Nothing you do will matter if you don't enjoy yourself and if your not actually relaxed and focused on what's going on RIGHT NOW

>>16931779
girls love it when you jab away at their clit with your tongue. just flick it over and over and in 15 seconds she's cumming buckets. if she doesn't cum then she has a broken clit or something.

>>16931779
k, I'll start.

This one is not a sack tip but it will get you laid. Look for an opportunity when you are out with your girlfriend/wife's friends to compliment your girlfriend or wife to her friends when she is not around.

I.e. she gets up to go to the bathroom, you watch her go away and you tell her friends "my god she's amazing. She's so real and sexy right down to the way she walks. She cooked x the other day and it was orgasmic, we should have you over sometime so you can try it."

They'll tell her and you'll at least get a bj.

>>16931790
I'm pretty sure you did what you just did intentionally.

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>>16931795
this is such a transparent and utterly pathetic tactic that i will be genuinely surprised if her friends don't look at you with looks of confusion and perhaps even disgust.

you lose.

Next time you're making out have her stick her fingers in her pussy, then put them in your mouth and suck off her juices

To be honest it hasn't really turned the girls on I've done it with, but damn I loved doing it and they just giggled and didn't seem to mind.

>>16931802
only if you have a shitty and awkward delivery, and talking to girls is a terrifying and difficult experience for you. Just keep your fedora on and avoid eye contact, you'll be better off that way.

>>16931812
her friends think you're fucking weird as fuck senpai.

>>16931779
Next time you go shopping with her and she's wearing a skirt go in the dressing room together. Take her panties off and do not give them back. Make her walk around the rest of the evening without underwear.

She'll complain and tell you not to do it, but you gotta do it anyway.

Sex is the best kind of relief. I love having it with my bf.

Giving head is one of my fave things to do and one of the best techniques I can tell about is rubbing your flat tongue along the top of the head of his dick. While sucking. Total over stimulation but he can't get enough. Oh, and then when you deep throat, push it all the way back and just start swallowing. So hot! Damn. I can't wait until I get out of work.

Oh, and if you are on top (ladies) go down as far as possible and as far up as you can without his cock coming out of you. The temp change is sweet af. This drives him crazy.

But that is my advice from a personal standpoint. Just make sure to experiment with the person you are with. Have fun and enjoy it!

>>16931779
lick her butthole. I'm pretty serious. Have sex after a shower, finger her ass with some soapy water to get her clean inside and out. Go down on her pussy and then roll her over. You should probably tell her "I'm gonna lick your ass" just in case she has a shocking, violent aversion to that sort of thing. Don't ask, though, if you let her know you intend to do it she'll assume you know what you're doing.

Just give it big swipes, prod it, swirl it, and yeah if you're damn sure she's clean stick your tongue up her ass.

I've been with girls who literally loved it more than having their pussy eaten.

>>16931846
as a guy I can tell you the key to giving fantastic head is what you mentioned in passing - that you get pleasure from making him happy. You can fuck up everything after that.

If you start off your head with "I don't really like sucking your dick, but here goes" then I'll probably tell you to fuck off.

Just like if you asked me to come pick out clothes with you and I said "man, I really hate doing that and it makes my feet hurt, but I'll do it to make you happy. (15 minutes later) There, was that enough?"

>>16931858
Yeah. You are def right. Enjoyment and pleasing is the key. I can't wait to please him some more!

>>16931779
use coconut oil. Best lube ever. I'm used to using food grade but I imagine the other kinds work just dandy too as long as it's 100% pure oil.

Experiment to find out your and your gf/bf's sweet spots. I just recently found out that my bf nuts in SECONDS if i suck on his nipples hard. I was really surprised. But i love hidden hacks like that. After that i also found out that he responds like CRAZY to sucking on him in general. Last time we made out i gave him a hickey for "revenge" cause i got one last time we fucked. And he was diamonds in an instant, leaking precum like a faucet.
There are those little things that are different with every person. I think the most exciting part about sex is finding these.

>>16931779
I rub my gf's clit a lot, she gets warmed up slow and it's her favorite way of getting warmed up. I used to rub it the way she would ask (two fingers on either side of her clit) but better way is as follows: Cock her leg up, get your hand nice and messy with lube or oil, and do big, sloppy rubs that cover her pussy and asshole with your whole hand. Basically the heel of your palm on her clit with your fingers on her asshole. Much "bigger" rub feeling than just massaging her clit.

>>16931779
Go somewhere hot and secluded on a hot day, like an upstairs room or an outdoor building with no AC.

Both of you wear jeans.

Have a good long makeout session while keeping your pants on as long as possible. Something about keeping those pants on while you're both sweaty and slippery and squishing together and kissing and licking the sweat off each other's necks, faces and tits is incredibly frustrating and hot.

>>16931904
can confirm
also would like to add that it can reduce the effectiveness of condoms

>>16931943
which brings up sex tip number #1: avoid using condoms whenever possible. You haven't had sex until you've done it without a condom. I believe one day our generation will be absolutely mocked in history as the generation that liked to fuck with a rubber bag over their dicks.

>>16931943
of latex condoms.

>>16931953
i could never have sex with my bf without a condom.

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>>16931955
poor, poor bf.

>>16931958
he doesn't mind. we both despise children

>>16931960
>what is birth control?

>>16931962
i'm on birth control. and he never cums inside me

People PILLS!

>>16931966
then what the fuck is the point of the bc?

>>16931969
no method is 100% effective, and our lives would be ruined if i got pregnant. my mom also scared the shit out of me about how risky having sex is, so it's three different methods from here on out

>>16931981
how do you suppose you would get pregnant (assuming pills taken on time) if you don't fucking ovulate?

Me and my gf we dont want kids (shivers!) but we use pills and I am probably getting a vasectomy soon..

>>16931986
birth control pills don't prevent you from ovulating. you still ovulate while on the pill. the pill increases the mucus in and around the cervix, which makes it more difficult for sperm to enter the cervix and fertilize the egg. if the sperm manage to penetrate the egg, then the birth control also makes it more difficult for the egg to attach and start developing.

>>16931955
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>>16931968
>>16931969

Yall are going to scream about this but I have been banging my wife for 8 years using NFP with no mistakes. We've had kids, but only spot on when we wanted them. No accidents. This is possible because A) she has pretty regular, predictable cycles, B) she pays close attention to them, checking her temp every morning religiously and keeping an eye on her cervical mucous (!!!!!!), and C) we don't fuck around when we know she's close to being fertile - those are the times we have glorious buttjobs or bite the bullet and use a condom.

It means condom free sex 90% of the time for me and I cannot recommend it highly enough for anyone else that could ever possibly do it. There's nothing that compares to condom-free sex. Condomed sex is good, but it's not even close.

>>16931992
>birth control pills don't prevent you from ovulating

dude, google it. I ain't even going to call you an idiot, just google it.

>>16931990
I thought about this but the idea of having my tubes tied scares the shit outta me.

Are you sure it's any good?

>>16932001
are you referring to the types of pills where the girl doesn't get a period?

>>16931992
are you retarded?

you think hormonal bc works due to mucus production in the vagina? the hormones dictate whether or not you ovulate and/or maintain uterine lining. if there is no egg, there is nothing to impregnate.

>>16932009
AKA, all hormonal bc.

are you one of the idiots that stops taking the hormones for a week to pop a few iron supplements?

>>16931990
>>16932007

I'm 31 years old, and FYI I have heard probably a dozen people in my life tell me how they have had a vasectomy or had their tubes tied. Every last one of them went on to tell me they regretted it. Your insurance will pay for the procedure, but they won't pay for the reversal which is 10 times as expensive and usually doesn't work.

Just FYI.

>>16932009
Nope. The regular estrogen and progesterone combination where you pop one a day, your acne clears up, and you still get a period nice and regularly albeit somewhat lighter than when you were off the pill.

>>16932019
yes, i am. i tried the birth control where i stop getting periods. as soon as they started to get rid of my periods, i'd cry every month because i was terrified i was pregnant but couldn't tell without buying a test. i have to have a monthly period for peace of mind.

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>>16932019
"The pill works mainly by preventing ovulation or by thickening the mucus surrounding the cervix, which helps block sperm and thins the lining of the uterus so if an egg is fertilized, it would have trouble implanting."
i'm taking a birth control where i still ovulate. and no birth control method is 100% effective.

Learn how to eat pussy properly.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=b29bbd9935898d9488d4

If your gf has a lower sex drive than you, and she's on hormonal birth control, have her switch to a non-hormonal IUD or drop BC all together.

Birth control is not intended for long term use. The longer you use it, the more apparent the side effects become. Bad skin, low sex drive, anxiety, mind fog.

A study came out recently that found that staying on hormonal birth control for too long can permanently destroy your sex drive.

Be careful bros, if your gf is on hormonal BC get her off ASAP. Girls on BC can't detect who is a good partner for them, and are more likely to have sex with randos.

If your gf is on birth control and she gets off of it, she may realize she isn't as attracted to you as she thought.

>>16932029
>yes, i am. i tried the birth control where i stop getting periods. as soon as they started to get rid of my periods, i'd cry every month because i was terrified i was pregnant but couldn't tell without buying a test. i have to have a monthly period for peace of mind.

I was wondering why any rational person would take a birth control pill if they planned to still use condoms anyway, then I realize you're just insane.

>>16932029
actually, correcting myself here. just looked it up and my type of birth control does prevent ovulation. key word being prevent

>>16932038
my mother had all three of her children while taking birth control at the same time every day and using condoms. considering how strongly i feel about never having children, i'd say my fears are pretty reasonable.

>>16932039
every hormonal bc prevents ovulation. THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE HORMONES.

key word being 'prevent':

pre·vent
prəˈvent/
verb
1.
keep (something) from happening or arising.
"action must be taken to prevent further accidents"
synonyms: stop, put a stop to, avert, nip in the bud, fend off, stave off, ward off; hinder, impede, hamper, obstruct, balk, foil, thwart, forestall, counteract, inhibit, curb, restrain, preclude, preempt; disallow, prohibit, forbid, proscribe, exclude, debar, bar; literarystay
"how can any one agency prevent drug trafficking?"

so we're getting somewhere finally.

>>16932048
additionally, the primary reason i wanted to start birth control was so that i could get lighter, actually regular periods that didn't last at least a week.

>>16932048
that didn't happen.

your mother was shit at taking the pills on time.

>>16931800
naa, this nigger knows his shit

>>16932048
>my mother had all three of her children while taking birth control at the same time every day and using condoms.

I believe your mother told you this. I also believe she's full of shit and as crazy as you are. That story is incredibly improbable. Much more likely she didn't have a clue how to use BC correctly.

What mom would tell her kids that they were all accidents that she was desperately trying to avoid? A crazy one, that's who.

>>16932059
I know, please post tips.

Anyone have tips for threesomes, yet?

>>16932050
that's true, sorry about that. prevent just doesn't seem like a very comforting word to me

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>>16932060
i considered the possibility that she lied, but that doesn't match up with her other attitudes about me having sex. it seemed like she was fine with me having sex as long as i was safe

>>16932071
if she's as terrified about you getting pregnant as you are (she's probably where you got your irrational fear of pregnancy) I can totally see her lying to get you to double up on birth control methods. If she did that's awful, especially when you consider how harmful hormonal birth control can be for you in the long term.

If your mom really was popping a pill a day and using condoms as per their design (not slipping them on after some dry fucking or using petroleum lubes), then she literally won the lottery three times. So either your mom is the most unlucky person in creation or she's fibbing to you, take your pick.

>>16932090
maybe you're right. i'll think about this

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>>16932062
sorry to derail the thread guys, heading out now

>>16931802
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Protip: You can't make love to everybody the same way. Just because something worked to get your ex to take her pants off, doesn't mean it will work on your new girlfriend.

You have to test the waters and find how to make her comfortable.

If you're having trouble getting your girl in the mood, try this:

A lot of cases I've heard where the girlfriend has sex with the boyfriend less, are usually a case of the boyfriend becoming spoiled and unknowingly putting pressure on his gf to have sex. Try to think back about the times where you had sex on a daily basis, you probably didn't have to try hard. There's your answer. Do not put pressure on her, it can be fun at first but gets boring for women very quickly.

If you want to have sex, don't think about it, just be cool. If your gf asks "what do you want to do?" Do not say Sit on my face, or something. Say "I just want to cuddle and watch a show with you."

This is known as taking it slow. Girls need to be eased into sex, they need to feel as comfortable as possible.

Now that you're laying next to your qt watching an episode of Seinfeld, you can take it up a notch. Slip your hand into her pants and grab her booty, or kiss her forehead gently and massage her scalp.

Repeat this process while elevating the level of intimacy. After you can sense she is very comfortable with you grabbing her ass or kissing her, you can make an attempt to pull down her pants a bit so you can see the butt cheeks you're holding. If she doesn't pull her pants back up, or doesn't say no, she's most likely giving you the signal that she's enjoying what you're doing. Feel free to remove yourself from the cuddling position and begin foreplay.

This helped me in a 4 year relationship that started off with sex three times a day and dwindled to once a week. I played it cool, learned what my partner liked, and now our sex life is back to normal.

Always say "wow" when you see your girlfriend naked.

>>16932113
>Always say "wow" when you see your girlfriend naked.

This. And if you criticize the way your gf looks you should expect her sexual inclinations to tank if they haven't already.

I'm the guy that's been married 8 years, and after 8 years of being married to a girl that was hung up on her (objectively pretty awesome body) she is finally considering herself sexy. It's only taken me telling her that about 8,000 times, but literally in the last few months she's started to repeat it.

>>16932066
Yeah, dont Anon. I think I'm a fairly typical guy and we all have kicking about in our pathetic adolescent brains from time to time.

A few months ago the gf and I were watching some netflix; a threesome scene comes on.
"Aheh" I go in a contrived way, like, as a joke at my own arousal.
"I know, right?" she replies.
"Seriously?"
cue loooong discussion about it and,we're a decent looking pair, decide to try a club, see if anyone'll bite.

Gf brings back another girl. Awesome fun had, take it slow stay within boundaries we discussed, get dick sucked. Cuddle after.

A few weeks later
"We should do that again, anon".

I'm like "Ok, cool" hey it was fun.

But, its now a regular thing going to club, finding someone or calling up one of the girls. It's like I'm not enough for her anymore. I just want my gf back, I'm ACTUALLY tired of two women going down on me.

After last time I went and had a shower immediately after having to specify I did not want them joining me. I got out afterwards and caught myself, red-eyed staring in the mirror. Sat down on edge of the bath. Got on the floor. Walked the dinosaur.

>>16932144
dubs don't lie.

>>16931779
don't act grossed out by your own cum. If you do she'll take the hint and start being grossed out by it.

Let her kiss that shit all up in your mouth if that's what it takes.

>>16931834
And wtf is the point of this? It sounds obnoxious

>>16931779
mutual masterbation. its better than you think.