>>16953162
You don't. Cūcking your uncle is a really shitty move.

>>16953164
What if my uncle is an ass?

>>16953168
Then you don't want to put your cock in contact with anything your uncle's has touched.

>>16953168
get back at him by fucking his daughter, duh

>>16953175

He has no daughter

>>16953168
>fucking a donkey

>>16953183
Sounds fun but I need to fuck his wife help

>>16953191
Good luck failing and being ostracized by your family for being an abomination. Real life isn't porn where everybody secretly wants to fuck everybody. Post here when you try though it'll be a fun story

Leviticus 18:14 "You shall not uncover the nakedness of your father's brother, you shall not approach to his wife: she is your aunt"

Leviticus 18:20 "suppose a man has sex with his aunt. Then he has brought shame on his uncle. Both of them will be held accountable for what they have done. They will die without having any children"

Tell her that you're training to become a massage therapist. Then she'll probably respond with "Niiice, I could so use a massage."

Then offer her one. Rub coconut oil on her back and then have sex with her.

I've done this three times. It never fails.

You have to make her super comfortable with your words and presence while getting her turned on with your hands. Start with her back and shoulders then move down to her legs and hips. Then her lower back, and pull down her pants slightly and massage the top of her ass. Then ask "cool if I pull these down a bit more?"

Then give her an ass massage and slowly work your fingers towards the outside of her vag. Use coconut oil to rub the lips of her vag together and stimulate her clit.

It's really not hard at all. Just go slowly.

Why am I explaining how to give a sensual massage to a stranger