If I'm 25 and have never had interest from women, either at school of university, then how can I possibly ever have an "authentic" relationship if any female attraction towards me will solely be based on how much money I have? I'll never have experienced an authentic relationship ever.
I'm no longer a student but seeing them these days makes me feel bad.
>inb4 Y not X?
I'm not fat and I lift weights and I've had part time jobs before etc.
>>16981551
Post your picture
>>16981551
No, it's far simpler.
We're alike in many ways, you and I. Age, habits, fears.
But I suspect we share another characteristic.
My brain is broken; women routinely express interest in me and I ignore it every time, only to realise after going away and giving it some introspection.
Women have actually said hi to me in the street before and I've totally ignored it. They must be talking to someone else or on the phone, I'll think. Saying hi back would be foolish.
You've had female attention in the past, and like me you've bungled it every time, without fail.
You're only 25. You shouldn't be so quick to dismiss your own attractiveness. I know it's an annoying cliche, but you just haven't met the right person yet. I'm sure you can work on meeting more women, so don't give up yet.
>>16981551
most women are conditioned to let men approach them. so they dont tend to show interest in men, much less men who arent top tier.
but you deont have to be top tier to get a girl.
take a look at how you look. develop a reasonable standard of what kind of woman you can get. approach those women.
i think the big issue with most guys is they see one really ugly or fat or backwards guy with a hot chick and think that they must be entitled to that as well cuiz 'im not hot but im not ugly either' as most of the threads say.
post a picture of yourself, lets see what you are working with.
OP here. I won't post a picture of myself because I don't want to run the risk of real life people knowing I go on 4chan or knowing my social troubles in the OP (and I don't want to become a meme). I'm sure you can take this as proof of my social awareness.
I live in the UK, where approaching girls isn't a thing.
robots need to learn a few simple things about life before they can get a girlfriend. That's the easy part. The hard part is unlearning so many things that are full of fail that you have been taught are normal. If I gave you a list of 10 steps to get a girlfriend, you'd argue against more than half the things on the list, because you KNOW better. Your brain has been programmed this way, and only you can re-write that code.
1. Stop worshiping girls.
Girls are not Gods. They don't hear your prayers, much less answer them. So stop worshiping them. If you have a waifu, in the trash she goes. Delete that cheating whore right now. She's holding you back. No 3D could ever compare to her, so as long as you have her you won't get a 3D girlfriend.
It's easier than you think it is. Your waifu is a whore bro. She's had multiple dick in every hole, and every square inch of her body has been covered in other people's cum.
Dump that slut.
2. Stop being scared of girls.
Girls are just boys with a broken penis. They aren't scary, they're sad. If you were in a sandbox, and you had a toy, and another kid didn't have a toy, you would let that kid play with your toy wouldn't you? But you don't just let any girl play with your penis. You have to be friends first, and trust them, because you don't want them to break your toys.
Make friends with girls, and share other things with them first before you let them play with your penis. Share food, and see how it goes.
Coffee, ice cream, fruit, french fries and other little things. Then work your way up to buying them lunch, and then dinners. If it doesn't go well, it's ok, she's not the only girl in the world, go try again. If she can't be trusted with food, you don't want her playing with your penis anyway.
>>16981707
>>16981840
We are so alike, you and I.
>>16981880
This is the greatest post ever!
Please share more oh great sage!
>>16981880
3. Be honest with yourself.
Girls aren't like your mom. Moms love their baby just the way it is, even if it's retarded, has some goat DNA, or extra chromosomes.
Girls don't love you for who you are, that's something only a mother does, and frankly your mom doesn't either. When you were little did your mom tell you to eat your vegetables? Did your mom take you to the doctor. See. Why would she do things like that to make you better, If she truly loved you the way you were. Why would mom potty train you, if she loved poopy diapers? Fact is, there are a lot of things your mom doesn't like about you, and she's a liar. Just like your mom wanted to make you better, girls will want to as well. It's their nature.
If you want a woman who lies about wanting you just for who you are, then stay with your mom. Cut the bullshit, thinking a girl has to love me for who I am. Honestly. You don't even love yourself the way you are. How can you expect anyone else to love you.
Relationships are based on faith. You don't have to love you, and a girl doesn't have to love you to have a relationship. You actually kinda have to hate yourself, so that you constantly want to be a better person, and believe that you can, despite the lack of evidence. Faith.
If you have faith in you, then girls can have faith in you too. Trust me girls don't marry because they love, they marry because they hate, but they have faith.
That's "authentic" OP. Not how much money you have, not love.
you're joking.
Im a rather attractive male, but I see 8/10 9/10 10/10 grills with 5/10, 6/10, 7/10 guys.
Meanwhile, on my best day, I'm a 10/10 male, but Ill fuck the brains out of a 7/10 female so long as she isn't too over weight and has a slutty demeanor
4. Virginity
Virginity is cancer. If you don't treat it right away, it eats away at you until there's nothing left.
That lying bitch mother of yours probably told you it was a special gift for a girl you love. If you believed her, and you actually think that somewhere out there, there's a crazy lady with a cancer fetish, who wants your virginity, well you're probably right. I've seen ads on craigslist for worse things, but do you really wanna go there? Cancer lady doesn't just want your virginity, she's a collector, Squirtle.
You don't want to give cancer to the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with.
Sometimes it works out that way. You give a girl cancer, and then you feel sorry for her, so you take care of her until death do you part.
But most of the time it doesn't work like that.
You whip out mom's special gift, and a girl be like "wtf was that?" but you don't even care because you got cured of cancer.
Girls who don't believe in cancer are immune. It's only girls who believe in cancer that can be infected by you, and you have to take them to chemo until one of you dies. So don't worry about giving someone cancer, just focus on being cured.
>>16982340
>this entire post
What the holy fuck am I reading?
>>16982421
You're reading pure unfiltered bullshit.
>>16981840
>I live in the UK, where approaching girls isn't a thing.
So how exactly does it work over there, then? Arranged marriages?
>>16982613
You know it senpai.
Not really, the actual way it's done is by drinking a great deal.
>>16982340
I had a crush on this girl for a long time, and one day finally we hooked up, and I lost my virginity. A couple days later she met someone else. I was heartbroken, because I had coveted her the whole time she was married to my neighbor. Then finally I had her and she was gone. It was a sin, is what it was. Stupid of me to be crazy about a married woman, but I was 12 and didn't know better. I thought she was the one. I'll never forget the 18 hours we had together but was just rebound for her. I suffered for my sin. no coveting your neighbors wife is on the top ten list.
Two years later I met the love of my life She was a virgin and knew that I wasn't but i had messed up before so i didn't want to rush things. she was the opposite. she thought i'd leave her if she didn't have sex with me. girls don't take no for an answer, she kept pushing until finally i sexed her, but that only made her worse. she wanted sex all the time, and then she got a B in one of her classes, and we got in a fight. she said she didn't care about grades. I didn't want to see her go to state college, so I said you need to keep your grades up or no more sex. she got another B so I had to break up with her. But instead of studying, she became a slut. When i turned 16 I got a car, and cars= girls so i became a slut too. until I met the one. she was another virgin who couldn't wait to dump it on me. banged her until we went to different schools. then i dated a girl with virgin issues. liked her a lot, but she had virgin cancer. Still a virgin at 18, and it made her crazy. She wanted to wait for marriage, but she humped me like a pack of wild dogs. (no penetration) I told her, I was totally fine waiting, but she kept insisting that I didn't want to wait. what was really happening was in her head. Cancer was killing her, causing inner conflict. She didn't want to wait, and was blaming me for tempting her
>>16982894
without any warning, except for her being crazy which should have been a warning, a mutual friend calls me an asshole. what did i do?
they show me where she broke up with me on social media by publicly saying that i broke up with her because she wouldn't have sex with me. Totally fabricated. I didn't break up with her, and she hadn't said a word 5 hours before when she was grinding herself all over me.
But that's fine, if thats the way she wants it, i'll let everyone believe that i'm an asshole, and won't argue with her "I'm a good little virgin story" I dodged a bullet on this, she could have just as crazily said that I raped her.
A few months later, I'm dating another girl for a few days and she suddenly breaks up with me for no reason. Turns out she learned that i'm an asshole who breaks up with virgins for not sleeping with me.
So now every girl I go out with, before i go too far I ask "you're not a virgin are you" it's cool when you're children, but adult virgins a nuts.
5. Problems
You think "I have to be perfect, or girls won't like me" wrong! Girls can't stand perfect guys. Belle didn't marry prince charming, she hooked up with Beast. We already talked about this but you didn't believe me. Like your mother, girls want to make you better. They can't do that if you're perfect.
You see girls all the time, dating douche bags, and losers. You ask yourself why is she with that guy? But before your brain can really answer you conclude that he must have a huge cock. Nope. Steroids make some things bigger but a penis isn't one. It's because the dude's got problems, and it's her job to fix him. He's a bad boy.
When it comes to girls throw logic out the window. Girls don't want nice perfect guys. they want problems.
Guys want to fix things, girls want to fix people. Both of these are conflicting.
If some THING is broken, you might be tempted to fix it for her. Ask first, she may not want it fixed. Sometimes girls have sentimental attachment to something, and more so if it's broken. She kept a broken thing for a reason. Fixing it for her could give her a new additional sentimental memory associated with the object, but only she can decide so ask first. But when it comes to fixing people, don't hesitate to gossip. She will be your best friend if you point out other people's problems, and your perspective is invaluable to her. But use your brain. Don't ever let your finger point at her, even indirectly. If someone has a problem and she also has that problem, ignore it. If it isn't obvious already. You should highlight your own problems in bold neon colors and point a spotlight at them.
>>16981707
my my, fukin this
>>16983068
I call bullshit.
Girls don`t try to fix virgin guys with fucked up psyche.
But they want emotions. Douchebags can give it to them. Good guys can`t.
Physical attractiveness turn "he`s a freak, stay from him" to "why i`m soaking wet from that douche".
6. Money
Most people know that money can't buy happiness, but you have to make money to live and buy nice things. Girls want a guy that can give them a comfortable home, and that takes money. Remember I said most girls. There are some exceptions, like goldiggers, but you don't want one of those, and if you're reading this they probably don't want you.
Some guys wear bling trying to get goldiggers attention, pretty stupid if you ask me. She wants money and he's only pretending that he has it, it's just not going to work. Don't waste money on flashy things, or trendy fashions. That attracts the wrong kind of girl, who isn't going to like you at all. Don't confuse poor girls with golddiggers, they aren't the same. A girl who grew up in a run down apartment is looking for a better life, but she doesn't expect the world, she just wants better and is willing to work for it.
You don't have to have a lot of money to impress a girl, but you do have to have income, and savings. It shows that you're responsible. Irresponsible guys spend money as fast as they make it. Alcohol, drugs, video games, and toys top the list. These don't impress girls. Girls don't want to play with toys, they want to play with a penis. Girls drink free, so alcohol and drugs have no value to them, but penis do, because they don't have one of those.
Put at least 10 percent of your income into savings, and never touch it until you're ready to buy a house. Girls will date a guy who lives in mom's basement, if he has plans to get his own home one day. You have a much better likelihood of actually saving enough to buy a home if you live with mom, than you do if you throw money away on rent every month.
Some guys lack discipline, and need a JOB to have income. If you're one of them, you know, and there's nothing wrong with that, but you should learn and try to be less dependent. You can do a lot better for yourself, as an independent contractor, consultant, or having your own business.
>>16981840
>approaching girls in the uk isn't a thing
wat? Course it is.
>>16982613
>>16984222
Maybe it is "in da club" or at a party with lots of mutual friends or among friend groups. Obviously "approaching" has to happen at some point.
But the idea of going up to a random girl at a random time and trying it on is seen as really weird and Just Not Done. And sadly, as someone with the mind of a non-autist who watches my autist self in everyday life, I think this also.
>>16984236
Man, it happens ok?
I watched it happen several times. I was with an acquaintance at a bus stop, girl walks past with a fake fur scarf, he barks and she barks back they get into a conversation and get on a different bus to me.
It's probably not as often in the US but it's more than zero.
>>16984236
Homie there's normally non verbal cues to approach her before you even start walking up
Walking up is like step 2 or 3 in getting pussy
>>16984236
if you only approach girls to hookup then yeah it's inappropriate to hit on strangers. stop the love at first sight shit. go talk to girls just to be friends, not to get their nude pics, you wanker.
After making friends with a girl, then you get to spend time with her. The two of you are volunteering at a soup kitchen, and she sees what a big heart you have, and suddenly she's interested in you as more than a friend.
A girl isn't going to fall in love with a total creepy stranger. Getting her drunk isn't going to help either.
>>16984247
takes balls to bark at a bitch. beta dog bark she put him in his place, because she smells his fear.
bitch bark back at alpha dog means she available
>Can't see this dumb april fools skin on the phone.
>>16984508
Not quite the point I was trying make.
>>16984551
was your point that they barked at each other and started talking. They got on a different bus, so you don't know what happened next, but it looked like they became friends and will talk more.
or were you implying that they took a bus to a motel. that's highly unlikely.
>>16981880
>>16982134
>>16982340
>>16983068
>>16984207
these are the worst posts on /adv/ right know
>>16984693
you're more than welcome to post your rebuttal, sweetheart.
>>16984657
Not the same guy but I guess he was trying to say that people like OP and many anons, are the most bland uninteresting people on earth that a guy whose opening line was a bark is more appealing than some silent beta.
>>16984862
Knowing is half the battle. If your notebook is boring and uninteresting, what do you do?
Draw some penises on it, and make it exciting.
Dragons raping elves. Big tittied ogres banging donkeys.
then other people want to see your notebook
and you're proud to show it off.
Just to clarify, I am not saying go get tattoos.
I'm saying find something interesting to do instead of looking at porn all day.
I played chess from 5 years old. Quit playing at 15 not because I was afraid of losing, like people say. I quit because I realized how much I had already lost. My dad, a champion player, was the first to agree with me, when I said this doesn't make me happy.
I didn't enjoy making people cry, and I haven't played since. Instead of putting so much energy into being a monster that destroyed everything it's path, I became a wizard who uses his power for good. Helping people's minds, instead of ripping them apart.
But mostly because girls don't into chess.
>>16984931
>Litteral autism
We need a thread where we post pic of ourself guy/girl and people respond with posting a picture of a person on our level of attraktiveness. Sound risky thoug.
7. Battle of the sexes.
Feminists wage war against the oppressive male hording all the penis. Demanding that penises be cut off of all males for equality.
I'm not opposed to sharing some penis with a woman, if she asks all sweet like. But to demand cutting off of penises the answer is no. It's not open to negotiation. My body my choice, I'm keeping my penis.
Some guys think it's cool to be double agents, and slip behind enemy lines with the girls. "i need feminism too" betraying his fellow man, he votes for penis removal of all mankind, including his own, just for the chance to touch a boob.
I am not without sympathy for their cause, life was cruel to not give women penises, but in return for not having a penis, women were given the ability to carry a man's baby. An honor which has never been bestowed upon a man. And man has no right to take that away from a woman, any more than a woman has a right to take away a man's penis.
If you feel inequality, because you can't run as fast as someone else. You don't cut off their legs or hurt them to make them slower. Equality doesn't truly make you faster IRL making them slower just makes you look faster on paper.
Stop penis removal nonsense, deep down you want a penis. Cutting them off doesn't bring equality. It won't get you a penis. If you want penis, all you have to do is ask. Don't make a man pay, because he has a penis. He doesn't charge you to feed his baby.
Can't we all just get along? Men, stop cutting off your penises. Let a girl have half your penis instead. Sharing a penis is equality.
>>16985082
Are you using metaphors or...?
>>16985033
Peggy, There is no level of attractiveness. Each of us are attracted to different things. I like boobs, for example. Not all men do. Some men like Gingers (if they only knew the diseases they carry) Some women like dizzy blondes.
There is no accounting for taste. No charts, graphs, or database. What I think is hideous, many men fap to.
You are not a number, Peggy
Thinking that you can only get a man in your own class, is stupid. Thinking that you are better looking than any of God's creatures, is vanity. We're all 10s in someone's book.
>>16984931
Man the trolling is getting worse by the day.
>>16985108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8QBEpEtk3U
How many girls have you asked out on a date?
How many said no?
If zero girls said no, then you might have better luck with men. Just to get some more comfortable experience asking people out.
>>16985801
Well I haven't asked any out.
That's why I'm here.
>>16985805
Lol, that's not OP, I am, but he's right. As I said earlier in the OP, I live in the UK and he's right
>>16985821
>UK
Pick her some flowers.
Approach slowly
Let her eat the flowers out of your hand
whisper in her ear
pet her
