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What advice do you have for someone with an ass like this?
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How would you describe it?
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>>17144445
How old is she?
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>>17144447
>How old is she?

I would imagine mid 20s. How old do you think she is?
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>>17144445
Lol wtf why are you posting this again?
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>>17144447
Just turned 19.
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>>17144455
She's insecure.
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Wear noticable pockets
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>>17144461
>She's insecure.

Why would she be insecure with such a great ass?
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Such a beautiful feminine physique. All women should look like her.
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>>17144445

It's a dude
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>>17144481
That's just rude, she can't help that she has a big of a tummy.. With an ass like that, who cares?
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>>17144481

That is not a dude, you dumb ass. Why would you say that? That's the most perfect female ass that's been posted on ad in ages.
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Whom do you serve?
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>>17144445

"Never pet a burning dog."
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>>17144518
What do you mean by this?
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>>17144519
>"Never pet a burning dog."

Huh?
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>>17144528
>What do you mean by this?

Saruman!
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Do you know how the orcs first came into being?
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>>17144445
not gonna lie, the ass isn't really doing anything for me. maybe it's the position it's in. is that a dude or a chick?
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>>17144560
It's a female, it's probably the position and the lighting, they don't do much for her
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>>17144560
>is that a dude or a chick?

It's a chick obviously. I think she's a softball player. Posted here before.
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>>17144566
>>17144563
thanks, must've missed it last time it was posted. anyway I think the combination of small butt + low rise jeans is throwing me off. when I see a waistband that low and I don't have the rest of the torso to look at, I tend to think it's a guy. I have seen white guys with bigger-looking asses than that.
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They were elves once. Taken by the Dark Powers. Tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life.
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>>17144624
I knew that. I saw a hobbit a couple days ago.
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>>17144636
>I knew that. I saw a hobbit a couple days ago.

Did he have a woman's ass too?
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>>17144667
It was a she-hobbit.
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>>17144674
>It was a she-hobbit.

So not like this baseball player who has a woman's ass?
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>>17144690
This softball player has a woman's ass because they are a woman, the hobbit was a hobbit because they are a hobbit.
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>>17144693
>This softball player has a woman's ass because they are a woman

What about the softball player's ass looks like a woman's? Your language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
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>>17144695
If you had seen the full picture you would understand, I don't have it saved but my memory remains full of her ample bosom.
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>>17144519
The term "never pet a burning dog", is a saying that means don't get burned by trying to appease someone who has bigger problems.
In simpler terms: don't try to help someone with a method that will only make you feel just as bad.
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>>17144723
I forgot to add: I assume the poster using the phrase is referring to OP trying to help a friend about how she feels about her ass.
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>>17144719
>If you had seen the full picture you would understand, I don't have it saved but my memory remains full of her ample bosom.

A bosom refer to breasts not an ass. What about this ass is feminine (the softball player's ass)?
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>>17144730
Her breasts were in view in the original photo.
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>>17144734
>Her breasts were in view in the original photo.

Link please. Anyway, I only care about her ass.
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>>17144445
what advice?
sit on my dick
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>>17145587
>what advice?
>sit on my dick

Tehe.
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So what should she wear on that beautiful ass of hers?
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What clothing do you suggest she wear?
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its a guy. idiots.
whats annoying is i have no idea why some random anon is obsessed with posting this ass on every board and pretending its female. men and women come in a variety of shapes and sizes. fuck.
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>>17147288
>men and women come in a variety of shapes and sizes. fuck.

Does he come in shape and size female though?
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