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2016-05-18 06:18:08 Post No. 17156652
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2016-05-18 06:18:08
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Hey /adv/! /r9k/ here. Can you all help me land a MILF? I'm 20.
> posted on Craigslist looking for a cougar
> got a reply the following day. >She sent a pic (pic related), and said that:
> I (me) may be too young, but she likes my hair, musculature, and height. Then asks if I smoke because she likes kissing.
> I reply, giving my height, weight, and what I was looking for.
> So eager to get a response, I sent another message a few minutes later
> In it, I gave my phone number, citing that I'm adventurous and daring
> hours go by, and im scared I lost her
> Sent a third message, but tried not to sound desparate/clingy
> Basically said that I'm not giving up just yet, as you (she) was exactly what I was looking for
> Next day, she replies
> "You're really too young...you don't even know what I look like...I could be a hag lol (I'm not). And you shouldn't give your number out to strangers lol. Now I'm being a mom...boo"
note that she has not contacted me via text
> I reply "Ahhh, you're killing me! Well talk to me--how old are you? Can you not handle an intelligent young buck? You're gonna force me to prove my maturity."
Now I'm waiting for a reply. I feel like I'm fumbling, which is where I would like your help.
If she werent not actually interested, she wouldn't have sent a pic or be playful like that, right? And she also mentioned that she likes kissing. Does she want me to keep persuing? Please help me get laid by my fetish!
