Guys, I messed up.
>Be me on fancy date with gf of two years
>We finish our meals, shit was cash
>After I pay the bill, we go to leave, but I stop her
>"Hey babe, there's something I've been wanting to ask you."
>"What's up, Anon?"
>Get down on one knee
>"Oh my god! Is this happening!" m'lady exclaims as she starts to tear up
>Point at her shoes and yell "WHAT ARE THOSE!" pretty loudly
>She stormed out and walked home
>She hasn't texted me back in three days
Wat do, /adv/?
>>16611771
This has to be bait
>>16611771
Kek nice OP
Bitch can't handle humor
>>16611771
I hope this isn't bait.
For justice.
>>16611771
ahahaha, the only way out is to go buy a ring and convince her that you were actually going to propose and she left before you could go through with it
>m'lady
she dodged a bullet
>>16611771
If this isn't shit b8, then you really, REALLY fucked up. Girls do not take kindly to this kind of humor
>>16611935
kek
>>16612481
Maybe the girls you know mate
Some girls are actually cool
>>16612496
most girls would not be cool if their boyfriend decided to pull that kind of a prank on them
>>16612496
I'd be fine with it if we were at home. In public that kind of prank is extremely embarrassing. I'd be livid.
>>16611771
AHAHAHA, OP, if true you're a big dumb dumb!
Full salvage mode man. Flowers, serenades, the works. You go fight for her because she is pissed as hell.
