How can I become a dragon?
>>17116220
You have to consume dragon blood.
>>17116221
Where can I get dragon blood?
>>17116225
You'll have to find a dragon. I think they live in caves or atop mountains.
>>17116220
Murder families and replace their eyes with mirrors
>>17116227
Thanks
>>17116220
>How can I become a dragon?
Buy clothing for the opposite gender. Wear it in public.
>>17116240
Please explain.
>>17116240
No, that's a drag queen.
Get a really fast car. Race it on public roads, and be careful that you don't get arrested.
>>17116243
You will have drag on. Get it?
>>17116220
Go to tumblr and tell them you are dragonkin
>>17116251
No...
>>17116250
No, that's a drag racer.
Find a vampire, and let it drink your blood.
Become Otherkin.