>>17089110
Pic is semi-related

My god man, you're not a robot. Dress how you normally dress, if it looks good, drink responsibly to loosen up and just have fun

Step 1: feel good about yourself. You got invited so someone thinks you're worth having around for FUN.
Step 2: make yourself fresh for the party
Step 3: go to the party with the intent to have a good time.
Step 4: have a good time!

Addendum: ask the host or whoever invited you of you should bring anything to the party. Usually your own drinks.

>>17089110
>have congenital visual disability
>get invited to house party
>too many fucking people desu
>can't distinguish one person from the next
>can't gauge expressions unless face to face
>can't dance, very difficult to pick up moves through visual analysis alone
>eyes move independently of line of vision: looks like I'm constantly sperging out, even when I'm not

I usually just plant myself by the booze and solemnly lament my handicap. Drugs also help.

dress relaxed, tee and jeans and sneakers
get tipsy
feel the music, is it house? easiest genre to dance to, literally move however u like
if a girl keeps eyeing you she wants you to approach her, offer her a drink

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>>17089110
>you're not a robot.
>loosen up and just have fun
>>17089337
>Step 4: have a good time!
Not OP but everyone says this like it's easy

Smoke weed before the party.

>got there
>had a few drinks
>party sucked balls
>in everyone's opinion
>most of us went home
>OP delivers
>anyway thanks /adv

>>17089806
There was a coffeeshop nearby but nah

If you don't have ADHD or ADD, pretend that you do and have ritalin or adderall prescribed to you. It will make you unbelievably social even if you're really, really autistic.
Note: eat and drink plenty before taking it and try not to go heavy on the booze when on it.