Is a broken egg sharp enough to damage the rectum? I want to fuck with someone by shitting an egg on their floor at a party in a few hours and I'm not good enough to do it by sleight of hand so the only option is to go with the real deal. On the other hand, I don't want to bleed to death out my ass in the name of mocking someone who thought that humans laid eggs until he was 21.
Get a fake porcelain egg or some shit you retarded fucking nigger, of course it's dangerous
>>16937815
That wouldn't break on the floor. I want it to pop out then crack, I want this guy to know that I shoved a real egg up my ass and carried it around for a couple of hours just to make fun of him.
Unless your ass is that loose any movement will crush it in you're ass. Sorry bud but great idea tho
>>16937836
My ass isn't loose. I guess I'll have to either give up on the idea or go with something less fragile like a rubber egg.
>>16937843
Hey the prank is still funny as fuck regardless if it's a real egg or not just try not to shit that would probably ruin it
>>16937844
Thanks, I'll figure it out.
>>16937787
>mocking someone who thought that humans laid eggs until he was 21.
As bad as that is, I'd rather mock the guy who walked around with an egg up his ass just for a bad joke.
Find a girl that's willing to lay the egf for you. A vagina might be soft enough to not break the egg
