Is newfag

What does r9k mean?

>>16552172
robot9000, the most generic name the author of XKCD could think of for the moderation bot he created.

>>16552172
It means "ROBOT 9000".

It's explained here:
http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/

>>16552144
Why do I suddenly feel the need to end my existence when everything couldn't be going better in my life?

>>16552197
Not OP here.

Maybe:
-a chemical imbalance in your body
-maybe your life is just 'better' by the standards of society and not yours?
Also: improving your life =//= hapiness. Finishing projects, or doing highly appreciated work always leaves me empty inside at the end. Happiness is a subjective matter, search your memories ( or your subconcious :P) for what truly makes you happy.

>>16552144
Who scored the winning touchdown in Superbowl 17?

>>16552144
What was the Albigenenist heresy?

>>16552144
What is the half-life of strontium 90?

>>16552144
Who's on first?

>>16552144
Why the fuck doesn't the built-in 4chan extension work on /adv/?

>>16552144
Who promoted Peress?

>>16552144
Are we there yet?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

how do i get good?

I called my friends mom slut and hepunched. Any advice how to apologise?

What's the best defence against friends who believe it's wrong of me to sleep with this 19yo girl I matched with on tinder, who tells me she's very busy, but want to find time for me sometime soon? I'm 31.