Hook up at a party.

>what is tinder

I will explain the algorithm:

>download tinder
>find a random slut
>prepare your game
>persuade her to come to your place
>???
>profit

>>16590896
>l'm Iazy, ugIy, sociaIIy retarded and can't get a gf
>Come up with ideas to get me a girI!

Fuck off man, you're pathetic and nothing we say can save you.

>>16590901
I'm not a fan of parties but I like going out to concerts.
How should I bring it up ?

>>16590913
I could get a gf but I don't wan't to. Maybe I'm afraid of being in a relationship or anything but this isn't the problem.

>>16590912
I don't like conversing on a phone for a first talk to be honest.

>>16590896
Go on a few dates with a girl that's below your league and then tell her you're sexually attracted to her but you don't see her as a girlfriend. This may take a little time but it should be pretty easy to gauge when the moment is right.

>>16590951
but you will be texting

it's easier

>>16590896
I am willing to help you find a solution to this problem. In return I will hold the Intellectual Property rights and you get 10% of the profilts.

Deal?

We should clean the fuck up by solving men's biggest problem ever.

>>16590921
>l could get a gf but l don't wan't to

hahahahahahaha

[spoiler]>>16590896

Either hook up on a night out or at a party

Or date a girl until you fuck. Youngsters (18-24/25 will fuck on the first date in a lot of cases)

>>16590921

>How should I bring it up

Approach girl
Rapidly raise and lower your eyebrows at high speeds while looking her straight in the eyes

As you get closer place your hand flat on her shoulder, this shows confidence and asserts dominance, chicks dig that

Then announce to her that you have a raging boner just for her

She'll be putty in your hands

Don't be a fatty fucker. I knew a fatty fucker who lost his virginity to a girl with genital herpes, who only told him about it after the fact.

Fatties aren't cleaner, only lazier and needier.