>>16611859
You don't.

How so?

>>16611859
let spiders lay eggs in your ears so you combine dna

then you will be allowed in the deep web

>>16611872
Laying them in the anus would go even deeper web.

Any tips for deepweb in general? Any sort of precautions or good things to know?

Search on 420 chan or reddit

>>16611859
Dress as a spider and sneak into a police evidence room. Don't forget suction cups so you can hide on the ceiling.

What the fuck is a deep web?

>>16611859
there is a subreddit called darknetmarkets

go there and it has everything you need

>download tor
>go on darkweb subreddits to get adresses for several sites
>get bitcoin wallet
>buy coins with your bank account
>find reputable sellers to buy from
>rethink your life
>dont buy any drugs

>>16612437
>realize cheese pizza is better than drugs
>use deep web for that from now on

>>16611859
Don't do drugs. Done