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My mother walked in on me masturbating to weird shit. How
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My mother walked in on me masturbating to weird shit.

How do I cope with this? I can't even imagine how confused and sickened she must feel right now.
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Well duh, that's because your mind is still on smutt.

You cope by helping her cope, with your semen infested hands.
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>>17162362
>cope
Well you're still fine, just rightfully ashamed. You'll be just fine, son, nothing to cope with.
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>>17162362
What were you fapping to?
Either shrug it off or talk to her about it. If it was cp or some shit talk to her about it and getting therapy.
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>>17162395
No cp or anything like that.
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>>17162402
If it was s&m stuff that's probably shrugable, gore she might think you're disturbed and need therapy. If it's something that you feel you need therapy for, I'd go to therapy, it's fun to talk to someone who HAS to listen to you.
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>>17162362

If she asks just tell her you were curious/experimenting. If she doesn't say anything, that means that she's respecting your boundaries and you should just let it lie.
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>>17162362

We need to know the pic
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Why are you more worried about what she saw you fapping to, then the fact that she saw you fapping?
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>>17162362
Don't worry about it too much. Talk to her if you feel the need. You don't need to explain your sexual desire to anyone- it'd be awkward if she walked in on you regardless of what you were beating it to anyway.
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>>17162362
Are you sure she saw the weird shit?
You should practice alt+tab

Tell her it was and advertisement prior to the real video.
You were just jumping from one video to another, and just like youtube, there are advertisements at the beginning of each the video, sometimes with weird shit
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>>17162362
Your mother went through hell to carry you, birth you and keep you alive to the point that you could have the option to download and jerk off to that weird shit. And you've revealed to her how fucked up you are. She's trying to figure out where she went wrong, to have a son who is so degenerate.

There's nothing you can do but feel shame. And you should feel shame. If you're so deviant as to recognize that the porn you watch is "weird," you deserve the judgment you receive. Try not being such a disappointment.
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>>17163288
Perhaps she saw him/her fapping before, but with normal shit
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>>17163293
if he gets a girlfriend he might be able to redeem himself.

Subconsciously parents go far and beyond for the propagation of their genes, seeing your son fapping to depraved shit kind says that it's unlikely he will breed.
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>>17163293
>And you've revealed to her how fucked up you are. She's trying to figure out where she went wrong, to have a son who is so degenerate.

Sup, /pol/
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>>17163318
>degeneracy means /pol/

/pol/ degeneracy refers to race mixing. Lurk more if you don't know your memes.
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>>17163331
>/pol/ degeneracy refers to race mixing. Lurk more if you don't know your memes.
>/pol/ doesn't mind queer people
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>>17163343
Oh, so you're OP and what you refer to as weird is homo porn?
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>>17163293
Nice bait.
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>>17163356
>Oh, so you're OP
I am
>and what you refer to as weird is homo porn?
I wish.

Ok, it was a pic of my elementary school teacher. One of the first women I was ever seriously attracted to. Saw her the other day in the street, got really old, but still immensely fuckable. Problem is, she and mother used to be tight, before mother saw her for a duplicitous cunt she is and severed all ties. Which was like 15+ years ago.

I generally tend to use pics of older women I'm acquainted with. It's a quick get off.
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>>17163400
Just explain that to your mother if she questions you. It's not that weird dude...
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>>17163407
Considering how much mom despises that woman... IDK what happened between them, but it must have been ugly.

Oh, and it was a really shitty pic I found on Google. Recent and unflattering. Mom's WTF factor must've been ridiculous.
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>>17163436
Relax. Your mom is old enough to handle shit.
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>>17163407
>Just explain that to your mother if she questions you.

>grown man giving his own mother explanations about his masturbatory practices

I hope for OP's sake he's Dutch
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