Is it wrong to ask a married milf you know to hook up?
We talk all the time, I've known her for 7 years, she's 10 years older than me.
What will happen, will she stop being my "friend"?
Do it.
Do it for jeb.
9 times out of 10 you will make things awkward and probably ruin the friendship forever. There is that 1 chance she'd be down for it though.
>>16681475
Will she be offended that I even asked because I know she's married?
>>16681479
Assuming her marriage isn't shit, yes she would be offended and it would make things awkward at the very least.
>>16681475
This only applies when you're a 1/10 on the attractiveness scale.
>>16681457
Let's use empathy! What sort of inferences can be drawn from you asking her to "hook up"?
>you're sexually attracted to her
>you think her husband is a cuck
>you think she's the kind of person who would cheat on her husband
Would any of these things offend you, if you were in her shoes?
>>16681457
Why would you want to be friends with a milf unless you got to put things inside her?
>>16681522
Nah, not really.
>>16681530
Well years ago she thought her husband was cheating and I asked her "Why would he cheat?" and she said, "Why does anybody cheat?"
Now I think she was implying the cheating is just a common thing all people do.
>>16681539
I don't think that's what she was implying at all.
Well I did it /adv/, waiting for reply
I hope you've convinced me to do the right thing
>>16681588
I hope this is bait. We've been telling you *not* to do it.
>>16681588
ib4 she tells her husband and he comes over to beat the shit out of you
>>16681609
He doesn't know where I live
Also he doesnt like her talking to other guys or having friends, but she still talks to me anyway without him knowing.
>hey bebbeh, I know you're married but you seem like a total whore. Wanna fuck?
How could she possibly take this the wrong way
>>16681588
kek, is this b8. Tell us exactly what you said.
Ideally you would just ask if she wanted to meet you for a drink.
GOD DAMMIT /ADV/
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ME INTO
>>16681588
I hope you didn't just ask her if she wanted to fuck. You have to be more subtle and lower her inhibitions so she won't feel like a piece of shit for intentionally banging another dude.
>>16681614
Well I did it, I swear it's not b8
I did it for Jeb
No response yet guys
What is she thinking?
>>16681914
she's probably waiting for you to bust in wearing nothing but a thong, bowtie and tuxedo cuffs
a text is hardly sufficient here
>>16681982
It was an email
>>16682021
give us a transcript
>>16681457
Tell us what you wrote dipshit. Screenshots would be nice.
Otherwise go fuck yourself. Hate ppl who brag about shit and dont even share the fun
>>16682106
I said, "Do you want to hook up?" and attached a gif of drake, not even joking
>>16682110
Dude you're in. Make us proud :')
