How the fuck would I ever think about getting a job? I have a gap in my employment that's like a year and a half maybe two years because of no car. I live in the middle of nowhere like backwoods as fuck country shit. I have almost no work experience I worked a few months at a Burger King and a grocery store and I was barely there. I went to high school but I dropped out of college. I'm 24
>>16923406
DO a functional resume and contact a placement agency
hey buddy im 25 and have no experiance what so ever, we are twin souls in this regard. I want you to find a job, I hope someone can help you somehow. Everybody tellsme jobs are about connections so if you have any friends or family that you are at least on speaking terms with then ask them if they could help you get a job, they may have a connection. I hope you get a job asap im really cheering for you bud.
Just fucking lie. Maybe teach yourself some shit like excel to put on your resume too
>>16924202
This. I lied about my first job as a financial analyst and got 2 friends to lie for references. Then taught myself excel and now I make 85k at an investment firm. That said I do have a worthless econ degree
>>16923406
if you really can't handle the normal resume grind you can always apply to a construction trade. they don't even ask for resumes you just turn in some info and do an interview and yay you have a shit job that you can get by with for 1-2 yrs while you fix whatever needs fixing and figure out what to do next