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So after 3 years of no sex I decided to hire an escort for the
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So after 3 years of no sex I decided to hire an escort for the first time. I booked a session for an hour. I was a little bit nervous but figured that was normal.

The girl was small, under 5 foot and maybe 100lbs. She went straight to blowjob and it was amazing. We did missionary and doggy, but then I started losing my erection. She went back to blowjob, and even though it felt great I knew I wasn't going to cum. We tried having sex again but I couldn't keep it up. Had to end the session without cumming.

Anyone else experience not being able to cum? I'm trying to think of why it happened. I figured it could be nervousness, the fact that I haven't had sex in a while, the use of a condom (which I'm not used to), and the lack of foreplay beforehand. I dunno, it was kinda disappointing. Any suggestions?
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Yeah, that happens. If you keep hiring escorts you'll have a better time.

>Or you could date girls and have pretty much the same experiences for cheaper.
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>>16548111
Yeah but I suck at picking up girls, hence the need to hire an escort after 3 years of no action.

I'll probably try an escort again. But yeah they are expensive...
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You are desensitized due to your pornography addiction.
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>>16548150
How much did you pay?

I had an experience with a prostitute 2 weeks ago and I couldn't cum. I realised she was fa and ugly and I had to close my eyes to get hard. Then she rode my dick and she was so heavy I couldn't move my hips to fuck her.
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>>16548150
Well, what about strip clubs?
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>>16548166
I've thought about that, but I don't always masturbate to porn. I can easily get hard without it.

>>16548170
I paid 200 for the hour. She was average looking, not ugly but not super pretty or anything.

haha I'm sorry you were crushed by a whale but that's kinda funny you couldn't even move. How much you pay and where did you find her?
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>>16548177
The reason I went with an escort is because I would spend almost just as much money at the strip club. 3 dances would cost $120 and they're only a few minutes each...
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>>16548187
I live in a country where I don't speak the language so prostitution is kinda weird as i have to go to the """""official""""" brothels, and they are quite expensive. I paid ~250$ for 90 minutes.

I cried inside myself a little after this.
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>>16548206
I went to a strip club and discovered that my taste in women had changed after some years without a girlfriend. Then I was able to get a new girlfriend much more easily than ever before.

>Turned out I like them petite.
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>>16548231
Interesting. Hiring an escort was a definite experience I think I can learn from, and it did boost my confidence afterward even though I never climaxed.

Also wtf is this mugwump business
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>>16548239
Mugwumping just soes my posts can be distinct.
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>>16548376
Ah, I see.
So have you hired escorts before?
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>>16548393
Yep. It's a crapshoot.
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