A qt just asked me me to be her bf. A bro of mine told me to say this to her and kiss her immediately afterwards. What do you think? Recommend any improvements?
>Listen Anonette. I love the time we spend together, we always have a great time. However you need to know that I am not the person jumps into relationships; I feel too many people do that and they end up ruining everything. That is the last thing I want to happen to us.
>The main reason I feel this way is because when I commit to a relationship; I go all out. I don't half-ass it; and I dont want to fuck around. Until I feel I could give the commitment our relationship deserves, I just want to continue having a great time together. Okay?
That is terrible. Rule one is never talk about the relationship.
>>16796654
>"sure"
>make out
That speech is fucking gay btw.
You full out type of guy huh? Prove it with your actions. Words are most of the time, temporary feel good things that don't actually matter unless tested.
>>16796654
Don't say lines retard.
What the god awful he'll are you trying to tell this poor girl?
>>16796664
kek.
But yeah OP that's shit. It sounds rehearsed as fuck and fake as fuck. Yeah some girls eat it up, but you set a standard for yourself that's too high and at the same time you're dicking the girl around. Just say the last clause of the last sentence there ("I just want to continue having a great time together") and that labels don't matter.
And then you are free to talk with her about whatever specific line-item relationship things you need (probably: are we exclusive?), but you're not giving her this b.s. "I go all out" tripe.
lying to women is a dick move bro, and it doesn't work because what you say in a relationship is irrelevant - it's what you DO.
>>16796690
That's why I'm here. I want to tell her that I'll do whatever a bf does, but I don't want to jump into a 'formal relationship.'
>>16796664
>Rule one is never talk about the relationship.
That's also Rule two
>>16796654
You want to know how I know you are an inexperienced virgin?
That monologue is the most autistic thing I have seen, on /adv/ no less, all day. Seriously. That alone should be enough to make you reconsider your life.
>>16796732
So you're excited but scared. You're thrilled.
Say that you're thrilled. Take it from there.
Also stop obsessing over what you call your 'committed relationship'. Who cares.
>>16796732
>I want to tell her that I'll do whatever a bf does
Then why does it matter what titles you give each other? It's not like you have to file it with corporate and fill out an extra tax form for her.
>>16796654
Get less technical and too the point, shes not gonna try to kiss you so just do casual and just have a relationship, stop listing to idiots.
You dont have to say shit there is no problem you are making one, stop worring about weird bullshit like this
>>16796690
>>16796664
>>16796676
>>16796708
Don't blame me, blame my bro. He gave these shitty lines.
I need advice on how to convey the same message without coming off as an autistic jerkoff.
>>16796744
It doesnt matter if hes a virgin or not, but planning out a confrontation to a problem in a relationship thats not there is pretty weird.
There is no problem
>>16796654
What you mean she asked for you to be her boyfriend?
You are not married with her and plan to see and hang witheachother!!!???
Bro that's haram bro for real!!!!
You can marry her but there is no dating or thouching b4 that.
Save yourself from the hellfire bro.
Just ask her to marry you, if she does not want that, than breake all contact cause than you know that she is a ho. She would want to do all kinds of nasty stuff to you like you see in porn and what not, she wants and will drag you to the hellfire with her.
Save yourself brother.
Marry her or stay far away from her.
You can marry at any local mosque. No problem bro.
Be smart and the better person.
Don't give in to cheap trick and lust.
SAVE YOURSELF BROTHER...SAVE YOURSELF!!!!
>>16796812
>>16796791
It's called avoiding future problems you dipshit.
>>16796654
Hahahahahah!
Also, hahahahahahahahahahah!
So, did you just duck out when she asked you to confer with your friend and the internet? Or did you already give her an answer and you're just looking to amend it in unnecessary detail?
In conclusion, hahahahahahahahahahahahah!
>>16796894
Online messaging you retard. You can afford a few day's delay. Going to talk to her tomorrow.
>>16796919
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Thanks, OP.
>>16796919
She probably has other guy by now, that's just how hoes are
>>16796894
See this: >>16796780
