>at strip club
>sit down
>tall, blonde girl (23) approaches
>she starts talking to me
>she asks me if I want go to a private room
>don't know what to say
>I just agree
>she takes me into the private lap dance room
>she says "what do you want me to do"
>I say "i don't know"
>she puts a handkerchief on my pants and starts dancing
>she grabs my hands and puts it on her ass
>she starts slapping her own ass
>she says "do it"
>I do it
>she puts her breasts in my face
>she says "do you want to take things further"
>I say "what?"
>She says "i want to suck your dick"
>i refuse
>I don't tell her it's because I'm afraid of stds
>I start going limp because she's rubbing her bare pussy on my pants and the handkerchief fell off
>she says it again
>"wouldn't you love to have my mouth on your dick?"
>I tell her "I don't know"
>she dry humps me the whole time while doing other things
>she keeps asking me to grab her, because I'm sitting there frozen most of the time
>I was scared
>I tell her I'm finished, I pay her and leave
>go back and sit down
>I feel so scared that I might have herpes now or aids or something
>it's because she was also fingering herself on her barepussy and was touching me after the fact
>continue sitting
>I order a beer and drink it
>a minute later
>another girl approaches, an attractive black girl, whose tall and mixed looking
>she asks me what im doing and what im up to
>she's making small talk
>she says "you look so sad and down"
>I tell her "I'm fine"
>I was probably looking sad because I was afraid I caught something
>she says "do you want to do anything"
>I just say "I have no money , I didn't bring much"
>she runs her fingers through my hair and walks away
>anyway I drink my beer while glancing at the dancer on stage
>I actually find the dancer really attractive
>she looks like jennifer beals or tony montanas sister from scarface, really attractive and really fit and obviously around my age
>she finishes pole dancing
>I'm too scared to approach her because i'm too intimidated
>after she's done dancing she walks up to my table in the corner and starts talking to me
>I can't believe it
>I forgot what she said, but she talked to me for about a minute and I told her frankly that I only had 60 bucks left and I don't know what that meant to her
>and she said "it's my first day here too, ill give u a handjob and a blowjob"
>so I followed her
>she keeps telling me its her first time too while I'm in the booth with her
>I trust her because she seems absolutely shy jsut like me
>she starts giving me a handjob
>it's obvious its her first time ever giving a handjob because she's doing it too hard and really tugging on my foreskin
>I'm in a lot of pain
>I kindly tell her that I would like it slower and softer so I wouldnt hurt her feelings
>she keeps giving me a handjob
>I intially refused her blowjob
>I agree to the blowjoshe keeps giving me a handjob
>I intially refused her blowjob
>I agree to the blowjob
>she blows me for a minute
>I feel guilty because it's her first time and I tell her to stop and just continue with the handjob
>I actually feel like leaving because i feel uncomfortable and just let her have the money and leave
>I told her I'm done but she didnt understand, so she started grinding on my baredick instead
>my fear kicks in again for stds
>She gets into this position (pic related) and starts dry humping slowly
>she puts her cheek to my cheek and we're locking heads, wh ile she's huggin my head with her other arm
>she seems very passionate and I stare at our reflection in the black wall and think about how great we look together and how romantic this moment sort of is, even though I don't really feel anything for her but I find her really attractive and genuinely cute
>she asks me what my favorite sex position is and I respond
>missionary
>because of memes
>she asks me if I like it rough or normal
>I respond "normal" even though I always watch rough porn
>I zip up my pants and tell her that it was great and hug her and leave
>she tells me to try and stay out of trouble and that I'm a good guy
>I go back downstairs and sit down
>girl I had just danced with sits a table away from me and I see her sometimes looking at me
>another girl approaches this time it's a middle eastern girl
>she asks me if I want to have a good time
>I tell her I literally have no money
>she then just asks if she could just sit at my table instead
>I let her
>she makes small talk with me
>she asks me if I would fuck her
>and I didn't know how to respond like it was a trick question, but I said I would
>she continued making small talk but left after 10 minutes
>then the first girl tall blonde girl who approached me, approached my table again
>she asked me how I was
>she asked me if any other girl sucked my dick
>I said "I can't answer that" she said "that means some girl sucked your dick"
>I go quiet
>she asks me if I would like her company again
>I tell her I wasted all my money
>she says "oh that's a shame, did you have a good time"
>I tell her "yeah"
>she walks away
I think all I can offer you here is story telling advice
If you're not going to ask questions I'll ask you one, where is this club?
>>16616742
Sorry I wrote this off the top of my head really quickly. I never read it over.
The problem with doing it that way I discovered was that half way into itI noticed that I left out some important details for the upcoming plot points. And so I had to tell you that something had happened earlier.
I also feel that I included too many minor details.
>I was worried I got aids or herpes
You're fucking retarded.
Hot story bro
>>16616757
the dialog is a little confusing
well you could get tested for diseases if that's you worry. other than that, it seems like all these interactions could be improved by simply being more straightforward. say or do what you want, don't ever assume someone will "just know." at least not a hooker
Op, why would you go on /adv/ and make up such an awful fucking story?
>>16616712
Never been to a strip club. It was nice reading about your experience.
>>16616781
>Never been to a strip club
They are literally nothing like what was in op's post.
>>16616770
>>16616784
>>16616770
OP here
Come to Canada
I don't know what its like in your country
there is no strip club like this in the usa
>>16616786
There is no strip club like that in Canada either. Go to bed, faggot.
Yeah, I never been to a club before but have heard the occasional girl come on to the guy but every girl? Give me a break. You seemed paranoid maybe overly so but maybe that's better if this club operates that way.
>>16616871
The only reason the girsl were approaching me because i was the only 20 year old there. I looked around and every other guy there was 45-75 years old literally.
>>16616927
Why would they approach a kid when they could approach a man who almost definitely will pay better? If you're going to make shit up, at least make it believable
>>16616712
Wow Uh... Way to not have fun at a strip club. I can understand the not wanting to get your dick sucked part but shit man at least grab some of that ass and titties. Relax a little...
>>16616961
It makes my day when I get passed up by strippers because I don't look like I have a lot of money to spend. I'm wearing basketball shorts and a sweatshirt most of the time yet I have between 500 and 1000 in my pocket waiting to spend it on a girl willing to engage me. Most of the time I end up sitting around for 40 minutes until one of them eventually talks to me because they find it odd that I've sat there for so long.
When our dances are done they always end up saying "I should have talked to you sooner!"
>>16616993
What's your point?
>>16616995
That looks don't mean shit in a strip club.
>>16616996
What, just because you personally have money? Are you telling me that if you were a stripper, you would seriously look at a 20 year old and a 40 year old and come to the conclusion that the 20 year old has more money?
>>16617000
Nice trips friend. Don't worry about that anon though, he's just showing off, the fucker
>>16616742
>>16616712
lol I liked it
felt like I was reading some blog or whatever. pretty funny actually because you kept getting approached while you where just like wtf am I doing here
>>16616712
Wrong board >>>/r9k
If a sober observer where watching i have the biggest feeling nothing like this happened lol
When OP says 'strip club' I think he means crack house
op tell me more
>>16617722
Nah they do this at some lower class strip joints. It's disgusting.
If it's an all nude (no bottoms) strip club it's probably not a quality club. If touching is allowed (in the VIP is a different story) it's not a quality strip club. If the girls aren't objectively attractive, in terms of being a stripper, it's a shit club. If they don't play mostly 80's rock music it's a shit club... okay that last one is just a personal preference.
>>16616996
>going to a strip club that doesn't have a dress code
>not even once
>not seeing loads of luxury cars in the parking lot
>not even once
>>16618960
Enjoy your overpriced sluts, friend.
>>16619041
Enjoy being poor.
>muh $500-1000 in pocket tho
>too scared to spend money
>yeah poorfag detected
Who the fuck carries around that much spending cash anyway?
>>16618949
Quit making shit up. In Los Angeles you have to not serve alcohol in order to be all nude, all of the famous strip clubs around here all full nude and dry.
I do agree though with the sex stuff. If chicks are just walking up to you and offering to fuck the club is probably just a front for an actual prostitution business.
>>16619060
I go to strip clubs probably two or three times a month and spend anywhere between that amount each time. I'm not afraid to spend money, friend, since I have so much disposable income. I'd hire whores but my city is a sex trafficking hub for the state and cops run that shit.
Anyway, despite your dress code and fancy cars there are plenty of banging hot girls that work at normal strip clubs. The only real difference is that there are more ratchets and less hot chicks.
>>16619062
>Los Angeles
It varies by city and state, and some places do not operate within the law anyway and they're probably shit clubs.
I don't go to all nude strip clubs anyway because half the reason I'm there is to drink. I'm fine with seeing just tits. If I can't drink at a strip club then yes it actually is a shit club.
>>16616712
Stripper here
OP's story sounds legit, but like a shady ass placed. I worked at 2 clubs, both of which were really "high class" joints, served food, sold cigars, dress code for the customers, etc.
at one of them you couldn't get away with touching a girl, even in private.
At the other I saw girls give blowjobs all the time in VIP/private. Guys would straight up ask you if you were "fun" or not. The "fun" girls kinda stuck together, they were mostly older, fatter, or just super jaded from being there too long. They were usually mean, stupid, and catty.
P.S. I was a fun girl, sometimes, but I kept to myself.
19 years old, most beautiful girl in the club. Came from a good family, mentally stable, I go to a nice university, this semester I made dean's list.
I would give handjobs because seeing dicks has no effect on me and you makes lots more money, plus I despise idle chit chat.
I would give blowjobs only to customers that I knew were clean, like one of my regulars, this Chinese businessman who had been a virgin. He didn't even know how condoms work, but to protect himself from std's (during lapdances lol) he would come into the club wearing a condom over his flaccid dick.
Also too much cocaine, alcohol, and peer pressure and you'll get carried away, especially if you're a young impressionable teen.
Luckily I broke free, made a shit ton of money then I actually met my now-fiance there. He took me to VIP, we couldn't resist each other given the already overtly sexual environment, plus genuine flirting/attraction, plus alcohol. We straight up started fucking, and then (he was polite enough to wait until we were done) the bouncer led me to the back where I was fired. Then I moved in with him. Our first child is due soon.
>>16619062
I disagree, the desperation is real. A lot of coke whores in strip clubs.
Some guys that I would approach would be like "omg this girl just straight up offered to blow me is that normal"? I would answer no to try and save face for the club. But it's really common, I guess some places are just more subtle than others.
>>16619096
>fun girls were older, fatter, jaded
>i was a fun girl
>but i was the most beautiful fatter, jaded girl
>i made the dean's list
>met my fiance
>having baby with a patron
>blah blah keep lying to yourself
story sounds legit now.
>>16619095
Well at Bare Elegance they give handjobs through your clothes, or skin-to-skin if you're attractive. I guess people are into that.
>>16616712
Wow... you sure you weren't at a brothel?
This makes my craziest club story seem tame by comparison, I don't even want to tell it anymore, but the short version is that I went to a club with my bi female friend and a stripper hotdogged me to climax while my friend sucked her tits and worked her clit in the vip room.
It has been pretty awkward between us since then, a bit of sexual tension. Thinking back, I am probably extremely lucky I didn't get the herp or something.
>>16616993
We avoid guys wearing basketball shorts because it usually mean they're trying to get more feeling out of the dance. Also when they cum it seeps right through the mesh which is disgusting. Only niggers and mexicans wear basketball shorts to strip clubs.
By doing that you are not proving some grand point, you are just ensuring that you will not get approached by a decent girl. Judging by looks (to a certain extent) is important, people that do it are smart, you are just attracting the desperate ratchet girls. Just a pointer.
>>16619110
Fat virgin nerd here. My favorite strip club that I go to gives out at most handjobs. Even though I'm fat and ugly I guess I manage to sweet talk the hot girls into giving me skin to skin handies. They have very strict rules about blow jobs and fucking though. They recently purged a bunch of girls who were doing that so nobody does it ever since I started going.
Yes I know they don't actually like me and only want me for my money. I may be fat ugly and slightly autistic but I'm not dumb. I still manage to get them all to treat me well.
>>16619122
Well Uh.. I've been doing that for over two years now and all of the hot girls end up approaching me. They never have any problem making me cum they just ask that I tell them so they don't get any on them. I am neither a nigger nor a spic. Just a white dude. It's cool. You don't have to like me. Some of the girls don't but it doesn't concern me because the ones that do are all I need.
>>16619108
>>16619096
OP HERe
none of the girls were fat or old, absolutely none
They were all young 20 somethings that were super fit. No stretch marks, c section scars, or old women. I don't know where this idea comes from. But it's obviously from people that have never been to a strip club before.
I don't know why you guys don't believe me. I guess in the united states you don't have sexy s trippers like they do in canada.
I don't know what kind of strip clubs you guys have been to. If I walked in and it was all fat old women I woul have 360'd out of there.
Yes, there is coke there from what I heard, since one guy asked me, and another girl was talking to another guy about getting it.
Anyway, definitely not my scene and I'm definitely not going back
>>16619148
Where the fuck is this? Please tell me it's in Montreal
>>16619108
It doesn't need to sound legit, it just is. You can't make up shit like that. Why would you want to? What would I gain from doing that. If you think I'm lying why would you even waste your time responding?
I have a really crazy, awesome life. Just sharing some of my experiences because very few people could say they've experienced the same.
This was my first semester making dean's list, btw. I was with an emotionally manipulative ex all other semesters who was all anti-college, thought I was wasting my time, wanted to liberate me, basically terrible influence who was jealous of my really privileged life and wanted to bring me down to his level. He was the one who introduced me to the strip club (trying to get me to make money since he was unemployed), I was really adventurous so I was down to try, also didn't have Friday classes so I would work Fri-Sun (day shifts) then drive the 2 hours back to my college town.
My fiance is a workaholic, would work his ass off then drive 2 hours every weekend to city where strip club was. He's very attractive, so he'd always have no problem picking up the prettiest girls, bring them back to his hotel, rinse repeat. When he saw me, he recognized that I was different. You can't fake class. He's from a good family too. He took responsibility for me getting fired, bought me a BMW, I moved in with him, and became pregnant several months later. Then when he found out he proposed to me. I'm sure a lot of people thought I got pregnant on purpose because he's really wealthy and attractive. I'm sure it crossed his mind, but he could see that I was genuinely upset. At first I wanted an abortion, but he ended up changing my mind. We're really happy now, like to the point where it makes other people roll their eyes. Strip club love story~
I know my life is far from typical, but why on earth would I waste my time making this shit up?
>>16619148
I said fatter, whales can't actually find jobs at decent places. To me fatter is what a lot of American guys call "thick". It's considered the normal/average body type here, which is sad.
Also old is a relative term as well, I was 19 when I started working, so to me all the girls in their late 20's or into their 30's were old.
Also I worked day shift, which is a huge thing that I forgot to mention. So I guess a lot of moms worked day shift because mom duties.
I couldn't work night shift because Sunday night I had to go back to school and make it to my Monday classes, also because I earned more money that way. I had zero competition.
>>16619148
Most people on 4chan live in the shitter parts of the US. It makes sense that they would have never seen a hot stripper considering the fact that everyone where they live is fat and gross.
>>16619136
Hot is a relative term, but I'm glad you get what you want. It seems like you are proving the stereotype true though, trying to get more feeling out of a lap dance. Any girl that would ask you to warn them before you cum does not sound like a decent respectable girl. Which detracts from hot points in my book. I'm aware this all sounds really fucking hypocritical since I said I would give handjobs in VIP earlier. But I would never do shit not in VIP. Making you cum during a lap dance? Do you mean on the floor? That's fucked up, because where I worked a lap dance was $10. I would charge $300 for a VIP with a handjob, the VIP lasted 30 minutes, I would make sure and waste a lot of time so that they'd have to buy another 30, especially if they wanted to cum. So that's usually $600 per customer, just for touching their dick, pretending to like them then washing my hands afterwards. Making a guy cum from a dance is a lot more work for a lot less money.
>>16619211
>You can't fake class.
Yes, yes you can. Never been to college?
Not trying to be a dick but most people don't equate class with selling your body for money. Most people look down on "legitimate" dancers as well.
>>16619261
>That's fucked up, because where I worked a lap dance was $10.
Geez, where do you live?
Also, thanks for the tip on the private dances. Funny thing is that if a girl wastes her time then asks for another dance I have always just left. I never even thought about paying for another dance in order to cum; I just thought "well that was lame" then left to go do something else.
>>16619257
lol I really wish I could post pictures of myself and derail this thread, but I have a fiance now and a baby on the way, guess my camwhoring days are up.
I'm from Atlanta btw. There were definitely hot girls at the clubs I worked at. Lots of average girls which you guys would probably consider 'hot' too. (Not trying to be condescending, just realistic. My standards are higher because I'm really good looking, by most definitions. But I can get an idea of what most guys like from what my nerdy male friends liked in highschool) The makeup and lack of clothing definitely helps. Plus alcohol.
>>16616712
Didn't you post this to /pol/ yesterday?
>>16619267
Sure, my family would be absolutely appalled and heartbroken if they found out. I never said it was a classy thing. But it's not black and white, you can be articulate and educated and have really good taste, exposure to all the finer things in life, but still seek out the grimy things.
I totally get what you're saying, but I guess what I mean by that is you can't fake you're whole upbringing. There are so many subtleties involved. I had to go to cotillion, had private violin lessons, came from a family of doctors, attended an expensive, mostly white college, the full shebang.
I can pretty easily distinguish whether girls came from a upper, middle, or lower class family. My fiance could tell just by the way I carried myself. You can fake posture, and conversational manners, but eventually one's true colors will show though. There are many subtleties.
>>16619261
Uh... It was always in vip. The dance is 150 for 30 minutes and the handjob was anywhere from 40 to 100 depending on the girl. I'm not going to argue with you over who had it better. I'm glad you got yours and I'm glad I'm getting mine.
>>16619307
>but still seek out the grimy things.
Selling your body isn't grimy, that's shear desperation. Most of those girls are low IQ addicts who couldn't write a coherent sentence if their lives depended on it. Same applies to the entire sex industry.
tldr; you're full of shit or insane
>>16619338
>Most of those girls are low IQ addicts who couldn't write a coherent sentence if their lives depended on it.
Sounds like women in general
>>16619338
I never said I sold my body, ohh you mean dancing is selling your body, I thought you meant prostitution. It wasn't desperate for me because I come from money and my parents would give me money if I asked for it. I just didn't like asking, I wanted to make my own because I felt guilty about spending their hard-earned money on weed and expensive makeup. Most of those girls were not very smart, but they came from poor upbringings, different circumstances could have produced different results. Maybe.
I'm not insane, but I'm definitely not normal. I was really shy and socially awkward (thanks sheltered upbringing) up until I started stripping. What better way to overcome shyness than to be naked in front of strangers? But I was never shy about that part...to me it's mind over matter. I just chose to not care. Of course I was nervous at first, but when I actually got on stage I felt kind of numb, like it wasn't real and I was just dancing in my room naked. The people looking at me, they just didn't seem like real people. If I had to give a presentation in class I would sweat and stutter because I cared about what they thought, and I wanted to impress them/do a good job. But in the strip club I didn't care what they thought about me, they didn't even know my real name. If I wanted I could make up a whole life story.
tl;dr it's easy to become detached in a strip club, probably the same with any sex work
>>16619412
Oh and handjobs, yeah I just felt nothing there, I could have been rubbing up and down on a chair leg or petting a cat. Totally detached, all the while faking a smile, pretending that doing this meaningless act even turned me on LOL
And I would make a ridiculous amount of money, for such little effort.
Afterwards I would just wash my hands, then dirty them again by counting my dirty ass stack of bills.
Holy shit guys? You're not honestly believing any of the shit this stripper anon is saying right? She's so full name of shit it's actually a little cringey
>>16619445
lol it's funny to me because I know it's all true, and the more I told you the more it would seem like a lie. My fiance's dad is a pastor. They're Russian immigrants. I'm really good at speaking foreign languages, which is why I'm considering dropping pre med and going into Lingusitics. I was a well-known 4chan camwhore when I was 15-17, if I told you my moniker you'd likely recognize it.
Answer me this, WHY would I be lying about any of this? That part just doesn't make sense to me.
>>16619476
What should I get from McDonalds you stupid useless bitch?
>>16619482
idk, my parents didn't let me eat fast food growing up. Or drink soda, except for Sprite on my birthdays. Sometimes after soccer practice they'd let me have an M&M Mcflurry. When I went away to college I tried fast food and didn't like it. Sorry. Get real food.
>>16619482
McDonald's kinda sucks. What other options are there?
>>16619500
Sprite is in
>>16619504
McDonalds doesn't suck ;(
Nowhere else is open since I live in the middle of nowhere
>>16619514
That sucks :(
There's a Taco Bell, KFC, Wendy's, McDonald's, Popeye's, Carl's Jr, Culvers, Whataburger, and like 10 other places to eat within like 5 miles of my house but it's only 8:40 here. Half those places are open late still though :)
>>16619514
they had soda at the dining hall, which was buffet-style. All you can drink Sprite. When I was a freshman I went overboard. My body wasn't used to all the processed sugar and it made me break out really badly, then I stopped
Occasionally I'll still crave it but luckily my fiance is really healthy (because he's from Russia, where they eat real food) so he keeps me in line.
>>16619525
>Whataburger
FUCK I MISS TEXAS
>>16619533
That's cool
Now post a sample of the goods Stripper
>>16619533
Man. I need to find a partner who'll help keep me in line. :(
>>16619556
For what purpose?
You die anyway may as well enjoy it
Fucking new age faggots 'n bunch of a limpdicked peter pumpers
>>16619556
It's amazing, having someone who encourages you to be your best, and wants to be their best for you as well. I really hope you find it, it's so fulfilling.
>>16619562
So I can share my passion of healthy living with someone who cares about themselves as much as they care about me.
Everyone I know is knee deep in disgusting lifestyles that get progressively worse over the years.
Even my family doesn't care about what they eat or do in their day.
I don't want to be bogged down by the activities of others, and I don't want my family to be lazy pricks who can't cook for themselves. I don't want my kids to be disappointed in me, and instead I want them to aspire to be greater than themselves. I want to be a rolemodel that they can love and challenge and try to be better than.
Besides I want to live a good life before I kick my bucket.
Tl;dr I care.
>>16619562
When I was unhealthy I did not enjoy life, I was depressed and spent all my time on the computer. I had a similar attitude to yours. Then when I became active and started cooking, going out more, etc. it's like I woke up from a daze and felt alive for the first time. You are the new age faggot, it is unnatural to have excess fat on your body and not be able to run from predators. When you become healthy you also re-awaken your natural instincts, become more alert, everything just has more depth, like you're on drugs. Natural high man. Yeah I know how I sound. I hope you find happiness.
>>16619587
lol faggot
>aspire to be greater than themselves
North Korean level indoctrination and internalization of progressivism
You're voting Hilary aren't you?
>>16619476
My dad is an executive at an oil company and my mom was a famous Broadway actress back in the 70s. I went to Yale and majored in bioengineering. I make around 400k a year and am otter mode as fuck.
Why would I lie about any of that though, right? There's no way people would lie on the Internet to make themselves look better. Especially so if their previous profession hinged on them being expert liars.
Fuck off.
>>16619605
I'm not fat though and I can probably outrun your genetically inferior ass
By the way, we have guns now so I can shoot "predators"
Furthermore we're the apex predators of the galaxy
Finally, being high is for degenerate faggots with low mental coping abilities
>>16619615
I'm not amerishit. :^)
>>16619587
My mom is obsessed with losing weight, and she calorie restricts and works her ass off but can't lose any. I wish I could help her but she won't listen to me. She eats shitty diet food (1 cup of Special K cereal with 1/2 cup skim milk for breakfast)....all that shit is just corn, most of the packaged food is corn. They are being fed corn like cattle. They don't cook for themselves anymore, they just eat processed shit.
When I met my fiance, I bought canned soup once because he was sick. He was shocked and disgusted, said it was bomb shelter food that people eat as a last resort because it was filled with preservatives, etc. (again, he's a Russian immigrant)
Ever since I met him I started cooking, it has changed my life. I was lazy and thought it would take so much effort to actually prepare your meals, but it doesn't. And if it does it's definitely worth it. Also much cheaper in the long run. I am 9 months pregnant but people didn't even notice a bump until I was 6 months. My OBGYN loves me because he has to deal with fat Americunts who think gaining a bunch of weight is acceptable (it's really bad for baby)
okay now I am just ranting about how shitty my country is, sorry
>>16619637
>implying whatever shit country you live in is better than America
>lol
>>16619615
>wasting your time with politics
if I gave a shit I'd vote Trump
>>16619645
this
>>16619641
If you don't like it go to Russia you traitor
>>16619631
Are you literally always on here you tedious little shitspammer? It's like every time I come to this board your posts are cluttering up the front page.
>>16619660
You mad faggot? Can't refute facts huh?
FEEL THE BERN
>>16619641
I hear you. Cooking is actually fun. You get to prepare the food to your liking, try new dishes, and decorate them like art.
>pic related, omelet
Guess I have to look for people who like living healthy lifestyles.
It's just a bummer because literally everyone besides a handful of people I know have horrible diets or routines. Like I'm the only one actively trying to make myself a healthier and happier individual.
Bah. I'll find someone who'll share my passion eventually. Thanks for the support, stripper anon. :)
>>16619645
I'm not playing your game, scum-troll.
Enjoy your 6billion, and rising, debt. :^)
>>16619631
Probably, because you are a man and I am a woman. Not to mention very pregnant.
I have top tier genetics, I am thin but have an hourglass shaped waist. All the American girls I've seen have spongebob bodies now. The shit they put in the food and medicine is changing our bodies and nobody seems to notice. They are distracting us with the big booty culture. Big tits and ass don't mean anything if you have a square waist. That is just my personal preference, I suppose. I am completely off-topic.
I agree with what you said about drugs.
Although I will probably want to try cocaine again in the future because that shit's unbelievably addictive. I haven't done any in over a year (and when I did do it before it was in tiny amounts for a short period of time, under 6 months) and yet whenever I see it's use depicted in movies, for example, I have intense cravings. Coke whore 4 lyfe
now let me preach to you about health some more
>>16619668
>Thanks for the support, stripper anon. :)
Only on a senegalese darts enthusiasts board...
>>16619668
Lol pic missing.
>>16619631
>Furthermore we're the apex predators of the galaxy
And how the fuck would you know that? Think to Earth is flat too mate?
>>16619683
kek
Every stripper I've known takes coke
How precious; at least you can cook
>>16619665
I don't even remember what this thread is about! I just saw your name and the post was predictably poorly written, unpleasant and unhelpful. You shitgobbler.
>>16619689
>mate
Australian shitposter detected
>>16619659
I won't because my fiance doesn't want to, he came here and made a shit ton of money just by working hard because in comparison Americans are lazy. He loves America. Land of opportunity. I bought him Doctorow's Ragtime for Christmas.
he bought me a 14k gold chain
he has a framed magazine with Putin on the cover in his bathroom
I can't make this shit up
>>16619694
>unpleasant
hashtag triggered fuck im literally shaking right now fucking shitlords
>>16619211
this is literally the backstory for Michael in GTAV people
>>16619694
So you're the shitposter now. You just came here to talk shit to pegasus without actually contributing to the OP...
>>16619691
yes, I picked the habit up at the strip club
it probably had meth in it
spengbab body
like a man
beautiful face though
stay positive
>>16619617
You don't believe stripper? While all the fact are potentially negligible, the (literary) voice of stripper seems authentic all throughout the posts. Otherwise, some hell of a trip lol.
the insight offered in this thread is so... unexpectedly fascinating. Anyone else find that?
>>16619704
I don't even know what that is but I'm assuming it's a video game because you said backstory
When my parents die I will write a book about my life. I wish I could do it now, I'd make so much more money since I'm young and pretty, but I would break my family's hearts. Also lose my inheritance. And my fiance's family would hate me because his dad's a pastor...also it would affect my career opportunities...my child would get bullied in school...okay never mind I will just stick to sharing my life with 4chan
>>16619617
I don't know why anyone would lie on the internet to make themselves appear better, because it doesn't actually make your life better. What difference does it make if someone thinks you went to Yale and are rich? Does that honestly bring people joy, just having a stranger think you have a nice life? I don't see how it would
When I was a stripper I would deceive men into thinking I was interested in them in order to make money. Lies with a purpose. Yet what would just talking about it do for me? And why would I lie about something so oddly specific...why would I admit to giving people handjobs when I know most people will be disgusted with me? I just want to provide some honest insight which I garnered from personal experience. I have nothing to gain, nothing to lose. (other than possibly helping people with said insight/perspective)
>>16619617
>>16619765
Quit samefagging lol
>>16619278
I somehow missed this post. If you're still here...Atlanta ( don't live there now but that's where I worked).
Most girls will give you what you want, especially if it's a sex act. There's a set price, and they want to get it over with. I was just really good at seduction and making people stay. Which is funny because I'm pretty terrible at conversation. Extremely socially awkward all throughout highschool.
A non-dirty VIP and they will always try and get you to stay longer. Our house moms give us tips on how to when you first start working. There's usually a house fee in VIP so they profit a lot from it too, and the waitresses profit since they will barge in constantly unless you tip them. Same with the bouncers, although at the club I worked at it was the girl's responsibility to pay off the bouncer for privacy, and the waitress too if the client didn't tip her well enough.
>>16619768
idgi
Are you implying that I wrote that post attacking myself? Holy mental
>>16616786
Lol what part of canada cause i can tell you my part has no such strip club
>>16619282
I lived there when I was in the military. Atlanta is a fucking fat farm,stop lying.
You definitely didn't need 4 separate posts for something you'd have summarized in one paragraph you complete dummy.
I have only been to 4 strip clubs. One of which was insanely high cost in nyc. But the CT ones are pretty much the same.
Why the fuck are you not telling us the name of this place? Because you are making this shit up. Thats why
>>16619823
Fat to me is what a lot of guys would call "curvy" or "thick". Maybe it's because I live in the SE so I'm accustomed to seeing fat people everywhere, but no, at the clubs I worked at they were not allowed. But I already said I worked at higher class joints. I did not work at black clubs, or at scummy places like Folly's, Mardi Gras, Tattletale's, Shooter Alley, etc. (trying to name all the popular ones, that should really narrow it down). Also I only ever worked day shift, night shift is a whole different animal so I can't say
Ft. Benning? I lived in Columbus
Alright, last time I'm coming back to this board for anything. let's get some results maybe
I'm not gonna go on the whole shpiel about how I met her and everything I kind of fucked up. All I need is some conversation starters. I want to get back into talking with her, but we've only really held a conversation once. Any way you guys know to get a reply? pic unrelated it's my dog
oh fuck sorry I'm on my phone did not mean to reply to this thread. but either way some support would be appreciated. gonna go post this as its own thread now
>>16619882
don't force it, if it's not meant to happen it won't. You are only torturing yourself
If she is not immediately reciprocative then move on. That is just my experience as a girl. I am either interested or not, it is really black and white (and few things in life are). You can't convince someone to be attracted to you, kind of attracted is as good as not being attracted at all. If she lost interest over something petty then she wasn't that interested to begin with. A lot of bitches will let themselves get trampled all over just because they like a guy. So unless you fucked up as in killed her dog, there's no point in trying to fix anything.
>>16616712
Jesus fucking Christ OP, what the fuck is up with the uprightness and tension? Can't you fucking relax for once and enjoy the sex? I'm the same age as you and I have never gotten laid in my life. I have also been to a strip club once and I never pulled any strippers (all of them were occupied with other guests).
You are an americunt though. Also why do we care if he is from Russia? They aren't even known for their food. In fact their known for lacking food and famine.
>>16616993
>It makes my day when I get passed up by strippers because I don't look like I have a lot of money to spend.
that sounds like a very fulfilling life
>>16619148
>360'd out
Idiot that means you did a circle and went inside the strip club. Go back to school.
>>16618949
In my area, the juice bars are the low class places and the dry full nude clubs are the good ones. Obviously there are exceptions, but not much.
>>16619095
Usually the full nude places are byob. They just can't serve.
>>16619533
Most of my family is from St. Petersburg and I can tell you that a lot of Russians eat garbage food nowadays. Maybe in the country you mean, but definitely not most cities now.
>>16622300
Whoa this thread is still here. Amazing.
Anyway fuck you. Talk about missing the point. Also, it makes sense that the stripper chick is some euro variant. They're always quite stuck up. If she was a Russian variant then I wouldn't be surprised at all. There's tons of Russians where I live and they're all huge stuck up haughty douchebags. They think they're better than everyone else even when they're painfully average at everything. Fuck Russians.
