So does this mean I'm dying like he fuck why is my poo this green ?
>>16603113
Had some badly baked space cake recently?
Something you ate. Probably something healthy.
>>16603123
I fucking wish would make me feel a bit better ha ha it's soooo fucking green
you could use it too make some happy little trees and become the new bob ross
If you're feeling okay, I wouldn't worry. Could it be bile or some shit?
>>16603113
That is the greenest poop I've ever seen
You should start eating other colors of crayons too
>>16603113
It's a Christmas miracle
It's because you ate something with a colored frosting, like a cake with blue balloons on it or something.
My poo is really green if I drink those drink mixes you put in water
OP got Shrekt
thats green ogre poo all day
This has fucking killed me
I still don't know wether to be worried getting stomach cramps now
>>16603113
Look on the bright side, at least you POO IN LOO
Did someone spike your Coke with bromothymol blue or something?
>>16603113
There's this new thing called Google. Try asking there.
Black licorice
>>16603113
It's probably either bile (will fix itself) or something you ate (should fix itself). Id give it a few days and see if the problem persists. If it does, make an appointment with your general practitioner (aka. go to the doctor).
>>16603313
This could be because you're stressing yourself worrying about it. Just try to calm down and drink some water.
If the cramps get really bad and/or persist, go to the doctor immediately.
>>16603153
I laughed. Merry Christmas
Have you drunk a crazy amount of wine.
>>16603113
Green poop is simply unprocessed, it didn't sit in your intestines long enough