The Utz Girl
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I am in need of help! I am a young POC girl and I am in love with the Utz Girl. I can't help but buy a bag of Utz chips every time I'm in the grocery store. Sometimes I go in and don't even buy anything, just to look at her sweet sour cream colored skin and her 'ravish me' red dress. My parents do not approve because she is white, what am I supposed to do?? Not being able to have her would burn my heart to a crisp!
No salt in my thread, this is serious!
Got yourself a waifu, do ya?
Why not try suicide.
This is joke, correct?
>>16736867
No, I'm serious. I've eaten so many Utz chips I'm at risk for heart disease. My doctor tells me to stop but I can't. I feel like that would be betraying her.
>>16736886
If you saw a guy pouring salt into a bag of utz would that be NTR?
>>16736846
MODS This is a thinly disguised advertisement. Ban it.
>>16736921
I honestly get really jealous when I see other people with her. My thoughts mash together and my brain gets fried
>>16736846
POC?
Is that like PACman?
Is this some kind of wierd foreign expression for asians or what??
>>16737017
People of Color
>>16737088
The site you're looking for is tumblr. It can be found in a simple google search.
>>16737017
It stands for Picker of Cotton.
>>16736985
This. No fucking clue what UTZ is and what kind of retard would name a chips brand that
>>16737088
So that's what? Asians and Indians?
They have yellow and red faces, so I guess it makes sense. Seems a bit racist though
You guys don't understand me. This isn't a phase this is me now. You'll never understand because you're not me and you haven't gone through what I've been through
>>16737484
I'm eating utz right now. Bbq flavor. I like to split the bag open and lick all the good stuff out of every corner when I'm done ;)
>>16737484
Write her a letter. Tell her she should change her name from utz to putz.
>>16736846
If this isn't a joke please consider suicide. As a medical professional it's the only option you have.
>>16737558
What 'medical professional?' I bet you're just a dentist or a veterinarian #rekt
>>16736846
new memes are still bad memes
>>16737931
All memes are good memes
