>order some shit off amazon (nothing dirty or anything)
>come home from work one day and find the package opened
>dad says oh sorry I was expecting some books thought it was for me even though it was very clearly not a box books would come in
I was just about to order some shit from bad-dragon too, guess I can't do that as long as I'm living here.

>>16530461
Why would your dad think that a box addressed to you was his books?

>>16530461
Do your parents know that even though you live in their house, it's against federal law to open mail addressed to their +18 year old?

>>16530466
he said he didn't look at the label on it because he orders stuff from amazon all the time and I normally don't

>>16530477
it seemed more like an honest mistake to me than he was actively snooping but it was still frustrating. I just ended up going to a nearby sex shop to get what I wanted but it was a bit more expensive than doing it online unfortunately.

>order vibrator online
>dad opens it up thinking it was for him
>leaves it on my bed
>apologizes for opening up my mail and never speaks of it again
It was awkward at the time, but kind of funny thinking back on it.

>>16530496
what kind of vibe?

>>16530512
It was a type of jackrabbit.

>>16530496
im soso about snopping just a sextoy label on the sticker that says my name. or the box have labeling. I dont want anybody to know its embarrassing

>>16530477
In before OP actually calls the feds on his parents for something so trivial. Be realistic Candyass.
>>16530461
Should have let him know you were ordering something, if necessary make an alibi.

>>16530492
When it comes to sex toys that is an impulse driven buy. Go with convenience unless you can actually orchestrate the savvy decision.

>>16530588
thats not op im op

>>16530599
>>16530529

>>16530496
That gave me such a boner.

>>16530599
He's not op, I'm op.