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No trolling
Is there really a way to become attracted to women??
I don't want to be gay, but I can never pop one for a woman
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>>17335717
>I can never pop one for a woman
That's because women are ugly beasts. Obviously the problem is you have not properly experienced the miracle of little girls.
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/pol/ is the new /b/: The thread
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>>17335717
LOL. South Africa.

Simple mate. I'll give you a to do list.

((First part goes without saying. Do not imagine cocks, men, anime, or anything remotely degenerate.
If you do, pause from masturbating and then go back to women only.))

1) Stop masturbating daily.
No more more than once per 3 days.

2) Stop using porn, ENTIRELY.
Not even for strait porn.

3) Get some olive oil or non-chemical lube for masturbating.

4) Might help: Find a picture of a really hot, sweet looking girl on all fours, looking backwards at you with pussy facing you.
Memorize this or print it out.
Tryout the website: KINDGIRLS.COM


5) after waiting 3-4 days without jackin it.
Get into bed with a small cup of olive oil lube, and your picture of the girl.

6) When you masturbate. DO NOT go for speed.
The goal is to be steady and methodical - slowing when you you near 30 seconds from blowing.

After so many days, you should be able to get a boner just from grabbing you dick.

7) Do not necessarily image mounting her in the image. This is too fantasy based.
Instead, imagine the girl crawling across the bed to suck your dick.
Or to sit on your dick.
Imagine this happening in your room. REALISM IN FANTASY.

8) Perhaps this might help? Be more mobile / active with your hips.
You want to associate the muscle memory of using your abdominals with this new 'strait' mentality.

9) DO NOT tighten your prostate.
**Tightening the prostate is subconsciously tied to your current preferences.**
((Sometimes people with contract their ass and prostate muscles,
stimulating / FORCING themselves to cum early. Don't do this. ))

10) Masturbation should take 15-20 minutes, and produce a large load.


Repeat this for several months,
-masturbating outside your chair and in bed.
-not using prostate muscles
-not masturbating feverishly or in spurts.
-Moving your hips to simulate actual sex.
-trying to last a long time, and being stead and methodical
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>>17335717
http://www.xvideos.com/video16118095/kiera_winters_satisfy_her_hd_porn
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>>17335721
Right b/c porn isn't cucked and seeing dicks in porn totally wont appeal to his brainwashed love of dicks...

Its not like jews took over palestine and began broadcasting porn over the tv... definitely not designed to cuk you.
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>>17335717
Do it
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quit coming to 4chan forever
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>>17335717

> he is from SA
> doesnt like women

Boer women are fucking dangerously hot.
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>>17335720
Idk if this is really good trolling or genius, I'm gonna try it thanks

>>17335721
That guys too hot, nope...

>>17335725
Nowadays they all have short, dyed hair like the feminist in the US... Candice is just very good genetics
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>>17335717

> oh hey a-anon. I wasnt expecting you this early, im s-still in my underwear!
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>>17335726

> short, dyed hair like the feminist in the US

Alright, time to kill myself then.
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