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Sup advice? Can I get advice on adding some girth to my ding
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Sup advice? Can I get advice on adding some girth to my ding dong? I think if I make it thicker I'd be much satisfied. Anything helps!

Anybody tried pumping before?
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You can't make your dick bigger without rendering it impotent by damaging the tissue. In order for it to change from a flaccid to erect state, the penis has to give up the ability to repair the tissue from damage like you can find in your biceps or quads. You are stuck with what you've got.
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Wrap some balonga around it. No one will notice.
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>>16971287
I heard Jelqing improved girth too, well the trade off is that you dont really feel pleasure while having sex, but she probably does, so
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Damn.. I just wanted to add :( guess I gotta make it work
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>>16971287

Inject some oil or silicone into it.
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>>16971287
work out, improve bloodflow, improve stamina, fuck like a king
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>>16971287
It's possible--not easy, and in many places illegal--to get silicone injected into one's schlong. It's a terrible fucking idea--damages nerves and erectile tissue and results in a slightly bigger, floppier dong with less sensation. Nothing I'd want to offer a sex partner.

>>16971308
Jelqing is 100% scam. There is no way to make your cock bigger without destructive surgery. Pumps too--they make you look bigger while in swollen action but cannot add any mass or volume to a full-grown part of your body.

It is important to love yourself and accept your junk. Surprisingly few women are size queens and porn has fucked up most people's heads. If you're worried that you might be leaving someone unsatisfied, get better at eating pussy and at foreplay. The size of your cock is not the problem unless she says it is, in which case you should dump her.
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>>16971462
Jelqing is free. You literally just lube up and do it.
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>>16971602
Sure. But it doesn't work.
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>>16971602
so can someone give me a quick rundown of jelqing?

ive read several variations of it after several googling
>when flaccid, yank from the base with no lube every few seconds
or
>when erect, squeeze from the base with no lube every few seconds
or
>when erect, with lube allover, start from base and squeeze with thumb and index finger and slowly move to tip, effectively squeezing all the blood from the base to the tip

whats the true?
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>>16971287
Eat lots of semen
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>>16971462
>Surprisingly few women aren't size queens and porn has fucked up most people's heads

Now, tell me, did you parrot this or do you know of any testimonials to back up this claim? (Yourself may count.)
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>>16972017
>Now, tell me, did you parrot this or do you know of any testimonials to back up this claim? (Yourself may count.)
Well, I'm a reformed manslut, with some bi experience and a totally average dick (approx 6 in, proportional girth, roughly the same size as most of the dudes I've seen up close, bigger than a couple, smaller than a couple), and nobody's ever complained. I've slept with a lot more women than men (approx 50 vs approx 10), getting most of them off effectively, and I have hung out with lots of gay or bi dudes who talk about penis size much more often than any of my many female acquaintances.

Oh, and in case it wasn't obvious, I meant to write that surprisingly few women ARE size queens. Maybe I've just been lucky, but again, my lovers have almost all been satisfied by my nice but nothing-special dick. My now permanent girlfriend has called it 'perfect', and I know she's been with dudes bigger than me.
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>>16972055
Excellent testimonial!

But to be fair, 6 inches is just above normal, and we're in a board where 4 inches is the average. Just saying that most of us aren't as lucky, let alone lucky enough to be mansluts.
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>>16972063
>Board
Did I say board? I meant to say site. Oops.
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>>16972063
I also once participated in a conversation with a bunch of naked people in a hot tub in which one woman asked the assembled company, "Have you ever had sex with a guy with a really small penis? Isn't it fun?" and several women agreed. She was being totally affectionate about it, nothing condescending at all.

Again, maybe that's not typical. But it's certainly a real phenomenon for at least two or three real-live women I've known.
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