>best friend since preschool is getting married sept 2017
>im the best man
>I gotta come up with a speech
>I gotta come up with money
>I need to find a girl to bring that's hotter than my ex
>could easily see my brother bringing my ex as a plus one because they've been friends since childhood and have known the groom since we were very little so I need a girl prettier than her
>I also might be going to jail soon
>trying to juggle all of this while trying to get legal shit dropped and back in school for behavioral medicine and work 6 days a week 3rd shift and save up for a new jeep
Fuck. Help me. Anyone have advice? I am not prepared for this whatsoever
one day at a time
>>17349319
>Speech
Simply. You can also hire professional writers for this.
>I gotta come up with money
Not a big deal. You have a job already. Put a little bit to the side and sell some belongings online. How much do you really need?
>I need to find a girl to bring that's hotter than my ex
If this is a real problem for you just hire a high class escort
>could easily see my brother bringing my ex as a plus one because they've been friends since childhood and have known the groom since we were very little so I need a girl prettier than her
You should be more concerned with the fact that your brother was probably banging your girlfriend when you were together.
As for your legal shit, that's what lawyers are for. Just fucking relax.
>>17349347
My brother is gay
>>17349319
>best friend since preschool is getting married sept 2017
>im the best man
Congratulations!
>I gotta come up with a speech
You've been the groom's best friend since preschool. I'm sure you have plenty of funny but mildly embarassing stories to tell. Just pick a couple that aren't TOO embarassing, and don't cast aspersions on his likely faithfulness as a husband. Other then that, just talk about how awesome he is and how good thwy are as a couple.
>I gotta come up with money
How much? Are we talking "tux rental and a modest gift" money, or are we talking "airfare to Cancun" money?
>I need to find a girl to bring that's hotter than my ex
>could easily see my brother bringing my ex as a plus one because they've been friends since childhood and have known the groom since we were very little so I need a girl prettier than her
Why does she need to be hotter than your ex? Is this some kind of social posturing thing?
>I also might be going to jail soon
I'm sorry to hear that. What are you accused of, and how likely do you think it is that the charges will stick?
