I'm trying to figure out what happened here.
My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, but she was drawing it out way too much. She had paused I guess to catch her breathe, and she was giving me a halfhearted handjob in between. All I did was tell her "Come on, let's go. Suck that dick bitch!"
Dudes, she Fucking got upset! She told me "Oh no. You don't get to disrespect me like that and still get head", and that she was ending the blowjob. Then she said that we could talk tomorrow when I had a chance to reflect and be humbled and chastened over what just happened.
Honestly I was at a complete loss for words as she left. This literally happened within the last hour. I still can't even believe this is for real, it just seems like such a ridiculous overreaction.
Hepcats, what would you do in my situation here? How would you react or respond to this?
>>17080812
good bait, lets wait for the faggots, OP
She's right. What you said was very rude. This is a real person with feelings, not a fucking porn set.
If I were in your situation, I would sit down and talk about sex and what we're both comfortable doing. Maybe she doesn't enjoy giving blowjobs, or she just wasn't into it that day and felt pressured. Pushing somebody into doing something sexual is unenjoyable for both people at best, and abuse at worse.
>>17080812
>All I did was tell her "Come on, let's go. Suck that dick bitch!"
Do you do this often?
>>17080832
It was literally one sentence.
>>17080872
She give me blowjobs all the time, but this was the first time I said this particular thing.
Damn you have a forgiving girlfriend. I would have dropped you right then and there.
>>17080886
Seriously? Fucking why? Do you end all your relationships at the drop of a hat?
>>17080881
>literally one sentence
two and that is if you account the run-on sentence as a single one
She was doing something for you, and you called her a bitch. She's one of the women that doesn't get wet from being treated like shit.
I'm really not joking here OP. There is only one proper reaction to that. Slap her face and then shove her head back down on your cock. You need to show her you aren't to be fucked with.
>>17080812
You are an asshole if you think of your gf like that.
>>17080812
Obviously she doesn't like being insulted during sex. Apologize and take notes.
>>17080812
Lucky you didn't get a punch to the dick.
>>17080988
Same. She ficking has a cock in her mouth for Christ's sake.
>>17081195
Lol cant even say "fucking" correctly because he got a dick in your mouth? ;D
>>17080812
three letters PMS
>>17081360
That's kind of sexist.
I believe OP done goofed up
A lot of girls really get triggered when they get called a "bitch"
Like my girlfriend
I unintentionally said it to her once and she got super offended
>>17080812
Scenario:
A friend is doing you a big favor. Instead of being grateful, you criticize him, order him about, and insult him.
Do you think you might perhaps be doing something wrong in that story?
>>17080812
>"Come on, let's go. Suck that dick bitch!"
>>17080881
>She give me blowjobs all the time, but this was the first time I said this particular thing.
Here is what happened: she was thinking of her dad who used to say the exact same thing while they were at it. You triggered her. Now deal with the fallout.
>>17080896
Because you called her a bitch => Basically a whore.
Yeah, I would have dumped your ass as well.
It is kinda like your GF telling you "Oh, you are a faggot I guess?" when you cannot get hard one time for whatever reason.
>>17080812
It does seem like a bit of an overreaction, but at the end of the day different people enjoy different things.
>>17080886
And that's why you will die alone with your cats as the only company.
>>17081962
>>17082009
A lot of people enjoy that kind of dirty talk during sex. Don't speak speak for everyone, you fools.
>>17080812
>All I did was tell her "Come on, let's go. Suck that dick bitch!"
>>17082017
>A lot of people enjoy that kind of dirty talk during sex.
She obviously fucking doesn't.
And you should never assume someone did, unless you talked with them about it.
>>17082023
If you talk about things it kills the mood. Sex is only fun when it's spontaneous unless you're planning something really special.
But yeah clearly he shouldn't do it again since this particular woman isn't into that sort of thing.
>>17082026
You don't talk about something like that right before sex. You bring that shit up while chilling on the couch watching Netflix or some shit.
>>17082036
Ideally yes but that's not always possible. OP may have very well suddenly felt the urge to degrade his woman and just rolled with it. I respect that. It's cool. It's much better than awkwardly keeping his mouth shut. Granted, she wasn't too keen on the idea and that killed her mood and she went to sleep. That's cool too.
>>17082046
Yea OP fucked up. If he's smart he'll just explain it was a heat of the moment thing and she was working him over so good he lost control. I imagine blowjobs will be out of the question for a while as well
>>17082009
Since when does bitch = basically a whore?
>>17081978
So if I would have instead only said "Come on, let's o. Suck that dick!" you think she would have not reacted this way and focussed on the task at hand?
>>17082189
>Since when does bitch = basically a whore?
Since she became the one that controls when you get some ass. Unless you cheat on her you're gonna be held hostage to whatever mood strikes her that day.
>>17082222
This is why I cheat. My mental health thanks me for it.
>>17080821
I know it's bait but I still kek'd irl
I think you don't need that kind of negativity in your life, OP.
>>17082222
Yeah that's bullshit.
>>17080881
>It was literally one sentence.
imagine someone went "I think you're a worthless piece of shit you cunt" and then didn't understand why they were mad cus
>It was literally one sentence.
>>17081556
>>17080812
Drop her
>>17083638
That's not even in the same ballpark. Quit hyperinflating this.
OP, just replace the cunt, girls are nothing but a commodity.
>>17082224
Does it really?
