I'm losing my virginity tomorrow, any tips or advice? Thanks in advance, kind souls
>>16601537
Cum inside her
Thats how you become soulbound and she can't drop you
>>16601545
Pls, she's not on birth control
>>16601652
Control her birth with the force
If you don't cum inside her she'll find someone who will
>>16601537
Just... Do stuff.
... Well.
Uh.
I mean, don't take it as a fucking ritual. Just treat it as a natural thing. Make sure you have at least a little knowledge (condom, lube, etc). It's gonna be messy, it might be tense, but just relax.
Do you have any particular questions?
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>>16601537
HAHAHAA dude. Don't worry. You'll be fine. I lost my virginity to someone who wasn't a virgin and she thought it was a blast. You'll be fine. Don't use condoms. Its way better.
>>16601756
Gross dude. Have some self-respect. Bitch got nailed before. And now that slut wants your little pimi too. Ew, disgusting.
>>16601763
I'm gonna marry that girl
>>16601661
Well... you're not technically wrong...
>>16601675
Not op but here's a question. How can you hide inexperience if you're a virgin but she doesn't know? Pretty much don't have the balls to tell her, or any girl I'm still a virgin at my age. What can I do to make it seem like I'm at the very least just bad, and not inexperienced? I would love to make this chick feel it's the best sex she ever had, I actually really get off on giving women pleasure, and don't really feel the need to just bust a nut and bam its over. I want her to enjoy it more than I do, so much so that when I've gotten to the point of having sex, my insecurities stop me from going further because I know I'm gonna be bad at it my first time and she's not gonna enjoy it, that's just a given. I could easily just copy what I see in pornos but I'm always told how dissimilar it is from real sex. What can I do to give off at least a semblance "acting like you've been there before" when it comes to sex?
>>16602775
What worked for me my first time (no guarantees it'll work for everybody) was telling the girl I hadn't had sex in a couple years, as in, not since my last relationship. It seemed to work well enough for me, she was enjoying herself, and me. Bonus points if you happen to be large.
>>16602795
I thought about doing that. How do you bring something like that up organically? Unfortunately no bonus points for me, smidge below average at best (maybe if I lose some more weight I'll gain a couple inches?) but I think I have the oral thing worked out ok so maybe I gain soem bonus points there instead.
>>16602802
I don't remember exactly how it came up, that was like 4 years ago. It wasn't a new girlfriend or anything, just a female co-worker who I happened to jokingly flirt with one night and somehow we ended up meeting after work to fuck. I think I just brought it up right before we she was coming over, she said it was fine.
>>16601774
What joy on your hill.
>>16602775
Don't rush anything. Give her a lot of foreplay. I fingered and ate out a girl for an hour before fucking her the other day. My preference is to have a girl cum at least twice before I enter her. If you don't stay hard all the time, do not at any
cost start to worry. Be relaxed, and enjoy the intimacy, you'll much more likely to go soft if you're stressing out about stuff. Rember, she shouldn't play a passive role, just as it's your job to get her horny, it should be her job to get you hard. The other nigh, I lost my erection three quarters of the way into eating her out, so when I decided I'd had enough, I just layed over her, kissing her, gripping her head. She stuck her fingers in my mouth and caressed my lips, and soon after I was rock hard again. Had this been earlier in life, when I was much more insecure, I would consider losing an erection as a definite failure and spaghettying some excuse to get my clothes back on. Don't do that. Just take your time and explore her body.
>>16602795
I wouldn't lie about it, but if you do feel an absolute need to excuse the fact that you might come too soon, just tell her how incredibly hot she is, and that it's been a while a since you came.
>>16602775
Communication. Communication is key. And attention. Seriously.
Listen, I'm no pro either. In fact, I'm a fucking kissless virgin! (Well, half. I cybered once.)
But y'know, they say the brain is a powerful sex organ, y'know.
Ask her what she likes. "That feels good?", "Tell me if I'm going too hard", that kinda thing.
Porn lies a lot. Porn is so fake. It's a lot of acting. Oh man.
Don't expect your first time to be perfect. It's not. But that's fine. It doesn't need to, as long as you're both happy in the end.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Everybody gotta start somewhere, son.
Also, if you're fucking a girl, most of them can't cum from penetration alone, some don't even get pleasure at all, it really depends on the person, that's why you gotta ask.
Rub her clit, but don't give it fucking friction burn either, don't go too fast. And some girls might have too much sensitivity there so if they do, instead of rubbing the clit directly (the pink nub), try to rub the clit's hood instead, in circular motions.
Fucking a girl's hole without touching her clit at all is like fucking a guy's ass without touching his dick, I think. Hahaha.
I also suggest you finger her if you and she wants, whether she's a virgin or not; it helps get ready. Tip: curl your fingers up and hit/thrust up. Sometimes you might hit the g spot. Sometimes she might squirt, and no, squirt is not piss
...By the way, the vagina and the urethra are not the same thing. Please for the love of god don't try to shove things up her urethra, oh god. J-Just... No. The vagina is further down the urethra. Sometimes it's really really at the end. It depends on the woman. Look at pic related (pls no ban mods, it's for educational purposes)
Bring lube. Usually girls get wet enough, but please use lube anyway. It makes things so much easier and smoother.
Then again, hey, I'm no sex guru, I'm no sex expert, just a, uh... Sex and love enthusiast?
>>16602819
I never had to do a statistics exam, so eating pussy is not gonna work out for me. I'm too much on an idiot apparently.
You're going to suck at it. Don't worry. That's normal and if a girl is willing to fuck you, she'll be alright with it. Have fun. Don't drink too much.
>>16602819
>I'm a Virgin
>here's some sex advice
OP feel free to disregard everything in this post
>>16602819
This entire post was cringe as fuck
>>16602871
>>16602878
kek I know pls kill me
Like I said, I'm no expert, I'm a fucking retard for all I know
>>16601537
In my first fuck i told her that i was a virgin, she had no problem with that, we started making out and touching, after, she gave me a blowjob, i came in like 3 min, she looked kinda frustrated but didn't said anything, i looked at her and say "now its my turn", proceeded to play with her entire body, licking, touching, fingering... everything, she goes insane and few minutes after i was diamond again, fucked her like there's no tomorrow, 10~15 min i came again, she looked whacked and said it was one of the best fucks of her life, i think experience is not much relevant for sex if you put effort to pleasure her and communicate about what she likes, and please... for your own good, don't try to roleplay porn, you will look pathetic, just let the moment guide you and don't hold anything back, enjoy the most intimate physical contact between two body
Anyone who calls their first time "virginity" is already coming at this from the wrong angle, giving it any significance. It's either just a stage in the relationship you're developing with someone (in which case the relationship is more important than anything you actually do during sex), or you're just doing it to get off (in which case it's basically masturbation using another person's body, and isn't significant to anyone).
>>16601537
Don't stress about it.
Fuck her right in the pussy.
