How do I tell my parents that I have zero interest to go outside and start dating? I am completely content with my mostly neet lifestyle, but they keep trying to tell me to "grow up" and its becoming real annoying. My mom has even asked me if i'm secretly gay and that its okay if I am.
If you are secretly gay its ok bro
>>17126269
do not start
Imagine this, but being 23.
hey man being gay is ok but if u need more advice on coming out
visit
>>>/lgbt/
>>17126272
Anon they want kids probably or at-least for you to become financially independent.
just let them know you're gay and have no plans to not be a neet.
>>17126259
You'll be happy as NEET until your folks decide they have had enough and kick you out. What are you going to do then?
Im not gay you guys stop
>>17126284
>Anon they want kids probably or at-least for you to become financially independent
.
I strongly doubt either of those will be possible
>>17126285
Beg beg beg and beg. They cant kick me out. I know my mom wont be able to take it. If they do i wont last a month on my own
I just need the right words to convince them that them trying to "ween" me off isnt possible
>>17126305
How old are you?
I wasn't gay just like you but I wasn't straight either anywhere except in my mind. I just had the mindset of being straight, but after no contact with girls for whole my life I realised I just had to change the mindset.
You see, nobody is gay or straight, it's just what you make yourself believe.
First time I plowed my friend and came in his boypussy I just let myself fall upon his back and enjoyed the sensation. Sure, I felt a bit embarrassed because it's not the best thing to do but at that moment I owned his ass and he trusted me with all his heart. It changed my life for the better.
>>17126259
You're likely under 30. Wait until you're 30 or older and see how much you enjoy being a lonely NEET.
>>17126305
And what if they die?
>>17126259
I'm in the same boat as you. Just rock being gay, it's trendy right now
>>17126344
It actually gets even better after 30 because your big brain starts to over power the little brain. Then this is when many of them get their redpill moment and realize they made a big mistake by getting married.
Holy shit can you guys answer my question?? I am not gay for fucks sake, ive looked at gay porn before and the stuff to me is even more bizarre and absurd than whatever /d/ can conjure up.
I need to know how to convince them that I cannot leave the home. Ive told them I dont want to leave but they are starting to really push me.
I have no clue on how the outside world works nor do I want to know, im terrified and scared.
>>17126349
hopefully i can convince them to inherit all of that to me. The house is nearly paid for, i think.
>>17126363
I suppose it matters who they marry. Being lonely if it's not willingly is torture.
>My mom has even asked me if i'm secretly gay and that its okay if I am.
My mom does this too. The last time was 2 weeks ago. Actually she doesn't ask if I'm gay, she just hints towards it.
>>17126369
Wah Wah Wah
Clearly it's your parents fault for wrapping you in cotton wool.
>>17126369
>Holy shit can you guys answer my question?
Yes, tell them to stop bugging you about it
Dating sucks major ass if youre a guy so youre not missing much, unless you like endless heartbreak and getting told to fuck off but i suggest getting a job
Its not as hard as you think to get a job, depends on where you live too i guess but how do you feel about work anon?
>>17126414
never worked nor had a job
i dont know to get one, i'm guessing my only options at the moment are mc jobs
>>17126414
This just get a job and help your family at least. Also dont bother to date that shit is a meme because everysingle day a different anon has to post about a cheating gf on /adv/. Also it is very stressful to safe guard your gf everyday because we dont know when she is ovulating like in other primates other primates have it easy because the female will give sings when she is ovulating and the males know when they should be safe guarding her
>>17126305
You might not be gay but you sure sound like a faggot.
>>17126431
Well start looking into getting one you think youd be comfortable in
Its healthy for you to get out of the house and do something constuctive and even though you might not like the idea it will do you good down the line
Got any education?
>>17126369
Yeah? And how exactly are you going to pay for the bills of the house?
>>17126443
>Well start looking into getting one you think youd be comfortable in
Jesus how
>Its healthy for you to get out of the house and do something constructive and even though you might not like the idea it will do you good down the line
like what? going for walks?
>education
currently being forced through college. majoring in mathematics
>>17126450
I dont know. i dont know how bills work. i could maybe just squat for awhile and leech of the neighbors internet
>>17126479
youre majoring in mathematics...but you dont know how bills work? or how to get a job?
Im dubious now mate
>>17126479
>I don't know how bills work
>i could maybe just squat for awhile and leech of the neighbors internet
LOL. Good luck with that.
