Is there a delicate way to tell the couple in the apartment downstairs that I actually love listening to them fuck and that I wish they would do it louder?
no, there isn't. creep
Leave a note in their mailbox.
>>16556390
No.
reverse psychology, tell them it's disgusting and they're bad at it. They'll want to get back at you kek and do it harder.
>>16556390
Pretend to not be at home.
>>16556396
I'm surprised more people don't like it.
It's two people in love doing what we all live to do. It's beautiful
>>16556435
I think sex is absolutely disgusting, and I hate myself and the women I fuck as I feel that we are disgusting animals who lack any sort of discipline, or self respect.
>>16556390
In this post-elliot, post-chrischan age, it's hard to tell if someone is trolling or not.
>>16556463
Can you help me pls
>>16556469
>>16556435
A nice couples sex toy addressed to the lovers upstairs?
>>16556405
This OP, insult them, do your worst
Ask to watch/join them, that's as loud as it gets.
>>16556390
Drill a hole in the floor.
Make your wifi name "Do It Louder".
>>16556505
That will come off as sarcastic and they will probably quiet down instead.
>>16556514
Add a please
>>16556529
That sounds even more sarcastic
1. Record the sound. Be sure to do this in mono.
2. Burn the sound to a CD (regular music CD format). Delete it from your computer when you are done.
3. Cut out letters from magazines. Glue them to a piece of paper until you have a note that says "LoUdeR plEase".
4. Put the CD and note into a manila envelope.
5. Slide the envelope under their front door. MAKE SURE NO ONE SEES YOU.
6. Return to your apartment.
7. Make sure your body is ready for the hurrikek.
>>16556539
Even if I could anonymously hint at anything having to do with hearing them fuck, it would be pretty obvious it's me. The layout of the apartments means anyone who can hear them is either above them or across the hall, and sound doesn't travel well across the hall
I can't wait till for a month op doesn't here them fucking
Meets the guy in the hall and asks about it.
Creeped out guy stammers out sad story.
"Damn. I really enjoyed listening to you two fuck"
That or op is actually just listening to one guy masterbait while playing porn loudly.
>>16556505
"Fuck some moar"
>>16556568
Can confirm its a couple, the wife was actually the first to introduce herself when I moved in
