I'm likely gonna get a chance tomorrow, what do?
>>16622184
If male: put your penis in her vagina. If female: put his penis in your vagina. Do you need more detailed instructions?
>>16622184
Take your socks off at the same time as your pants. Don't skimp on foreplay. CONDOMS!
>>16622184
Make sure you don't use a condom and unload your seed deep between her sugar walls. Balls deep if you can help it.
>>16622184
First time is messy and not that great for close to everyone.
I'm sure you've watched porn, you know how secks works, don't try anything too hardcore or weird and you'll be fine.
>>16622184
No protection, blow your load inside her in thirty seconds, get her pregnant, marry her, her job to support her and child, have more children, grow to resent them while wondering what your life could have been, have an affair, get divorced, lose half of all your shit and see your kids less often, drink heavily, lose job, watch her remarry and your kids grow up thinking of you as a complete failure, manage to get her to sleep with you and blow your load in thirty seconds again as well as ruin her new marriage and get her pregnant one last time.
>>16622184
finger her anus while doggy-style fucking her till she shit-wipe whole room and your hand. Blame her for being bizzare and threat her you will tell everyone if she ever find someone else for intercourse. Secure yourself fucking doll for certain time. steal her purse sometime, while seeing her.
>>16622184
It's the top hole, that's the one you put it in, the top hole. The clit is between the butthole and the vagina, rub that with your knuckles like you're giving her an upside-down noogy. Hug her firmly the whole time while crying and telling her she's really pretty and that you love her.
>if dude
Use lube. Don't be too serious.
>if girl
Bring lube, he probably won't have any.
>>16622184
OP, I lost my virginity two days ago and have had sex 3 times since
first things first, make out for a good 10 mins get her in the mood
start kissing lower and more lower and more lower
eat her out a little
get her dripping
then ask if shes ready, and if yes take out the condom
she may put it on you, or you on her
find the hole, go slowly
it hurts her at first
go slow
then faster
then find rythm
then sex
>>16622184
Don't talk too much before and during it, apart from giving good compliments. So many guys talk their way out of sex because they are nervous. Act mature and take control of the situation. Rule of thumb, if she wants to stop you from doing something, she will. Just go with it.
Some people are saying dont skimp on the foreplay, but Im saying ram it up there as soon as you get the opportunity. Once you are in, you can always cuddle and have sex again aterwards. Mai thing is getting your dick up there, after that it's easier to negotiate a return.
>>16622184
Whatever you do do not pee in her butt
>>16622480
HAHAHA OMFG
>>16622184
Cry
Do nothing but cry
>>16622184
Relax your Anus.
>>16622321
>or you on her
If you're putting the condom on the girl, you've done something wrong
>>16622184
foreplay:
>Rubbing, scratching, grabbing and biting are all fair game, but try to get a feel for how rough she wants it
>finger every couple minutes to gauge moistness
>work your way from one area to the next and don't backtrack
oral:
>If you can get her to cum before you insert, its best for everyone
>hold off on eating her out, but tease at it. Work your way down, bite her thighs, tug at her panties. Grills get off on the anticipation.
>DONT stick your tongue in her puss, nobody actually likes that
>DO find her clit, under a hood at the top of the vag. This is where the majority of your attention should go (sucking, tongue lashing, biting etc.)
>if you feel a need to focus on the vag itself, use your middle finger and curl it up while you're inside her (alternate between this and sucking her clit, don't try to do them simultaneously or you'll lose your rhythm)
>if she starts convulsing, try to match her rhythm
>don't stop until she's cumming (if you're not sure, just ask her)
Insertion:
>bring condoms and lube
>keep it simple: missionary, doggy and cowgirl are all you need
>try not to put too much weight on her
>>16622646
Or this is getting really interesting.
Take things slow definitely fore play everything will follow thru
>>16622646
You realize there are female condoms, right?
>>16622810
they're significantly less common than male condoms though
>>16622480
Do you have a story?
>>16623286
I believe that's how the babies are made
>>16623332
Always wondered how was babby formed.
>>16622480
Accidentally pissed in a girls mouth during a bj once. Told her it was precum. She believed me.
>>16622707
This guy know his/her shit.
In addition to that, here are few areas that are particularly sensitive: ears, neck, spine, inner upper arm (punch yourself there and you'll see how sensitive it is if you don't believe me), palms, collar bones, chest, ribs, belly button, together with the hips and the waist, inner thighs, feet.
A gentle touch or a kiss in these areas, maybe even just a whisper in his/her ear can yield great results. Remember to stimulate these areas even after you finished foreplay.
make sure the balance of work is fair.
my first time was in a really shitty apartment bed and we're both tall (she's 5'10" i'm 6'5') so we had to bend our backs a lot to make things work.
don't let her do the work for more than 10 minutes without switching it up.
Bring your mum
How do you put a condom on without losing your boner?
>>16623947
Fuck Hot Chicks
Mature Anon here
All this advice for first time sex is hilarious.
> I just ask my wife if she wants to sit on it.
>No foreplay.
>She sucks on it for 3-4 min to get me hard and her wet.
>I bend her over and pound her for 15 min
>Cum in her mouth
>I fall asleep and she plays Sims on her phone
All I see in this thread is work and trying to please the female. Get an education, a real job, don't date till you're at least 28, find a chick that respects you, pay the rent, and you'll never have to do any of this bullshit "advice".
>>16622646
It should stretch comfortably to fit over her chin. She may struggle a little, but as long as you bound her hands properly it should remain in place throughout.
