
3. How far back is the foreskin supposed to go?
4. Are women really hairless in these places and are their assholes not brown? My only experience with this would be through porn.
>>17168764
1) Shave the gouch
2)Wash your whole body you filthy subhuman
3)(cut-bro here) I have no fucking clue
4) Expect some hair. Some girls shave everything, most dont.
Next time let her suck your dirty dick.
>>17168764
Dude fuck all that shit
In those situations you're suppose to just let go and succumb to her pusstwang.
>>17168764
1. Whatever floats your boat?
2. Isn't washing your ass part of your usual washing routine?
3. All the way until your dickbone is exposed
4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*ahem*
4. No.
>>17168764
I hope this is bait but
Women's cracks aren't pink and hairless at all, most are usually as if not more hairy than men's
And are you saying you don't wash your ass
>>17168781
This isn't bait. I've never been taught any of these things.
>>17168791
You must be some special kind of retard.
Your foreskin is meant to pull all the way back over the glans when erect. I hope your GF isn't American, because she will have a hard time understanding if you can't, also it means you have phimosis.
I've been with American women, once they understood how a foreskin actually worked they never had a problem with it. What I was told is that they assume the foreskin always covers the glans, hence why they "prefer" cut.
>>17168810
I can pull it past the head, but is it supposed to smooth out at the bottom?
Also, when I jack off it goes from being over the glans to below them, repeating with strokes. Is this normal?
>>17168817
You must be a very special kind of retard.
1. Never fully shave everything, just trim it down. Make sure to trim around the base of your penis and your gooch, it'll make it look bigger and she'll go down farther on it since there's no hair in the way. Don't shave your ass.
2. Asses are pretty self sufficient, don't wash them with soap, Just use water and a washcloth to clean it.
3. Uncircumsized like me? It shouldn't be tight when fully erect, mine goes back til the whole head is exposed.
4. Some women are hairless, some are not. It just depends. A lot do trim if the hair is uncomfortable. Assholes are usually a bit darker colored then the surrounding skin.
Anymore questions?
>>17168825
Is eating pussy a normal thing? Like, every time you have sex? Is there anything simple I should know regarding it so I am not full retard when I must do it? Does it smell/taste horrible?
>>17168825
>don't wash your ass with soap
>1
That's a lot of effort. Unless she's sticking her head there I wouldn't bother.
>2
U wot m8? You don't already wash your ass?
>3
Until the head is exposed..
>4
Shit nigga, go look at hers and find out.
>>17168833
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Shungle her swizzle-stick until you feel the bezzler kanuckle
4. Yes
>>17168834
I've never washed my ass and people don't avoid me, nor have I ever been told I smell like ass(unless I recently farted), so I have no reason to believe that I smell badly because of it. Although I am pretty skinny, 135 Ibs at 5'9.
I think a lot of hygiene is unneccessary and just society being goyim'd by cleansing companies.
>>17168817
Obviously, this is going to be pornographic so beware.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463372587183.gif
In a default position without being touched it still sit behind the head, but no it's not meant to smooth out at the bottom.
>Also, when I jack off it goes from being over the glans to below them, repeating with strokes. Is this normal
Yes, see gif.
>>17168846
I think legs are unnecessary and we're just being manipulated by the pants industry, honestly.
>>17168847
it will sit*
>>17168846
Yeah I live in a humid area so sometimes it doesn't stay dry and unless you wash it it can produce smell, not always though, if you wipe it's ok I guess
>>17168846
>I've never washed my ass
what. the. fuck.
>>17168846
It doesn't have a smell that you notice, because you live with it. On top of that, other people may not say anything directly to you to be polite.
I bet you've got a permanent swamp ass smell following you everywhere you go and people just try to ignore it for the sake of being nice.
Wash your ass with soap, you freak.
Opie to all the people calling this bait, 24 year old female here. I really feel for you. You sound like a young man whose parents and friends didn't teach you shit. School didn't teach you anything about life or surviving in the world.
Just like me. It's a shit deal. But that means you just learn as you go. And never stop asking questions (this thread is a good example). You sound like you want to learn, that's good keep it up.
Parents not teaching their kids anything about life or surviving is the ultimate failure.
Dude, wash your ass.
Even if you had some of the most tapered shits, you'll still have crap on your bum.
Does your ass not itch? Wtf
Wash up dude
>>17168879
Like I said, nobody avoids me. I hug people, I get physically intimate with people, I can smell myself when I have real B.O.
>>17168882
I feel I've been shafted but It's ok. Im waking up to a lot right now, learning how to cook real meals for myself and such and such.
>>17168834
Yeah bruh. I work in Surgery, and a Colorectal surgeon told me that you shoudn't wash your butt with most soaps and bodywash because the chemicals can irritate the sensitive skin there. He said water and friction is more than enough.
>>17168893
When they say that, they mean don't insert soapy fingers directly into your anus and leave it there because the chemicals can irritate it. Water, soap, and washing the outer portion of your asshole works.
>>17168887
+1 I can't even cook
But I'm a girl
>>17168887
Guys stop chewing on opie to wash his ass. He gets it. Nobody told him he has to be hygenic down there
1: Shaving is possible but I don't recommend it. It gets prickly and itchy as heck, especially if you're not used to it. You can trim with a small pair of scissors. It's a pain but it's less annoying than shaving imo. Containing the bush is appreciated, makes blowjobs easier/more pleasant.
2: Yes you should. Soap and water is fine, get the whole pubic area. Including penis, balls, perineum, asscrack, and the seam between your crotch and your hips. Towel thoroughly after.
3. The foreskin is supposed to go completely off the head, and either bunch up behind the head or end up a little down the shaft. If it's stuck on the head, that's called phimosis, and in most cases a slow daily stretching of the skin by pulling it gradually farther back is enough to treat it.
4. No, most women are not hairless in those places naturally. Assholes are also usually brownish, though like anything they vary in color. Do not trust porn to be realistic.
>>17168903
>>17168882
>I'm a guuuurl
Fuck off, we have assholes to discuss here
>>17168887
Have you been naked in front of them you idiot? Your girl will smell that shit, but most likely wont say anything to avoid offending you. Which you'll then take as affirmation.
>>17168764
You should've just gotten her to suck your dick. If things advanced from there then all your questions will be answered. You'd know if she is either repulsed or lets you fuck her.
>>17168781
Wait, really?? I have a hairy asscrack, but my gf's ass has essentially nothing (maybe a few very fine blonde hairs).
And she doesn't wax or shave it I assure you.
>>17168821
I'll be honest, I completely believe OP because I was never taught a lot of these things either and had to figure them out over time. Both my parents worked more than full time and I spent most of my time alone on the Internet, although I did keep a normal bathing schedule.
>>17169747
yes it's quite common for women to have hairy assholes. I think they're nice
>>17168764
1. No, not "supposed to." Some guys like the look or feel. Most women don't even notice.
2. Yes, in the general hygiene of a daily shower.
3. No idea - don't have one
4. Women are not naturally hairless. The "fashion" for shaving pubic hair is really 21st century - before then most had a full bush and a few trimmed. The fashion is currently moving away from the hairless look to neat trimming.
I-Is water enough to wash my ass? I have been washing my ass with water my whole life, rarely use soap.
I wash my ass after every shit
>>17169967
yes. soap is bad to put somewhere so sensitive.
>>17168764
why didn't your dad teach you these things
