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How to bang a MILF
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So on Christmas Eve I had a run in with an 8/10 MILF, and, to make a long story short, I ended up getting her number (I didn't even ask, she did).
She's a yoga instructor and I helped her take pics for her Instagram (which she later uploaded, so apparently I did a good job).The poses she did had me going wild....
Anyways she seemed really fond of me and was pretty flirtacious (touching me and shit like that). The problem is I'm 18 so I don't have experience with MILF's/cougars. I'd really like to seal the deal on this one and fuck the shit out of her, but sadly I don't know what I'm doing so I had to come here.
I'm not scared to ask for what I want, so I'll take any advice given. I'm on vacation so I only have 3 more days to seal the deal. Help me out.

>pic related, our texts
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Guys I found this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YHuvpdaZ_E
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Pics?
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>>16604841
Good on ya, bruh!

Slay dat dragon.
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>>16604841
God her texting annoys me. But ask to meet up maybe and go from there. How old is she btw?
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The things with milfs are usually they like to drink. Ask her out for drinks and just talk. She will initiate the sex. Look for the clues, if she isn't too straight up (many are) and dont mention anything about a relationship until she does.
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Ask her to teach you some yoga poses? IDK
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tell us how did you meet her
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>I took photos of a milf in yoga poses
>not gonna share mind you

10/10
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>>16604856
My milf
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Milfs are girls too, just treat them well.

Also broaden your horizons because they come from a different generation.
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