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Besides cheating on her or beating her, how do you trick a girl
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Besides cheating on her or beating her, how do you trick a girl into breaking up with you?
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Text her Reddit memes all day.
Also suck a man's penis in front of her.
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Give her the reins. Act really sensitive, be emotionally needy, and force her to make all decisions.
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>>17105943
you man up and say you need to talk man, thereĀ“s no other way. why the fuck would you need her to break with you when you can just open your mouth and say it. if she asks just say whatever you feel better with
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>>17105943
Why not just dump her yourself?
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>>17105943
>how do you trick a girl into breaking up with you?

Act like a woman. Take away courage, reason, and accountability.
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Become emotionally unavailable, act selfish, never talk to her and respond tersely, if at all, when she tries to talk to you.
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>>17105943
message a girl and leave ur phone on the bed
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Cuck yourself with a trusted third party and confront her over it.

Any peeps remember that masterful thread where OP (a girl) posted that she hired a prostitute to seduce her boyfriend as a shit-test?

So many male tears were shed that day.
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>>17106159
that's how abusive people get their "partners" to never leave them
It's push and pull, if you see your relationship is failing but no statement has been made, there's a high possibility that you'lll just hold on tighter
especially true when the girl is the one who wants to "mend" the guy and "bring him back to his old self"
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>>17105943
Talk about how hot other women are, play lots of video games.
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>>17106251
again, 100% counter-effective
this is like nudging a limpet in hopes of it falling off: it won't happen, and the limpet will only hold on tighter as a result
You have to kick the thing off: either say it straight up or make her hate you
If you don't want to cheat/pretend to cheat, just do anything to be insufferable, do everything she hates, drop yogurt on the floor at her place and do not clean up, "accidentally" take things with you at work/school that you know she needs for that day, steal her cat, whatever. If you're shitty, you don't care about her and you want to make this faster, get her to be on edge all the time, yell a lot, create a negative atmosphere whenever you're together, stress her out
just acting disinterested is the worst possible idea
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>>17106251
as if men dont already do that
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>>17105943
introduce her to a fucked up fetish or bedroom move that she's uncomfortable with and convince her that it's the only thing that'll turn you on.

or you could act super clingy and jealous and don't let her have her space. blow up her phone with texts and calls and let her sick of your presence.

convince her that you're bankrupt and in deep debt. when she sees you blow your cash on other things and starts to question you about it, get mad at her and tell her to stop "micro-managing" your life. spend even more money. but be extremely cheap/stingy with her.

if you think these are all too ridiculous to try, then maybe you should grow a pair and realize breaking up with her like a man is your best bet.
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>>17105943
don't be a bitch and just tell her you aren't feeling what you used to feel anymore. She'll definitely go around telling her (possibly hotter) friends about how you did it, would you like to be known as a little bitch who was overly sensitive to her (possibly hotter) friends? nah son. Think long term, be straight up with her, don't try to fix anything just wish her the best and leave.
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