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I agreed to hang out with a guy from 4chan because I am new in town and have no gay friends (obviously, i am gay myself). We didn't really specify whether it was a date or whatever, he just asked if i wanted to see a film and grab some food with him. He even offered to pick me up from my house, which was nice.
We're meeting up soon, and he recently made a post about wanting to "fill up a twink slut" recently and, uh, im a twink.
I'm not opposed to the idea - its kinda exciting acutally - I am just slightly nervous I might be misinterpreting things.
1) Do you think he just really does just want to hang out and im being thirsty af?
2) How do I communicate that I am 100% down for sex without weirding him out in the event that he isn't?
3) General tips for not sperging out on a date-ish thing with someone ive never met before?
>>17019818
Dude, he's gay. You've already got 50% odds of him wanting to fuck. Put your hand on his thigh in the movie (give him about 45 minutes to make a move since he's a top). If he doesn't freak out, you're in the clear. If he does, just say "sorry, thought you wanted to fuck my twink slut ass".
the last thing you want to do is ruin any excitement you might have by being 100% submissive
>>17019848
what do you mean?
>>17019851
If you go hang out with him, and you just do whatever he says, it might ruin any possibility of sex actually happening. Mostly because that's a boner kill for many people.
I'd guess he'd at least want to be dominating, but not over a pillow, over a person.
>>17019818
prepare dat boipussy boy
>>17019818
ur gay, and ur hanging out. wait til the end of the date and if he hasnt made a move on you just invite him back inside.
its okay, one of my boyfriends i met through /b/
>>17019818
also how the hell does him cutting his sleeves help his boi lover sleep longer?
>>17020573
Cause he fell asleep on his sleeve. Rather than yanking his sleeve out from under him (and waking him up), he just cuts it off entirely.
>>17020570
I can't host him. And I don't think I can invite him to his own house, that would be silly.
>>17020579
he will likely fond a solution, sucks you cant host. but he will likely ask to go back to his place or do you in the back seat or what have you. be flirty and fun and see what happens.
>>17020570
>met through /b/
God that sounds like a terrible idea. How did it go?
>>17020680
pretty well. it was short lived but most of my relationships are. he was cute as fuck. he introduced me to the silent hill games, which i now love. one morning we woke up and i said 'want to put a blanket over the window, turn on rainymood.com and just play video games all day?'
best day ever. We were both a bit nostalgic so tried to recreate those sleepovers we had as kids. first time i had had pizza rolls in years.
>>17020696
Aw man that is so awesome. I am so jealous right now
>>17020702
it was really fun, no one else has seemed interested in exploring that nostalgic 'highschool sleepover'. at best i find guys who claim to love video games but cant even keep up in smash bros. hella lame.
current boyfriends pretty cool though
I hate how awesome being gay sounds.
>>17020711
its amazing if you find the right circumstances. can be pretty shit otherwise.
going to a gay bar is lame with the sole exception of finding a qt to take home.
>>17020717
Isn't that pretty much what gay bars are for? If my gay friends are any indication it's basically fucking, drinking together, fucking some more, playing video games and fucking again, possibly while highfiving.
>>17020711
its like being bros but with extra sex
good stuff desu
>>17020732
Well if the price of being gay is enjoying Adventure Time, I'd rather stay hetero.
>>17020742
i chuckled
>>17020730
>isnt that pretty much waht gay bars are for?
not sure where you / friends live, but in los angeles its mostly groups of cunts being cunty and cliqish. like imagine if highschool was only bitchy teenage girls, old men, and you. i go with the intention of picking up dudes, and hte only one there 'alone'. everyone else is just hanging out.
fucking, drinking, vidya, and high fiving is common if you meet the right kind of 'bro' but most of the gays here do not share my love for co op side scrollers.
its not so bad, i get them few and far between. current bf is a total nerd, but hes from a farm in brazil so his knowledge of all things digimon and smash bros is extremely limited.
>>17020732
my bf looks like the guy on the left (from behind).
>>17020742
dont blame ya, overrated. had one really good episode, the rest was meh.
>>17020746
Well that sounds rather disappointing. I'm from Vienna and there's not a huge gay scene as far as I know but the gay bar I've been to was pretty relaxed, fun people, interesting drinks, some guy offered to blow me but was also very happy to just have a drink with me, it was fun.
>>17019818
I can't believe people are falling for your bait.
>>17020753
yeah those experiences are few and far between for me. i mean i get a healthy number of men hitting on me, but its kinda the 'center' of gay culture in america here, with the exception of san francisco. its full blown stereotype town here. theres plenty of nice guys, but it can be hard to get them away from their friends, assuming they go to the bar at all.
im having more fun picking guys up at the gym lately (saves time too)
>>17020757
>>17020761
Related question, how do you actually approach guys if you're not in places crawling with gays? I'd imagine it's pretty awkward if you hit on some guy at the gym only to find out he's hetero? Or is it just a lot of luck and guessing?
>>17020757
its honestly not bait
>>17020770
Early flirting = being friendly
Just gauge how they react to you being nice, and you will be able to figure out if someone is gay fairly quickly.
And nobodys gonna get mad if you're just being friendly. That means no overtly sexual come-ons, just offer some compliments.
>>17020770
i rarely have an experience where a guy im scoping out isnt gay.
for hte most part you just give them a good stare. if they stare back, they are often interested. though on a rare occasion they might think ur being a rude mother fucker.
if you guys are checking each other out its pretty obvious. if they arent into you, they'll ditch. i dont really 'make a move' unless a guy has shown some interest in me as well.
>>>17019818 (OP)
> "sorry, thought you wanted to fuck my twink slut ass".
Kek'd and checked, also follow this advice op
>>17020772
rekt
>>17020794
Jesus, I can't even imagine myself saying that lol
>>17020794
inb4 OP finds out that guy was actually talking about a different twink
>>17020815
Oh god
pls no
I would die of embarassment
>>17019818
He says he's going to "fill up a twink tonight" and you doubt if he wants sex?
Your right op, he just wants to take you to bible study
Oh, I have another question: Do I buy + bring condoms or would that be presumptuous?
>>17020839
His exact words were:
>"recently ive been feeling like filling up a twinky slut~"
he didnt specify a time, date or twink
>>17020848
sounds like any twink will do. bend over before someone else does. worst case scenario, an anonymous stranger on a vietnamese dog cooking pictograph forum doesnt wanna hang out again
>>17020848
The guck you think he's doing op?
>he didn't mention time, but your going to meet up with him soon
How many twinks do you think this guy has on demand?
>>17020746
>tfw no qt3.14 bottom to dominate in smash and in bed
>>17020860
this makes me feel a little more confident
thanks bruh
>>17020866
ok, now i feel a little silly. I guess youre right.
ofc, its still possibly that I sperg out on the night and he changes his mind...
>>17020885
>tfw i had one
>tfw i ditched him cuz i didnt want commitment
dude was hella cute. he'd always lay down with his ass propped up to entice me into eating him out.
>>17020886
Yea man you got this, now go out there, and take a dick like a champ!
>>17020886
>sperg out
>change his mind
if this happens to happen, you just go back to living your life exactly the way it was before. nothing tangibly bad happens.
good luck mate.
also, send me booty pics
[email protected]
>>17020898
if things dont work out, maybe i will
>>17020904
>if things dont work out
its a booty call, not a wedding, send pics faggot, i gave you the bravery you need to pursue this man, now return the favor with delicious ass pics.
>>17020912
This
>>17020912
>>17020917
:*
unsee.
cc/dotibera/
>>17020941
Translate, I don't speak netd
>>17020941
>that perfect light dusting of hair over two perfect globes
jesus OP you are waifu material. you could sit on my face any day.
>>17020946
its a link, split into two parts to dodge 4chans antispam filter
>>17020947
thanks :3
>>17020958
>emoticons
ruined it or me
>>17020958
No idea how to see it ;(
>>17020985
Paste the first line into your browsers address bar, then the second. tadah, you now have a functioning webaddress
I set it to autodelete after 22 minutes by the way
>>17020982
aw man. sorry.
>>17020993
knew you were too good to be true
>>17021042
ah well
aliud agere quam nihil
>>17020993
I'm too tech illiterate to figure it out, but post results and good luck op
