Dreaming of FFM
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>be about a year ago
>accidentally find gfs porn stash on her phone
>pic of sexy blonde girl naked solo
>the fuck
>she freaks the fuck out and takes phone from me
>starts hysterically freaking out telling me to get out and leave, explaining she has felt bicurious and just can appreciate a woman's body too
>try to calm her down, tell her I obviously don't think any differently of her (we're already about a year deep into the relationship at that point), and that I actually found it kind of hot that she liked it
>but fucking refuses to have FFM threesome MY FUCKING DREAM because she doesn't want to share me
>try to explain she would be the center of attention, she's not hearing it
>says she just couldnt do it
FUCK MY LIFE, you would think this would be the perfect opportunity to open the door to a ffm threesome, but no it's the fucking opposite apparently. Is there any salvaging this? Any ways of convincing her? My god it could be amazing if I could get her to explore her curiosity
you're so retarded, just because she has her own personal attraction to women doesn't mean she wants you involved in it
>>16856713
She said no.
Fuck off faggot.
>>16856719
yeah anon, just because her fetishes are fine and should be accepted doesn't mean yours should be.
>>16856713
shit lord.
She's a keeper. Threesomes ruin relationships and she knows that. If you can't live with this you should be break up so she could find someone who deserves her.
>>16856713
Well, you sort of timed that horribly.
You breached her trust by going on her phone without her permission and then immediately jumped to asking her to trust YOU in a very serious way.
Spend time making her feel comfortable with you, emotionally. Explore her fetish with her for a little bit. Maybe watch porn together. Work your way up to it.
Or just drop it, because it sounds like you're likely to fuck that up.
>>16856713
Yeah your life is so fucked, your dreams are shattered. Gee, I`m sorry to tell you this, but try to shoot for something easier, like a degree, a job, being successful in life, I don`t know...
Who needs her.
Doesn't she realize her body is there to serve you.
I mean you want the menage, so it's on her to change her values to meet her boyfriends wishes.
Tell her take a hike, and find someone who will respect your lack of boundaries.
* obvious sarcasm *
>>16856713
why is ffm your dream? you have one cock so whats the point of two girls at the same time?
also there's nothing wrong with your fetish but it was probably a very bad idea to spring it on your girlfriend while she was clearly uncomfortable and a little panicky. the perfect time to bring up your fetish isn't when your significant other is feeling embarrassed about theirs. you should at least apologize and probably not bring it up again unless she starts feeling adventurous about sex.
also be glad that she doesn't want to share you. sounds awesome to have someone like that (unless she's weird about it and doesn't let you talk to people)
also dont let your cock do the thinking. you wont die if you never get to experience your fetish.
jesus man you sound like an american pie character
>>16856713
Midna?
There's a massive difference between her looking at porn and her wanting to have a FFM threesome, you autistic fuck.
Are you even mature enough to comprehend this?
Not every bisexual is into non-monogamy, shitheads.
>>16856713
>has an attraction to girls completely unrelated to and separated from the attraction to her boyfriend
>boyfriend goes through her phone and then wants to fuck another woman in response to it
>surprised she freaks out
Yeah you're retarded OP.
>>16856978
> have a fucking sexual orientation that I hide from boyfriend
>boyfriend finds the nudes of people that I am attracted to on my phone (not him lol cuck cluck cluck)
>boyfriend for some reason doesn't beat me with a belt and then shoot our kids and commit a triple murder homicide
>still gives him shit to push to him to the brink?
>>16856989
She's got porn on her phone, it's not really his business, and certainly not an invitation to fuck another girl in her presence. Bisexual doesn't mean polygamous.
what kind of retarded faggot pushes his girlfriend for a FFM threesome
she should push you for a cuckolding session desu, you fucking idiot
I swear none of you shitheads value what you have.
OP, you have a gorgeous girlfriend and your relationship is probably fine. Fuck off with your depraved fantasies and enjoy what's yours while it lasts. Porn is a fantasy and you should be able to tell the difference between fantasy and reality you fucking ungrateful little shit.
>>16856989
>cuck meme
>imagines realistically resorting to nigger violence
Enjoy your future jail cell you degenerate piece of dog shit.
BUT IT'S MY FUCKING DREEEAM THOUGH!
IT'S MY FUCKING DREEEAM TO FUCK TWO GIRLS AT ONCE!
AND IF I CAN'T HAVE MY DREAM OF FUCKING TWO GIRLS AT ONCE I'LL BEAT HER AND SHOOT MY KIDS!
Kill yourself, OP.
Counter attacks with gay porn.
>>16856989
>sexual orientation
>felt bi curious
Pick one dipshit...
Put fier on her.
You went through her phone. She has every right to breal up with you over that.
Also, since when were you entitled to an FFM threeaome? Your girlfriend clearly doesn't want to do that. Find another girlfriend, or accept that this isn't going to happen.
>>16856713
My wife was the same way. We were married two and a half years, together for almost eight before she was ready. We probably do it once or twice a year at this point, depending on opportunities. You just have to wait for her to be ready.
>>16856713
>gets this buttblasted about not having a threesome
My sides
>>16856726
You know there is a massive difference between having a fantasy for something and actually Doing it, right?
>>16857814
He'll find out. The first one is always a shitshow.
>>16856713
Lol at all these cuckolds ITT.
Is your girlfriend 15 or something?
If she's 20+ and still so immature that she doesn't want her partner to enjoy himself unless it's exclusively her touching him than I suggest dumping her for a real woman.
Alternatively, go out clubbing and drop some MDMA and when you're both rolling, make her dance with some other girl and take it from there.
